Drinking in Japan till I Pass out in the Street (the salaryman experience)

Drinking in Japan till I Pass out in the Street (the salaryman experience)

If you asked me what I did between the years of 2018 and 2019, I would tell you rather proudly that I was an English teacher in Japan. But the truth is, I was a piece of I was an alcoholic bastard with a full-time job. And truthfully, I hated my job, but it gave me access to money. Money gave me access to booze, so I was happy. It was pathetic, but it was also the best time of my life. How would you describe the typical salary man? A rampant alcoholic. And what would you say was like a normal night out for us? Dozens of beers. the sun would come up and we’d be going home. And what would you say our co-workers were like? You came up with a very apt phrase, the corpse people. Some of these guys in like their late 30s, early 40s were like just sad, man. Like that you could tell they had this was their last chance before suicide. Like they this was this was it for them. So today we’re recreating the Salary Man experience for nostalgia, maybe for education purposes, so you can see what life is like as a Japanese salary man. Holy, man. I got to find a bush to pass out in. Yes. Hello. Hello. Thank you. Oh, baby. Oh my god, boys. Oh, would you like sparkling wine? Sparkling wine, please. Yes. Thank you. Appreciate it. Okay. Wow. I have uh a lot to report to you guys. I feel like I am not dressed for this. First of all, I have a baseball cap that says Sigs inside. Available at small brandame.store, by the way, if you like any of this merch you see. I don’t feel like I fit in here whatsoever. But nonetheless, we’re going to do the United Airlines business class review. First time ever flying business class, and it’s to my favorite country, and it’s all thanks to you guys. So, thank you very much for supporting on Patreon, for buying the merch, watching the videos. None of this would be possible without you. So, this is all thanks to you. So, let’s enjoy this together. So, we’ve got some uh lovely amenities. I think this is a cooling pillow. We have Saks Fifth Avenue limited edition blanket. That’s insane. I think this is a a bed cover that I put on my bed when I want to go to sleep. This is a full bed, guys. Again, first time in business class. We got a full bed. We’re going to be able to extend our legs. Looks like they’ve got a little shoe compartment down here. Don’t mind if I do. I never know what to do with my shoes when I take them off on the flight and stink up the whole cabin. But guys, we have our own cabin. We’re in seat 1D. We’re right here. We’re going to be the first people off the plane. It’s going to be incredible. Oh my god. We’ve got a little little coat rack, a little laptop compartment, I think. I’m not sure what this is. Let me put my Saks Fifth Avenue blanket to the side. Oh, this is a Oh my god, it’s a workstation. This is going to be so nice. I’m used to like doing the little dinosaur hands and and economy typing on my keyboard, but oh my god, guys, this is going to be incredible. Oh yes, look at my feeds. Look at them, boys. Not sure what’s in here. Oh, got our own headphones. Got a little mirror, boys. Guys, I forgot to mention, I also have a little amenities bag. Of course, in business class, they give you all kinds of free sh if rich people didn’t need more free. Ooh, some nice plush sockies. Ooh, little grippies on the bottom so you don’t slip on the piss in the middle of the night in the bathroom. Lovely little sleep mask. That’s nice. Arrive. Revived. I’m not sure. Thera body. Oh, it’s a towelette. Okay. Yeah, it’s meaningless. Tissues and a toothbrush. Not bad. And they let you keep this little That’s That’s actually really nice. Thank you, United. And guys, check this out. We have outlet here. It’s charging my Nintendo Switch, too. Yes, I got a Nintendo Switch, too. No, I don’t feel bad about it. Yes, I’m going to enjoy the out of it on this 11 hour flight. Thank you very much. Not a weeb. We have a charger here. There’s another USB cord under there. I got my I got my phone wireless charging. I mean, we are set up, guys, to be rested once we arrive in the home. We got We got everything we need here, guys. We got all the outlets. Our chair caning scooch back. Check it out. Pores. We’re going to actually get a full night’s rest on a flight instead of getting there and feeling like Oh my god. We got a tablecloth. Feel like a fancy a real glass, guys. Have some nuts. They got some olive oil, some butter, a roll. They have an appetizer, guys. We have an appetizer on a plane. Oh my god, I feel like I’m in a restaurant. This is amazing, guys. I’ve always wanted to fly business class and I’ve never been able to afford it until now. So, again, thank you very much for helping me achieve something I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid. I mean, every time you walk on the plane, you see all these nice seats, and of course, you want to sit at them. And um not until very recently have I, you know, felt comfortable buying one. Yeah, this is a a dream come true. Let’s enjoy. It’s a dakimos, mother. I got to say that is the best airline food I’ve ever had. It’s tender steak with freshly roasted vegetables. I don’t know how they pulled this off on a plane, but bravo. All right, have I got my bedding all situated? I have a comforter. I have a nice big fluffy pillow. I have a real blanket from freaking Sakmithif Avenue. I don’t even know what that is, but it sounds very fancy. It’s time to engage the live flat seat, guys. That’s literally the reason I got this seat. