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Join the #passportbros community and embark on a transformative adventure. Discover the power of redemption, exploration, and embracing diverse cultures. #blacktravel #blacktravelfeed #blacktravelgram #blacktravelmovement #Philippines #blacktraveljourney Welcome to the Tom Yum Lechon Podcast, your passport to real, raw, and unfiltered conversations from around the world. In this episode, join host [Your Name] as he sits down with [Guest’s Name], [brief description of the guest, e.g., a sex worker, bar girl, etc.], for an eye-opening discussion on [main topic or theme of the interview]. Subscribe now to Tom Yum Lechon for more captivating interviews, stories, and adventures from diverse cultures and perspectives worldwide. Don’t forget to hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode! Welcome to the Tom Yum Lechon Podcast, your passport to real, raw, and unfiltered conversations from around the world. In this episode, join host [Your Name] as he sits down with [Guest’s Name], [brief description of the guest, e.g., a sex worker, bar girl, etc.], for an eye-opening discussion on [main topic or theme of the interview]. Subscribe now to Tom Yum Lechon for more captivating interviews, stories, and adventures from diverse cultures and perspectives worldwide. Don’t forget to hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode!

Let’s Get Busy
[ __ ] it’s gonna get busy
man
because here’s what what we got going on
man you know
I’mma without a doubt
I’m committed to this let me make sure
we’re
good make should be good
here take too long [ __ ]
takes too long to
check Let’s Get Busy okay yeah we
good
okay so uh without a doubt committed to
the
uh to the purpose to the what is that
the Star Wars not the
Rebellion what’s it the
Rebellion hold on hey
Siri what is uh Luke Skywalker is he
part of the Rebellion or what is
that what
force what force is that no one in your
contacts named Wolf Hold
on I gotta use this this uh I gotta use
uh Chad
GTP okay what
uh what did what force did Luke belong
to was he part of the Rebellion
or what I mean what is that what force
is that and then what force was
Vader
with we’ll get to it hold
on the rebel alliance
which fought against the galactia empire
the
force the force you referring to is is
to the Rebellion a group opposed
to
okay the Empire dark vade on the other
hand
with that’s get deep six low and all
them boys I don’t know all them
guys okay what I was saying
is so the commitment is there to do this
right so it’s not the problem at all
never will be the
problem uh but when when I’m doing other
things
like because it can’t be all about these
[ __ ] it’s no way
no way it could be all about these guys
so what we do is we’ll
uh you know we got other things going on
so but what I want to do is I don’t know
why I ain’t got this [ __ ] up here
already
damn this [ __ ] need to be up here man
[ __ ] he needs to be on her front and
center
he supposed to already be on
her I don’t know that dude send me the
link man where’s the link
at he said somebody called me
out I don’t know this guy man listen
send me the
link okay so what we got here
is
okay here this is let me give you what
happened
[Music]
okay the most important person
is zoom you understand to this deal that
we’re doing so zoom and then you
so Zoom was getting
hit
bombarded
right and
then you got game pops back up
right so then that takes a 10 off of
Richie over the
game
okay just
like
Richie vow to run to the
authorities game start looking for
help now I’m just one
person that’s it it’s just me and every
like who he with who he with I’m with me
[ __ ] it’s me me so you got Richie need
to get the
police you got game he want Richie’s
help so I can only
[Music]
assume that tribel velocity is in there
somewhere tucked in he’s tucked in with
these [ __ ] I’m sure CA I’m sure I know
he’s he’s a God God son to
Richie
and if any way Richie can or will game
will be willing to accept traversity
through Richie
so I can foresee all this so then you
got three fourman
front you got
chocolate you got
Richie you got
uh
travel and then you got game
you know giving credit to
uh [ __ ] like
uh star
Bull and
Wilford for for putting out the opposing
content See B
listen this is you guys can ultimately
decide what you want to believe in if
you want to believe in what these guys
is telling
you
about Thailand the Philippines
Etc guys has just been out here
for 14 months some of them less most of
them less but at the most 14 months
man and that time don’t count when them
[ __ ] was in the bubble
pandemic man these [ __ ] was here when
it was dry with nothing these [ __ ]
don’t have the react
listen if you came here during a
pandemic it’s no way you
can speak on it you can’t because you
don’t know the reality you came during
the pandemic [ __ ]
you came when times was off times
was was it was it was no times like no
other and you came here and you found
some [ __ ] that was laying
around we gonna get to this nigga’s
story he’s here to you can’t Rec can on
this story dog we gonna pull it up we
got the P we got the files
and all these [ __ ] is talking about
why you worried about what another [ __ ]
is doing that’s not it it’s more T than
that and I can say to you that the
reason why you you saying what you’re
saying is because you want to do the
same
[ __ ] I seen a [ __ ] the other night in
the bar he looks respectable he looks
like a respectable guy
I mean I had no reason to disres you
know uh not respect them looking I so he
look
respectable but I seen him at the bar I
hate to do it but you got to get the
visual he’s sitting at the he’s sitting
at the bottom okay you’re going to the
bar the girls is up on the stage he’s
sitting at the bottom of the stage and I
know he didn’t see me cuz he straighten
right up when he saw me looking but he
was sitting there I’m
watching cuz see I have to study see
listen man any Spartan man would study
the
behaviors the conditions the
situations what the YouTube calls the
algorithm that’s the algorithm I’m
looking around to see what the [ __ ] is
going because I’m new to this bar [ __ ] I
don’t I’m going to the bar for you
[ __ ] to get some of the some the bad
of the bad so production is getting
ready to go up I’m coming with a whole
new thing
man I thought about doing the
game you know getting the girl moving in
and all this so [ __ ] I still might do
it get a girl from the
bar and move her in and kiss her in the
mouth that’s what y’all want me to
that’s what y’all want me to do
go get a
girl move her
in Let her go to
work let her
get manhandled all
day and then let her come
home and then I put my mouth on
her to help
clean game you’re a janitor
man it’s like you’re a janitor if she go
to okay this is like it’s like what who
cleans up the fast food place what is
that called like the guy that cleans up
so she go to work nigas is busting up in
all day on soy
6 she comes
home them tanks need to be
emptied cleaned
out for the next day for the next shift
so game is in charge of the
engineering so she comes home gang
cleans gets he spends all night cleaning
it
out the vacuum the
mouth he’s he get it he sucking it dry
and then it’s
ready what time so6 about 1100 a.m.
Monday through
Saturday but what I saw let’s get back
to this guy this this goes right with
that this guy sitting at the bottom
the stage and he’s looking at the girls
he’s
doing doing all this [ __ ] I’m looking at
this [ __ ] like and then after he put
his money whatever he did he turned
around and then I’m looking he got the
old strafe Ice
Cube
look straight no [ __ ] I saw the [ __ ]
face
[ __ ] [ __ ] face [ __ ] that’s what that
is that’s a [ __ ] face ass [ __ ] I saw
him
now one man in they right mind see you
look guys y’all have to see see if you
not here and you [ __ ] is doing it it’s
time for y’all to be called
out
because it’s a clinic here that I go to
man they got this medication you can get
called travada look it up
man it’s
actually it’s a
pre for
exposure so if if you had a condom if it
break or you don’t use a condom whatever
the situation
is you would not contract
HIV so when I go
and I take a look they got a chart up
there on the chart they got cases new
cases HIV and all this sh on the wall
it’s right there as soon as you go in
you can see
it so any
man that
would
knowingly and willingly
put one of these girls in their
mouth it’s something to that
if you know what’s going on with
her why would you want to put
your I guess that’s just I mean if
that’s what you do then I guess you
can’t help yourself if that’s what gets
you off I guess you can’t help yourself
now let’s get to the cuz we I don’t know
how I got into that cuz this and I’m
still not finished with
that
girls some of these girls have no
problem
jumping
from one [ __ ] to the
next and we gonna get to his story
that’s a perfect segue come on
man where star
that
okay so what’s good with y’all so I made
a community post yesterday and asked
y’all if yall had any questions for me
about anything and I’ll answer them in
these videos so the few questions that I
did get I’m going go ahead and answer
them in this video right now if you have
any more questions you can comment them
Below on this video also you can hit me
up on Instagram and send me a DM or
whatever and I’ll answer your question
in the next video so any questions y’all
have you can ask me and it doesn’t even
have to be about Thailand it could be
about medene it could be about Rio
Brazil it could be about Africa Uganda
Kenya it could be about Dominican
Republic any of those places I can
answer questions on so let me know if
you got any questions shout out to okay
here’s the thing let me say something
about
that if you if it was a
doctor and he tells you he went to one
semester a medical school one
semester and your life was on the
line and they say we got this doctor
travel
voson he has one semester
in
Thailand would you like to see this
guy this [ __ ] got one semester these
[ __ ] got one not just him the whole
gang
if [ __ ] was smart they would be
like who’s been her the longest who’s
got the most
information
not who started a YouTube
channel because here’s the
thing they brought y’all the wrong
information they brought y’all the
girlfriend
experience
[ __ ] and that’s the most deadly one
under them
all that’s what’s deceived and has
killed more [ __ ] than any of
it that’s the one that major the girls
are relying on that you make them your
girlfriend and they ain’t got to work
they just collecting now Social
Security so these [ __ ] brought y’all
the girlfriend
experience which is some hoes and I’mma
approve
it to my boy digital swag he asked me
the question of where me and lucky met
he asked me what are my shortterm plans
as far as traveling what places I want
to see and he also asked me what and
this curly head
[ __ ] what place I want to I want to go
off man but I know it ain’t that for the
time for that we gonna get to it though
permanently settling so we’re goingon to
get into that a lot of people have asked
about where me and her met and the
situation about me and her so I’m going
to finally answer that question for you
guys today on walking Street mind you I
moved here about eight months ago right
after hold on hold
on see we gon we G we gonna use
psychology and this is nothing
against travel
velocity nothing against him why did I
say that it’s because he don’t know
nobody he doing what he do and he think
he right just like the rest of these
[ __ ] think they right but they can’t
think I’m wrong for coming against what
they’re saying [ __ ] everybody’s not
agree with you [ __ ] everybody’s not
gonna agree with what the [ __ ] you
doing I’m not into the girlfriend [ __ ]
man
I’m not into that man all that lovey doy
hubby [ __ ] I’m not with that old
Cinnamon Toast Crunch [ __ ] so I’m
speaking against it it’s not against you
you’re the one saying it [ __ ] you the
messenger so I gotta get it you because
I don’t want you to get these [ __ ]
thinking that’s what this is over here
because I don’t want a bunch of them
[ __ ] over I want a bunch of the lover
boys they run up they do a lot of damage
man
game took a popular girl off the
streets that [ __ ] bought that’s like
buying at the
bar I got
SM when [ __ ] is sold out it’s sold out
can you
imagine a [ __ ] buying out
prostitutes no money down financing
prostitutes reidentifying
prostitutes with the
girlfriend prostitutes are now
girlfriends everybody’s [ __ ] is now my
[ __ ]
what the [ __ ] is going on the world is
coming to an
end when everybody’s
[ __ ]
becomes one nigga’s
[ __ ] you go from oh I know that [ __ ]
hit it over there oh one [ __ ] that one
[ __ ] hit it a baby daddy hit it to
[ __ ] in Spain hit it a [ __ ] in Germany
hit it a [ __ ] in Ireland hit it a [ __ ]
in Africa hit it and then you come and
mared a [ __ ] you got to spread All We
are the
world man hold on
they get loud
[Music]
every that’s what these [ __ ] is
[ __ ]
on USA to
Africa how these lyrics go hold on wait
a
minute look what is hold on look
who man you can’t make this [ __ ] up man
I can’t I can’t look
dog look who starts the song out
man
look lion o Richie Lio
Richie
liono Richie
the perfect
name because they say he’s the beginning
of this
[ __ ] he’s
the oh this We Are the World [ __ ]
[ __ ] these [ __ ] is
doing I’m just trying to figure out what
kind of
a [ __ ]
would
decide I don’t know man I’m confused
I mean you know sometimes I Gotta Buy
let’s
see see I made this offer I don’t know
if I’m G take it though
for these
uh 3 399
99 for them Kobe grinches so I can
understand but these [ __ ] literally he
he literally
took the
availability away from the
public and the girl has to eat the
family has to
eat so he’s willing to pay
okay let’s get to it man cuz I’m getting
distracted now
after New Year so wasn’t much stuff open
so on walking see what I’m saying wasn’t
much stuff open wasn’t much people here
you [ __ ] is amateurs you [ __ ] came
at the worst time to be talking about
giving [ __ ]
advice you can’t do it little [ __ ]
there was like two spots open long story
short two spots
open two spots open
open not only this [ __ ] only do a
semester before he decide to start
teaching or before he started us perform
a lot as a doctor in this
[ __ ] as he got a
PhD sure I was leaving from there and I
met her he was leaning from a spot on
walking
street now I’mma say this now I’m saying
this and I take these to Vegas [ __ ] 90%
of the girls on Walker Street is looking
for a
sucker
90% I guarantee that now I don’t even
want to say no [ __ ] no [ __ ] that 98%
[ __ ] no [ __ ] that
99 [ __ ] no hell
no
100% [ __ ] and I mean that from the
bottom of my
heart cuz I ain’t never met one that
didn’t have some kind of play with it it
was something they up to
something they up to something now
and she was out there okay I can figure
it out anyway she was out there she
already got a they say a sex tape with
the Klux
Clan so those two things let me know
what she was out there doing so you say
you metad her [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ]
out of
here that’s the same [ __ ] gang try to
pull
if she didn’t need money she wouldn’t
have stopped and talked to
you and you was only one of the few
[ __ ]
there it wasn’t a lot of [ __ ] going to
go around at that time you was one of
the few [ __ ] there you was out at that