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I feel my back stretching out. This is a divine experience. Oh my god, it keeps going. This feels like it shouldn’t be a thing. I’m so used to being just so incredibly uncomfortable on flights. My back is stretching out. 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I’m used to having to suffer to get here. I got six full hours of sleep on that flight. All right. They’re giving us a little welcome procession. the mist to celebrate small brand Americans arrival back in the motherland. Man, it feels so good to be back. Well, it wouldn’t be a trip to Japan without some curry first. Cheese, spinach, little bit of garlic on the side. So, I’ve got my uh Nintendo Switch 2 here. So, I’m totally just going to wee out, eat my curry in silence, not talk to anybody, and play some Japanese video games. I can’t think of a better way to start the trip. And I can’t think of a more Japanese experience. What the [ __ ] All right, guys. Now we’re on our way to meet an old friend. You might remember him from a couple years back. Uh when he let me work in his ramen shop. What’s up, buddy? Oh my god. Good to see you, man. It’s been a while, dude. It’s been like 2 years, dude. Why Why are you in Osaka? Uh just vacation. So, since the last I saw you, catch me up. What have I missed? We have so many different internship people from all over the world and also the customer who watched your videos and showed up. I think it’s more than like 20, I guess. No way. Yeah, dude. That’s like how you guys know it here? Oh, it’s small but American. That’s so cool. Yeah. Has a Has Michael Jordan come to eat at your restaurant? No, but we I serve the ramen to the the guy who used to work out, which is Michael Jordan. So getting close. Noing way, dude. Like, you shouldn’t have. I didn’t want to drink, but he forced me. First drink back in Japan. Tastes amazing. All right, now we got to do some shopping. We’re trying to get in the salary man spirit tonight, guys. That means we need to buy a suit and a flip phone. And what better place to do it than hard off an off house. It’s hard off. It’s not hard on. It’s not weird. It’s not gay. I’m doing normal straight guy shopping. Okay. You can get anything used in here. Use phones, use DS’s, useing Wii, whatever you want. It’s in here, guys. This is thrifting on steroids. They have beautiful vintage. I actually might have to cop this one with the bucket hat and everything. Damn, they know what they’re doing in here. Looking for a suit or just a simple button-up shirt. Guys, we’re trying to have the salary man experience tonight, guys, where we go out, we get belligerently drunk, and we stay out till 5:00 in the morning, and we may or may not be falling asleep on the curb, depending on the events of the night and how they unfold. Everything is used. Everything’s in perfect condition. And you have weird mangaing nerdy stuff. This is the only place in Osaga where they have used clothes and used tech stuff and used uh flesh lights apparently. Absolute heaters in the hard off or off hard or whatever. Damn. All right, we’re looking for a suit, but I just found the Boy Scout uniform. Why is there a Boy Scouts of America? Where is this tribe from? Chipua Valley Council, Wisconsin. Shout out. Wow. 1994. Jesus. If you were in uh the Wisconsin Boy Scout troop, sound off in the comments. Shout out Troop 116. That’s [ __ ] insane. Look at this, dude. Look at this. Why is no one talking about offh hard and hard off? Wow. What aing deal all this is. It’s like opened cologn and lotions and facial stuff. That’s actually crazy. I feel like in the US or Europe, you might be getting asto poisoning if you buy some like this in the store, but in Japan, it’s so trustworthy. Bro. Bro, who thrifted their EMT uniform? Stanley, I’m looking at you, bro. What the Why is this here? Who is selling their work uniforms at thrift shops? And who’s going to buy this for $25? [Music] I think we may have found it, boys. Sleeves are too short. This is an XXL in Japan, by the way. So, if you want ever want to feel like a fat, just come to Japan and get fat shamed by your clothing. All right, I