time she was
out why you don’t tell how much you
spent that
night was it
free outside and we saw each other we
started she saw each other like y’all
man
see I don’t like how these [ __ ] is
trying to make this [ __ ] sound man see
listen I’mma say this to
you
partner here’s thing I want you to
understand before you get all erratic
and
[ __ ] this is my job like your job is to
make them girlfriend videos and
[ __ ] my YouTube channels about roasting
[ __ ] I’m getting that [ __ ] [ __ ] all
that so you [ __ ] is getting mad about
me doing my videos and then don’t want
[ __ ] mad about you doing what you do
I’m not mad about what you doing what
you do [ __ ] I’m getting at
you now if you mad at me you gonna say
I’m mad at you I’m hating on you no this
is what this channel is [ __ ] this is
what my show this is a show I do on here
[ __ ] the
roast Tom leun look it up man it’s
roasted pig [ __ ] you getting
leun let’s look it up hold on
watch
this okay I got a show that I do
roast and in the Philippines they call
me
lechan does that coincide with that name
the lechan and the
roast I just wanted to know cuz I’m
roasting travel velocity right now so
could you say he’s getting
lechan let’s
see you’re currently chatting with me
chat GPT which is based on the GPT 4
architecture how can I assist you today
okay you didn’t hear what I said I said
um I got a YouTube channel I’m roasting
guys it looks like there might have been
a okay here we go let me do this again
hold on oh here we go
see oh
no yes that’s a clever
Connection in the Philippines lein
refers to a popular dish of roasted
whole pig which is a special feature at
many celebrations Calling You Leon in
the context of a show where you do
roasting like making witty and humorous
criticisms plays nicely with the word’s
meaning since you’re essentially
roasting people or topics in your show
it’s a fun and fitting nickname for that
kind of content let’s have fun
[ __ ]
hey so I’m roasting this guy named
travel velocity because he has a
girlfriend that had a a sex tape with
a it sounds like you’re starting to tell
me about someone named tribal velocity
and his
girlfriend what happened with his
girlfriend uh she made this video with
this guy from the kwu clan uh very
sexual video but
listen I’m roasting him
now that sounds like a very sensitive
and controversial situation what
specific aspect are you wanting to
discuss or explore about this
scenario I’m roasting here right now so
would that be lechan travel
velocity that’s a clever play on words
for your
roast combining Le Chun which implies
roasting with tribal velocity to create
lechon travel velocity works well
especially if you’re highlighting his
rapid movement through controversial or
edgy topics it adds a humorous twist to
your roast how are you planning to frame
the roast okay for one these guys are
kissing these girls in the mouth and
they’re sex worker so I’m just roasting
them about that to start with what you
think that sounds like a topic that
could definitely stir up some reactions
especially if it’s done in a humorous
roast format when tackling such
sensitive subjects it’s good to balance
the humor with a bit of tact to ensure
it resonates well with your audience
it’s all about finding that fine line
where you can deliver your roast
effectively without Crossing into
territory that might be too
controversial what kind of jokes or
lines are you thinking about
using well I’m like you guys are
janitors cuz those sex workers work all
day then you clean them up at
night that’s a sharp and witty line
playing on the metaphor of clean up and
the literal nighttime activities it
certainly the RO Styles I didn’t think
about the night time man what the [ __ ] D
I didn’t think about the
nighttime you [ __ ] really are
janitors that’s coming from AI inter
let’s he it again
man I didn’t
at that nighttime
man
listen that’s a sharp and witty line
playing on the metaphor of cleaning up
and the literal nighttime
activities it certainly fits the roast
style using humor to highlight and
critique
Behavior just be sure your audience is
on board with this kind of humor as it
touches on sensitive themes have you got
more lines planned or are you looking to
develop more material along these themes
[Laughter]
you gota be kidding me we on point
tonight we got lonard Richie we out of
world we got the
janitors I didn’t think about the
nighttime
janitors work at
nighttime that adds another element to
that
man nighttime
action start talking it turns out we
already been talking
online okay they had already been
talking online
so he didn’t know who she
was she might have knew who he
was you see what I’m trying to say C
he’s probably talking to so many
different girls she just didn’t get him
with the right price but now that he’s
out and it’s only two places open and
he’s leaving that
place he runs into them
fine but she asked me what I was doing
that night and I I said I was staying in
the crib I ended up coming out anyway so
she was kind of like see he didn’t want
to fool with that girl because the
moment he said he was standing in the
crib and he decided to go out he could
have hit her back up he wasn’t fooling
with that
girl this is some just
some casual random [ __ ] man like oh you
already lying to me it is what it is
actually yeah [ __ ] of course that’s
what [ __ ] do that’s what they do
everybody down here
lying get your lives ready man hold on
let me talk to these [ __ ] man get your
best lives
ready get your best sles ready when you
come down here get your best lives ready
man cuz that’s what you going to need
that’s what it takes down here the best
lies the best [ __ ] lies
man so she understand
that she understand that to the
foolest so it’s it was no problem for
her that’s why she still went with the
man now hold on now she’s like the first
girl I met out here honestly it’s been a
while like I’ve been knowing her first
girl high school
sweetheart basically what that is high
school sweetheart
[ __ ] the first girl he ended up with the
first girl
that’s crazy in the red light
district hey let me explain something to
you I think your name is lucky listen
dog look man here’s the thing just so
you know you getting this because you
over there with them [ __ ] you over
there with them [ __ ] so I got
to I gotta get at you because you over
there with them
so I gotta hit everybody over there
that’s over
there I gotta alternate you [ __ ]
because I can’t let one person get you
know I’m saying get
away so I hope you understand that
man let me let that seek in for a second
cuz I I don’t want you
tripping now if you trip you in your
feelings but I’m giving you the logic to
this [ __ ] okay you over there with them
guys so I got to hit every Target over
there
you standing too close to Richie in
game I almost thought you was gonna
separate yourself or game I don’t know
he folded under pressure and came in
with you and got with you because it was
a a situation where he said something
about your girl and you try to get at
this girl I mean and now I’m thinking
y’all friends now are pretending like
[ __ ] over here is doing it’s a lot of
pretending going on over
here as hard is Dante try hard is he
work at what he’s trying to
do these [ __ ] is
pretending they on that same jaly
uh
hating ass [ __ ] that they own all way in
the
states better than this and all
that hold on
man oh hold on all
right her for a while now at this point
basically the whole time I’ve been
living in Paia we were friends we were
homies for a long time she look come on
man there’s no such thing let me tell
you repeat again and once again and
again and again there’s no such
thing I pay any [ __ ] any whatever they
want to say to they contest this [ __ ]
there’s no such thing as a
friend in
Patia it don’t
exist because even the friends is asking
you for
[ __ ] you can’t be a bitch’s
friend she going to be asking you for
[ __ ] you gonna get a
call whether you smashing or
not if she has your number [ __ ] you
getting a
call and if you doing that friend [ __ ]
you gonna be one of the first she called
so this [ __ ] talking about that homie
[ __ ] but you didn’t know the [ __ ] when
you saw
her you saying y’all homies but you
didn’t know her when you saw her come to
find out that’s what you said come to
find out I’ve been talking to her me it
is what it is actually we already been
talking on leaving from there and I met
her outside and we saw each other we
started talking it turns out we had
already been talking online but she
asked me what I was doing that
night but then you go up
here and now y home just take you to the
next level of what we you already with
me all the time anyway together in Patia
we were friends honestly it’s been a
while like I’ve been knowing her for a
while now at this point basically the
whole time I’ve been living in Patia
like oh you already lying to me it is
what it is actually she’s like the first
girl I met out here honestly it’s been a
while like I’ve been knowing her for a
while now at this point basically the
whole time I’ve been living in Patia we
were friends we were homies for a long
time she was like a close homie she
would go with me everywhere she would
show me the food
spots this is the this is the script
this [ __ ] is setting the script
up for his TV
show travel velocity the university that
the professor only went to Once goddamn
semester who the [ __ ] goes to a
university this nigga’s not he’s the
dean
the president and the professor of the
travel velocity University and the [ __ ]
only went to a semester of
college that would be considered fraud
in the [ __ ] United
States if a [ __ ] opened up a college
that only had one semester of
school at DeVry not Princeton not
goddamn Duke none of that [ __ ] Dev this
[ __ ] went to
[Laughter]
Dev and now this [ __ ] got the
university meanwhile I’ve been here
since 2017
this [ __ ] been since the
90s so at least he could have got one of
us to come to the school to
teach it’s so he want to be the
president that’s okay he could you know
he could be the president and [ __ ] the
secretary and [ __ ] secretary and all
that old
[ __ ] but when it come to this teaching a
[ __ ] with one semester during the
pandemic this [ __ ] went to school at
DeVry during the pandemic that’s
equivalent to him going to Patia during
the pandemic is he it listen
man when they start doing them School
kind of Zoom Zoom this Zoom for real not
zoom to tiil but I’m talking about the
zoom classes
so he’s setting up the
script as the skinny Nutty Professor ass
[ __ ] the
university Nutty Professor festar this
[ __ ] from Africa is this [ __ ] from
Uganda
where this [ __ ] get that curly head
from I don’t know man I’m just asking
cause I really want to identify the guy
I don’t know where he’s
from he looks like old Wesley Snip black
lip ass [ __ ]
though but you’re lying sir you said
when you seen her you didn’t know that
oh oh come to find out I was talking to
her now all of a sudden you’ve been
knowing her from since you got her she’s
your homie show me the buffet
SP she would go with me everywhere she
we were friends we were home hold on man
let me get on the screen with this
now I guess it’s different kind of
[ __ ] out here I don’t want no [ __ ]
going with me everywhere
everywhere everywhere
them [ __ ] is what kind of [ __ ] that
man variety they say variety is the
spice of
life I don’t think these [ __ ] can
handle variety they don’t have that end
I think that’s what it is
man I’m starting to figure this [ __ ] out
these [ __ ] don’t have the endurance to
smash six or seven different [ __ ] and
all that they gotta have one they only
got that war and
done so a [ __ ] that got that pre
preejaculation [ __ ] he can’t be smack
man what the
[ __ ] I’m starting to think you [ __ ]
got pre-ejaculation issues
man because just think about it if you
you you you in the you in there in it’s
10 seconds you you you
busting you would be the laughing
stock if you would just go from girl to
girl and they all find out best to just
keep it with one girl
man [ __ ] is five and 10 minute dudes
not even 10 minutes man that’s too long
[ __ ] for these [ __ ]
or if you ain’t touching the bottom or
if you have small testicles and all this
old [ __ ] bladder a small
bladder so you got a small bladder you
can’t touch the bottom it’s no point of
you smashing six or seven you’re not a
stud so you need to be with one woman
so these guys the
Duds are the studs which one are they
I’m thinking they got it because I know
I’m not doing the [ __ ] they
doing no one one
one Jordan didn’t get one ring LeBron
[ __ ]
one that’s Too Close To None
man so it could be those two things
that’s what I’m thinking it could
be ejaculation
issues and it could
be penetration issues
it’s nothing like hitting her with
something that she ain’t never been hit
with in the
reaction so you gonna need different
participants for that because it’ll be
her first time it’s that first
experience boom boom boom oh what’s that
and all that wait a minute wait a minute
all that that’s got so you got to keep
bringing them in
fresh but when you can’t do
that it’s just you might as well stay
with
one game that was weak what you did man
that was weak for you to pull that girl
off like
that she was having a good season and
you going to pull her
on the
bench she what she scoring 40 50 points
a
game if I was a general manager your ass
will be out of
there it’s no damn way you coach a team
and you take out a [ __ ] that’s scoring
5050 points a g homies for a long time
she was like a close homie she would go
with me everywhere she show me the food
spots take go show she gotta eat so she
go I want to eat here let’s eat her I
want to eat I’m hungry so she’s showing
you the food spots show me the buffet
spots show them the food spots showing
the buffet it ain’t much here man it’s
not much these [ __ ] ain’t much go with
me everywhere show me the food stops
show me the buffet spots I ain’t said
[ __ ] actually she’s like the first girl
I
out here honestly since she met you what
did she show you sir it’s been a while
like I’ve been KN it’s been a while
you’ve been knowing her for a while now
I want to know what did she show you for
a while now at this point basically the
whole time I’ve been living the whole
time okay I’m sure she showed you some
places let’s see where did she show you
get to it in Paia we were friends we
were homies for a long time she was like
homies so okay y’all were close a close
homie close and [ __ ] so I was he was
smashing her she would go with me
everywhere went with you everywhere now
what’s
everywhere
everywhere she would show me the food
spots food
spots show me the buffet spots Buffet
spots now what’s the difference hold on
let me see I gotta find out what the
difference is CA I’m confused as [ __ ]
okay travel velocity say made his
girlfriend she took him to the food
spots and the buffet spots what is the
difference I’m
confused it sounds like you’re trying to
clarify the difference between food
spots and Buffet spots as mentioned by
velocity typically food spots could
refer to various types of dining places
like restaurants street food vendors or
cafes really any place where you can buy
food on the other hand Buffet spots
specifically refer to restaurants that
offer buffet style dining where you can
serve yourself from a variety of dishes
set out on a table or counters for a
fixed price so in the context of
roasting you might play up the confusion
or make a joke about how he needs a
guide to understand the difference
between regular dining and all you can
eat options how does that sound for
adding to your
material I didn’t ask you for all that
but you know what that’s cool you
contributing to the con you getting on
the [ __ ] now but my thing is he’s
trying to brag about it though I’m just
you know I don’t understand that like
well he’s in Thailand now so but he’s
saying that
okay got it it sounds like velocity is
bragging about his experiences and
you’re finding it a bit over the top
especially given the context this could
be a great angle for your roast you
could play on the idea that he’s making
a big deal out of ordinary things like
being shown around to eat for instance
you might joke about how he acts like
he’s on some Epic Journey just for
visiting local eies something anyone
would normally do but he’s treating it
as though he’s discovered a hidden
treasure this kind of exaggeration can
make for some funny contrasts in your
roast what do you think I think it’s
true though it’s true that ain’t [ __ ]
and he got a university and he’s only
been to school for one semester and he’s
opened up a travel University he’s only
been to Thailand one
semester that’s
crazy that’s a hilarious angle for your
roast you could Riff on how he set up a
travel University but only has the
equivalent of a freshman’s experience
there’s a lot of comedic potential in
pointing out the discrepancy between his
actual experience and the Grandeur of
opening a
university maybe you could joke about
him offering courses like intro to Tha
street food 101 or beginner’s guide to
acting like a local in one semester it
highlights the absurdity in a playful
way how does that fit into your roast
plan wait a minute they listening to you
now and they hearing you I’m laughing
what you’re saying now but I’m on live
live right now I’m on YouTube live they
can hear you what you’re saying and I
don’t want them to think I’m getting my
material from you because that’s not
true now clear clear it
up hey everyone on YouTube live just to
clear things up I’m here to bounce ideas
around with your
host he’s the real creative force behind
the roast I’m just here to help refine
and add a little ex ra spice to what
he’s already cooking up he’s got the
talent and the insights and I’m just
assisting in the background enjoy the
show and get ready for some great laughs
from your main man here listen I think
you took still took too much credit
because I was just asking you questions
well I guess you did help support it on
here on the Tom Yum lechan show okay I’m
GNA get back to this [ __ ] man and I
I’ll talk to you in a
minute all right have fun on the tomama
Machan show keep that energy up and give
them a great
roast okay I’m here if you need to
bounce more ideas later go get
him all right
man man we don’t have time for these
[ __ ] man I’m just gonna keep it real
with
you we’ll go out
together see what I’m
saying see look at this now but see
[ __ ] that ain’t listening CU that’s
what y’all don’t do y’all don’t [ __ ]
listen this [ __ ] ain’t said [ __ ] we go
everywhere together she took me to the
Food Spot she showed me where the buffet
spots and then what did he say after
that what did he
say are you already lying to me it is
what it is actually she’s like the first
girl I met out here honestly it’s been a
while like I’ve been knowing her for a
while now at this point basically the
whole time I’ve been living in Patia we
were friends we were homies for a long
time she was like a close homie she
would go with me everywhere she would
show me the food spots show me the
buffet spots we go out together she was
still doing her thing I was still doing
my thing but we we’ll go out together no
goddamn
word not God no damn word
in paa we were friends we were homies
for a long time she was like a close
homie she would go with me everywhere
everywhere let’s follow along because it
go by so quick we go everywhere she was
show me the food spots food spots show
me the buffet spot Buffet spots we go
out together we would go out together is
that the
club she was still doing her thing I was
still doing my thing what is what was
she doing
what was she
doing but we were close friends close
friends now that could mean a
lot fast forward the last few months
once I came back from Africa it was like
all right you already with me all the
time there we go here we go this is what
happened right here
y already
know Bobby
Brown Hold
On Let’s Get It
[Music]
let’s get it we gonna treat these [ __ ]
like they want to be treated
[Music]
man was
like maybe five I realized I knew I had
to be an Entertainer I had to be on
stage I had to be on TV Bobby Brown he
got that same cut too hold on
man that the same a
cut feel it
man because I want y’all [ __ ] to F
with these [ __ ] is feeling and that’s
what he’s saying do you not hear it in
his
voice listen fast forward the last few
months once I came back from Africa it
was like all right you already with me
all the time anyway see there it starts
right there
girlfriend it started right
there they we already bond together oh
Bond
Bond hit the like button [ __ ] for the
bond hit the like button for the bond I
need some sound effects
man hit the like button for the bond
damn I can’t find it I’m trying to look
for that sound effect
can’t find
it hit the like button for the
bond Africa it was like all right you
already with me all the time anyway we
already bond together we got our
personalities blend together otherwise
we wouldn’t have been hanging out as
much
as personalities bled together
sound like you falling in love that’s
where it started
man
blending when you start talking about
personalities blending and
bonding that’s some lovey doy
[ __ ] so you came back from Africa you
didn’t feel that way in Africa you came
back to
Thailand and got all bonding and start
uh what’ you
say blending bonding and blending with
this
girl no blonding and blending in
Africa you come back to Thailand and you
blonded and
blending that’s the
university if you want to do a court
class for these [ __ ] do a binding and
blending
class hold on let me get you a cover for
the
book I can get you a cover [ __ ] hold
on there’s a black passport
bro he’s in a relationship with a t girl
and uh we want to do a textbook called
bonding and
blending
101 for his university can you give me
the cover for that passport
bro okay let’s see bonding and blending
this is going to
be well we want a black guy with hoop
earrings and uh kind of f Barbie Brown
and a t girl Hip Hop T
girl and uh cuz they bonding blending in
a relationship so put hearts and arrows
and everything I’mma get it give me a
minute hold on y’all I gotta get the
cover ready for this
[ __ ] they creating a cover
dog let’s
see okay we
ready fresh off the
press fresh off the
press we got
you fresh off the
press for the
textbook hold
on
uh bonding and
blending they could be the textb
book for tribal velocity
bonding and blending [ __ ] that’s what
you was doing and you got a
university so there go to textbook for
the first
semester 16 weeks bonding and blending
everybody right now go get your textbook
for the class travel velocity bonding
and
blending
course okay all right
we don’t want you know it’s
pre-enrollment y’all go it hey just
telling
you Africa it was like all right you
already with me all the time anyway we
already bond together we got our
personalities blend together otherwise
we wouldn’t have been hanging out as
much as we was hanging out and it was
all right we might as well just take you
to the next level of what we was doing
before that’s basically how I met lucky
it’s been about eight months now we’ve
been kicking it I’ve been knowing her
the whole time I’ve been out here she’s
been with me a lot I never really wanted
to just put her face on camera and put
her all on video see that cut see he he
said something else and he didn’t want
y’all to hear it because that cut see
the cut right here hold
on watch met lucky it’s been about eight
months now we’ve been kicking it and it
was all right we might as well just take
it to the next level of what we was
doing before see that cut that cut see
that
cut see what was that y’all see that cut
and it was all right we might as well
just take you to the next level of what
we was doing before that’s basically how
so that cut if you know a cut you know a
cut so he cut something
out I man lucky it’s been about eight
months now we’ve been kicking it I’ve
been knowing her the whole time I’ve
been out here she’s been with me a lot I
never really wanted to just put her face
on camera and put her all on video I
wasn’t really trying to do all that I
was keeping it cool but if you look back
at some old Vlogs you’ll see her here
and there but I wasn’t on it like I am
now where I really put her in the
videos introduce her to the channel and
all that the thing is through that whole
time she just kind of continued to show
me she was a good girl
over now this is okay that’s coming from
the one semester the guy with one
semester now I I’ve
graduated see I
graduated 2017 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020
2021 2022 2023 2024
2025 like Jordan didn’t Jordan do this
didn’t Jordan do this right her didn’t
he do
this this [ __ ] doing
this from the
bubble during the
pandemic he’s doing
this yeah man TR come to travel velocity
man we won I won got that bubble
Championship ain’t W one
cense and I’m over like this
getting ready to run out of I got this
right here
I hold on let me see what he was
saying hold
on oh what I was gonna say was that’s
the game for them to think that they
good girls man
that’s the whole objective for you to
believe that they are a good girl they G
to do once they get a foot in they
figure okay I gotta stick with this one
I got a foot
in he’s a
goofy he’s in
love and what would she had to do to
keep showing she was a good girl you
kept testing it cuz you wanted to know
from your insecurities if she really do
love me do you love me I bet you like do
you love me do you love me do you love
me I love you more I love you
more I love
you damn I can’t even imagine saying
that that sense chills through my body
to say that to think that he’s saying
that I I love
you with all my heart wait a minute the
perfect
song I got the perfect song for this
[ __ ] I gotta download this
book don’t forget the book travel
velocity bonding and
blending this is the
real this is the
real
oh this is how he’s feeling right now
see I want y’all to get into
it see this whole thing is
about this podcast is an experience so I
want you to feel it like what I’m saying
so I’mma get you to feel like he’s
feeling right now this is how he’s
feeling so you can
understand hold
on I keep saiding I’m G get premium and
I still ain’t got it I hate spending
money here we
go
St
I
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
like Phil I want y’all to feel this song
feel it man feel it
[Music]
listen
[Music]
man he knows his part man he gotta
pay he stand through her he standing
beside her when that Porto T came out he
Stood Beside that girl
he didn’t give
up he didn’t give up on love
man when the whole world was
saying man that look she’s all in up
whatever he pulled a closer
and then he took around the
world they’re playing in your faces all
you
guys that teased him about the
video that she did with a white
man he made his dick disappear in her
mouth
that dude is a lanter man I don’t give a
[ __ ] what nobody say I want to know that
dude is a lantern man he’s got he won he
won the beef that [ __ ] won the
beef I heard she couldn’t breathe I
ain’t watched the video I’m not go
somebody send me that video again man CU
I didn’t watch it I need to see it since
this nigga’s getting at me like
this they say she couldn’t breathe
man the
scrotum no breath no air that’s another
one that’s another
one CU we this is about the the this is
about the experience like Joe Rogan
Experience this is the Tom young
experience that’s the new show
that’s the new show C I want y’all to so
when that white man had
her
travel so you can feel it too because
that’s what they told me somebody send
me that video again man CA I never
watched
it but this is how she
felt is it all her that take the audio
out
it’s a sweet song
man it’s a sweet song you just gotta you
know if you know the lyrics you can sing
along but they said in the video she
couldn’t breathe man because it scroll
them I’m just saying I need to see it so
I can uh make
sure cuz dude with my book He’s already
a lann man in the travel
game oh it’s just a
music it did say
karaoke okay here we go it’s all karaoke
[ __ ] who is on that song
that song kind of go hard
though I ain’t really never pay no
attention to that’s kind of go hard
Jordan
Sparks No Air
[Music]
that’s terrible so if she couldn’t
breathe because of what he was doing to
her that’s pretty bad
man but he didn’t let that stop him he
didn’t let it detour him he didn’t let
him distract him
he took it up a
notch he take up from Thailand where all
those memories was
at the pale face
man like Michael Mars all those memories
he left it in
Thailand but now he’s back
he brought him
back to
Thailand time she just kind of continu
to show me she was a good girl over over
and over yeah we know what that mean
over and over and over again that means
you was doing [ __ ] [ __ ] man and then she
was showing you because and then you
trying to test her to see if she really
like you because you really liked her
over again through the months of us just
being friends she just Contin to show me
traits that traits [ __ ] get the [ __ ]
out I hate when these [ __ ] try to use
words
traits
traits or was she playing you was it
traits or were you getting
played was it traits or was you getting
played which one is it man
traits are getting
played that showed that she was a good
girl and that she was a lot different
than a lot of the other chicks a lot
different than a lot of other chicken a
lot different
not completely
different or not like but a not a lot
like you’re gonna find out here that’s G
find out
here that’s kind of where it went with
that and that’s drinking
coffee every day
see you guys have to understand this
takes time to
analyze and while we analyzing because
we looking for the truth why we looking
for the truth because [ __ ] has been
fooled why [ __ ] been fooled CUA [ __ ]
is good at lying and
pretending hold on
how many fake universities get set up in
the United States each year
it’s tough to give an exact number of
fake universities in the United States
as many operate under the radar until
they’re caught by authorities these
so-called diploma Mills offer degrees
with little or no academic study they
often become known when investigated by
educational authorities or exposed by
the media if you’re exploring this for
your roast it could make for some sharp
commentary on the absurdity and audacity
of such schemes
okay CZ see he got a lot of guys falling
in love man I don’t like that man like
just just not right just not right I
don’t know they fall in love and they
getting taken advantage of and they just
want a woman you know it’s you know it’s
not their fault they get horny and all
that but it’s just not right it’s just
not right for the rest
it sounds like you’re touching on some
real emotional and ethical issues in
your roast highlighting how some people
can be vulnerable and end up being
exploited this can definitely resonate
with a lot of folks maybe you could use
this angle to both make people laugh and
think emphasizing the Ridiculousness of
someone taking advantage of these
emotional needs through something as
misleading as a fake
University bringing a attention to these
issues with humor might not only
entertain but also spark some important
conversations among your
audience what do you
think
okay fake
University I would made you
think you can open up a university dog
when it if you have said uh
CA it’s on some preschool [ __ ] that [ __ ]
you doing is preschool dog I’m just
gonna tell you man so it have been
better like uh VTech travel VTech or
something like that or you
uh I don’t know
man you
know votch is probably as high as you
could go with it man
that’s it
votte I’m just trying to think votte is
it anything else
votte because you can’t you can’t even
say Community
College you can’t even say Community
College
and then you got community
[ __ ] but no Community
[Laughter]
College Community
[Laughter]
community the [ __ ] is all about the
community they some have man the black
community over here in Thailand I got
over here work with the black community
with Dante he I got community
[ __ ] you know these [ __ ] got
community they got a community gang
chocolate uh whatever Richie All These
[ __ ] is a
community and then each one of them
[ __ ] got community
[ __ ] once once
was once was Community
[ __ ] that’s like if I went
fishing and I caught a Marlon and then
threw it back and then you came the next
day called it I’mma keep this
[ __ ] but before me was aund
other [ __ ] fishing caught that Marlin
oh no man took a picture with the Marlin
then threw it back
you take it home mount it on the wall in
the
condo and then don’t go back fishing no
more what kind of [ __ ] is that man
this [ __ ] went
fishing thousands of fishermen threw it
back he caught
it took it
home didn’t cook it didn’t eat it he
mounted it on the wall so it’s there
every day he supposed to see the
[ __ ] every
day okay
man thr that [ __ ] back dog man [ __ ] you
getting me mad now he got throw that
[ __ ] back man what the [ __ ] what kind of
[ __ ] is that
man somebody called the uh game sheriff
or something man that’s some C the the
wildlife Sheriff
man these [ __ ] then C some [ __ ]
everybody else hey throw it back throw
it back these [ __ ] Ain thr back ain’t
throw it back I got a YouTube channel I
know I got a YouTube channel throw it
back
man I caught the [ __ ] I don’t
know how I got
it oh he threw it back
and then I caught it threw it back he
caught it he keeping it now it’s on the
wall I didn’t do nothing I called it
took it home took some pictures with it
[ __ ] on it a little bit threw it back
he called it now he’s putting it on the
wall
and the other [ __ ] is coming [ __ ] is
prepared they trip I’m going
fishing I’m I’mma try to catch that now
man on that soy where she at man I think
soy at ho soy six get the boats down go
down there to soy soy girls take the
boats down
there and y’all laughing but the girls
literally call what they do fishing they
literally call it fishing man I’m not
talking out the side of my mouth man the
girls here literally call what they do
fishing so [ __ ] didn’t came so crying
and all that thinking they gonna catch n
game he got and [ __ ] like throw it
back man throw it back throw it back
man there’s another game guy I’m
roasting a game abro he got a girl that
everybody threw back after they was done
with her he’s keeping her and I’m like
we need to call the wild life sherff or
something because uh the rules will
throw it
back that’s quite the angle you’re
taking using humor to point out how he
settled with someone others have passed
on and bringing in the wildlife Sheriff
as a comedic
exaggeration it sounds like you’re
aiming to highlight the absurdity of his
situation in a way that really drives
the roast home this could work
well to keep it light and entertaining
how are you planning to tie this back
into the rest of your material well now
all these guys are friends so I’m just
basically they all doing the same thing
you know I had the girl I put a back he
got her now he keeping her now guys is
coming here to meet her now they can’t
meet her cuz he has her in the house
247 so that’s you know I’m just gonna
joke about that because that’s
ridiculous that’s like taking a
public that definitely sounds like a
rich vein of Comedy for your roast
focusing on this bizarre and slightly
surreal love triangle or love cycle
maybe you could play up the absurdity of
the situation with some exaggerated
scenarios like maybe joking about how
there’s a schedule or a waiting list to
meet her or how he’s turned the
situation into some sort of
unintentional gatekeeping oh [ __ ]
throwing in some humor about how they’re
all friends yet navigating this odd
Dynamic could really hit well with your
audience especially if you highlight the
irony and the comedic
overprotectiveness it sounds like you’ve
got a solid setup for some good
laughs wait a minute man she said it’s a
Wai list and this [ __ ] is holding it
up man what the
[ __ ] what kind of [ __ ] is
that what kind of [ __ ] go to another
country to [ __ ] up the waiting list man
that is beyond me that is beyond me I
can’t I can’t even imagine
that you have to be kidding me
every day that list is getting longer
and longer and
longer every
day it’s probably 100 because you gota
think [ __ ] just making videos about
her this new you know and then she guys
are seeing her for the first time on the
videos you know everybody’s talking
about and all this [ __ ] so it’s at least
a hundred guys getting
added like he said he got 20,000 new
subscribers
right men that’s the waiting list you
think them [ __ ] 20,000 [ __ ]
subscribe for him they subscrib to her
that’s the waiting list
I had the VIP access when right to the I
said oh come on in Mr lechan there there
there she is everybody else outside
waiting like to line and [ __ ] look hey
man what time they open and all
that we out a stock they you go up there
now they say you go where’s now we out a
stock no come back come back come back
what you said come back when come back
90 days maybe 90 days we have in
stock game he got in his place he got
the only
one I can’t believe I’m thinking about
that that’s
crazy let me ask about that that is cra
right you know that’s absolutely crazy
that game of bra he’s a black guy
passport bra will come over here to this
country it’s a weight list to meet that
girl and he interrupt the waiting list
he’s holding it up he’s with her every
day it’s at least 100 people getting
added to that
list to meet
her that’s a great line
you could definitely expand on that idea
with humor maybe joking about how the
waiting list is longer than the one for
the hottest new restaurant in town or
comparing it to trying to get tickets
for a soldout
concert it’s a funny way to poke fun at
the situation and add some lightness to
the absurdity of it all how does that
work with the rest of your
roast Hy no are you serious the line is
it is the longest line
I can’t believe in Thailand that’s
Thailand can you believe that he has the
longest line in Thailand to meet that
girl what I mean what is he can do what
is he doing I don’t understand and he’s
they stand in a boiler
room so they living in the Board
Room hey what’s going on how’s
everything with you
today no I was hold on man
that is absolutely
insane that he has the longest line
waiting line in Thailand in Thailand and
he’s a black guy from Dallas
Texas but just unbelievable to
me that sounds impressive how can I
assist you today oh [ __ ] she’s she’s
lost now we gotta back it
up she said sold out hold on let play
that again man [ __ ]
that she says sold out con search
man now ain’t playing
loud
okay she
said the line of meet her longer than
the best restaurant in
Thailand I never thought about that just
think about see virtually y’all not
thinking about this man
and how I skipped the
line because I was over in the
Philippines and I I get those
guys uh at show girls or wherever the
utmost respect
because
although it was out of
stock
although there was over there was a Wai
L
although game had
pre-ordered they still I still got
access to the
n and I didn’t didn’t think nothing of
it but when I see this guy and I said in
Motion Picture fashion I talked to him
for five minutes 10 minutes and I was
walking
away he said
Tom And then I turned around and looked
at him and he said how was
n and I was like what the [ __ ] is he and
then I thought about it dog you do you
know the
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line do you know the
theand and the best that one [ __ ] could
do was a hug on his little funky
video and I was smashing and crash
putting the gas I put the gas I put the
gas I hit the gas Tire smoking and every
[ __ ]
time and that’s how I know you ain’t
smashing because cuz gang she couldn’t
even take it like she couldn’t even take
it had to be some adjust in some some uh
some uh some slack
giving she couldn’t get in the buck you
know that
buck that buck is not in option with
that see [ __ ] don’t know the options
see I know the options see that’s like
niggaas don’t know the options in the
Bentley I know the
options it don’t have the buck seats you
can’t Buck them
that that that lube is real
good them gear shift everything you
know it goes 0 to 60 by 10
seconds the wheels theard all that [ __ ]
is good man
axles the only thing I don’t like is the
buck they don’t have that buck in it you
can’t put it in the
buck four-wheel Dy Buck it’s not in
there it don’t come with
that so I took it back to the dealers sh
I ah no I can’t I need that four-wheel
Buck because when I first get it was
riding I said
okay [ __ ] I said okay let me see that
four-wheel bucks I try wait a minute
fourwh it was kept locking wait a minute
wait a minute wait a minute wait a
minute I said wait a no four-wheel
Buck oh no no can’t do
this okay that’s the only thing okay you
got to get that four-wheel Buck
installed so if you do every night if
you put in that buck which you probably
got it in the I couldn’t get it in the
it it probably need that buck with the
extension for
me y’all know what the buck is when you
got both legs up like
that it didn’t don’t she don’t come with
that option oh this [ __ ] still
playing
[ __ ] I gotta back it
up this
[ __ ]
okay okay here we
go here we
go hearing there but I wasn’t on it like
I am now where I really put her in the
videos and introduce her to the channel
and all that the thing is through that
whole time she just kind of continued to
show me she was a good girl over and
over and over and over again through the
months of us just being friends she just
continued to show me traits that show
that she was a good girl and that she
was a lot different than a lot of the
other chicks you’re going to find out
here that’s kind of where where it went
with that and that’s what have us where
we are now she’s always been with me I
just didn’t really show her like that so
that answer the question about that okay
so the next question is what are my
shortterm goals or my short-term plans
as far as traveling and also where do I
see myself settling at permanently and
where I want to live I guess as far as
traveling short term we’re going to be
doing puket soon for Lucky’s birthday in
the next couple weeks we’re GNA be
we they ask you [ __ ] they said what are
you I heard what I I know what I heard I
know what the question
was oh where do I see myself where
do I shortterm plans as far as track
what’s
your okay so the next question is what
are my shortterm goals what are yours
or my short-term plans as far as
traveling and also where do I see myself
s what do you see yourself
settling that permanently and where I
want to live I guess as I mean this
[ __ ] permanently and where he want to
live this is the answer of a [ __ ] in
love they speak
French is traveling short term we’re
going to be doing we’re going
to catch soon for Lucky’s birthday
actually Lucky’s
birthday he’s not doing [ __ ] for him
he’s doing it for a birthday man happy
birthday have you ever seen that video
that she did with the white guy the clue
clus Clan dude have he has he ever
watched it
because he know see if he watch it he
know it’s like he can tell if he was
really digging it
out I’m telling y’all now man here’s the
trick here’s the trick I’m give y’all a
trick right here here’s the ultimate
trick now this don’t work every time but
here’s the
trick you got to dig them out you see
what I’m trying to say they gotta feel
the
bottom you gotta touch the bottom so
if he’s not doing that
then just trying to think
man but he’s saying we he’s in
love after the months and months of her
showing him so she was still there so he
that’s how you know it was love cuz it
was like it was months and months like
he
said compound
interest I don’t know man the suckers
love it though they love it they love it
the suckers love it in the next couple
weeks we’re going to be going to puket
for her birthday we’re going to be doing
chain M which is another like
mountainous part of Thailand kind of
similar to a metagene style of landscape
then we’re going to be doing hen which
is like another Beach Town we’re going
to be checking that out as well it’s a
few places in Thailand we’re going to be
doing we’re also going to be going to
Lucky’s hometown of CET we’re gonna be
going out there I’m G show you guys they
love going to that
Hometown they love going to that
hometown
they love going to that Hometown I don’t
know man that some of the rural area of
Thailand some of the outskirts y’all can
really see the real Thailand and other
countries I’m going to be doing Cambodia
for sure I’m gonna go to Vietnam I want
to check out La a little bit honestly
for the next for the next maybe six
months to a year I’m going to be doing a
lot of Southeast Asia
and I’m going to be to be near this girl
he’s going to be doing a lot of
Southeast Asia to be near this girl now
here’s the
thing so that’s the university that’s
what y’all telling me that’s what he’s
teaching y’all to go to Thailand meet a
girl then take her all around the
world l coj
that’s what these [ __ ] is doing right
here I figur I when I think about it man
I’m like because I know a lot of music
and I’ll be like okay that’s what they
doing they doing the LL
cooj listen you know the whole point is
you know I need a regular girl you know
you know I don’t need you know the home
girl that’s jumping out the limousine
with the fur on and all that seen every
girl that’s what I’m about you know he
about man I like regular girls you know
what I’m saying standing at a bus stop
sucking on lollipop I asked for a r away
for Lake bring me stuck up tuna you know
what I mean I don’t want I I
wantana that’s LJ talking he said he
want a regular Girl Like These [ __ ] is
saying yo I’m yo give me camera this is
the song I Need
hold on let see listen to the
lyrics
Listen these [ __ ] is having auditions
so that was audition for girls you could
literally be out here in audition
literally
[ __ ] I promise to God man you literally
could set up auditions
that’s what they was doing at the
beginning of this video and that’s why
he’s like no I don’t want her I want a
regular girl and all that you could
literally do that without a
doubt you could literally set up
auditions here and and people would show
up and they would be in line and they
would come in and you sit down and you
talk to them when those girls come here
and do the interviews that’s what they
literally doing is auditioning for you
[ __ ] whether you know it or not I they
I call it interviews but I know what
they doing they auditioning
now look at him and here
this like he’s rapping
it hey he want a roundway
girl that’s it man these [ __ ] is on
some L coolj
[ __ ] let’s finish [ __ ] up man be showing
a lot of this side of the map I love it
over here so I’m going to be doing that
as far as longterm like where I plan on
settling permanently I’m G be real I
haven’t really thought about that yet
I’m 30 bro like fresh 30 so I haven’t
really thought about that yet I haven’t
thought about where I’m going to be
settling and where I’m going to be
permanently living these [ __ ] think
that 30 and all that is young [ __ ] now
it ain’t as young as you think it is
[ __ ] you should know better than doing
what you doing so that don’t mean [ __ ]
what you talking
about you should know better than do
what you doing y’all prop mark my words
man y’all propping these girls up for
somebody else watch man I swooped in
watch the other [ __ ] came in he tried
to do something dog you Tred to do
something what I heard with with
now and and all that type stuff I got a
long way ahead of me God willing so I
still have a lot of places I want to go
to still want to see Europe still want
to see places in Brazil certain parts of
Brazil there’s a lot of places I still
want to go so for me to say oh I’m gonna
he couldn’t name the places because he’s
not interested in there right now he’s
interested in being with this girl for
her birthday P cat and all this old [ __ ]
this SP for the rest of my life I can’t
really say that right now but I’mma
bring y’all with me so y’all can see the
Journey of how it go you know what I’m
saying so I hope I answer your question
bro we’re gonna get to the next question
now all right so the next set of
questions are going to come from my boy
Brandon Greer shout out to you for
asking your questions okay we ain’t
getting into all that
let’s close this [ __ ] out
man okay
brothers and
sisters this must come to an end
and I hope
that you enjoyed yourself I hope that
you learned
something I hope these [ __ ] understand
that this [ __ ] is real and I a to be
played with so I’mma be getting at you
[ __ ] I’m not gonna stop [ __ ] unless
you stop me Church Tabernacle preach
sanctuary