found a pair of pants to match the ridiculousness of the entire outfit. What do you guys think? How do you feel about my salary man ensemble fanny pack and all? All right, we’re not done with hard off. The best part is yet to come. Yes, there’s a second floor. We came to the super hard off. Okay, guys. Now we are in the hard off section. All of the uh electronics. They still have DVDs in Japan. They still love physical media. I’m not sure why. I guess they’re, you know, they don’t want to change. Oh my god, a whole instrument section. A little bugle. That’sing insane. Unopened Xbox 360 accessories. I mean, oh my god. Is that a [ __ ] PlayStation 1? Oh my god, dude. Guitar freaks for PlayStation 1. It’sing It’s like $15. This is what I mean. I didn’t come here for any of this, but this is incredible. I mean, you have to admit a beautiful collection of Nintendo Game Boy Advance, Game Boy Color Games, Pocket Pikachu game, Final Fantasy, N64, Super Famcom, Nintendo 3DS. Guys, it’s all here. They even have PS VA games. Super Famcom games in the packaging. That’s a Kirby game. I think a Super Famcon. Oh my god. And there’s tons of them. Nintendo 64 is beautiful in the packaging. Shrink wrap. People in Japan collect things and they maintain them so well. So well. Nintendo GameCube for $50. Guys, imagine taking home a sweet Japanese Nintendo Gamecube from your vacation. That’s crazy. Guys, come to Hard Off. This is not a paid advertisement. This summer, get your heart on at Hard Off. All right, I’m getting distracted. The real reason we’re here is I need a folding flip phone to complete the salary man get up in the middle. I think it’s a Sony. Oh, yes, sir. That’ll do just fine. All right, guys. We are now the proud owner of a Salary Man ensemble complete with the Salary Man smartphone. I have no idea what it says. I don’t know, though. I feel very cool holding it. Feel Do I look cool? I don’t know. Roast me in the comments. But this thing ising sweet. Obviously, I don’t have a SIM card for it. I’m just going to kind of hold it. I don’t know, dude. Is this cringe? I don’t know. I’m just trying to have a good time out here, man, guys. And look at the beautiful public infrastructure made for everyone. Huge sidewalk, bike path. That’s the Montreal, guys. We came so far out of town, we have to take the damn Montreal. But guys, they have trains, subways, long-distance trains, high-speed trains, and Montreals in Japan. The US really needs to take note. One thing though that does scare me about Japan are signs like these. This is when uh the impending tsunami that’s bound to hit Japan in the next 30 years. This is uh the water depth that’s going to happen. It’s going to be 12 ft high. Everyone’s going to drown. And it’s for sure going to happen in the next 30 years. So, let’s pray to the tsunami gods it doesn’t happen while I’m here. That’s crazy that they show you that. I wonder I wonder why. Like, how is that useful to you? I mean, you’ll for sure die, I guess. Maybe get to a structure above that. Speaking of public infrastructure, let’s check out the bathroom. The public bathroom. It smells really bad, but it’s okay. It exists, and there are no crackheads inside trying to butt. Dang. Look how nice the Montreal station is. This is crazy. It’s like an auxiliary like third rate public transit in Osaga. And they have little public spaces for you to sit and wait in front of the AC blasting you right there. Super clean. More bathrooms. This is crazy. Wo. It even says 35th anniversary on the train. So I guess people are train just like me here. Feel like Japan probably has a higher proportion of outists per capita than normal with the amount of trains they have here. Oh, there it goes. Bye-bye, Montreal. I love Japan. It’s really amazing. I’ve come back several times after living here and it still amazes me every single time. All right. Well, we’ve adorned our salary man get up, albeit very small. We find ourselves in the lovely catacombs of Osaka Station. It is buzzing, guys. People are out right now. It’s dinner time. This is the best place to start your night out in Japan. Just a standing bar or little isakaya. Get a couple drinks in you. Get a couple smokes and get the night rolling. You got to get your night started right guys. You got to start it with chew high or highball. Something high gravity though to calm your nerves before you barge into a bar of people and start filming everyone. And behind me is a place where I can enjoy my drink in peace. It’s literally just a collection of vending machines with a smoking room behind it. So, I’m going to rip into this this highball and smoke my cigarettes in peace. Well, that place is [ __ ] depressing. Oh my god, it was filthy. Old guys passed out in the chairs. Oh my god, that was 100% Osaka right there. And you know you’ve got a good in the country when that’s the worst that would happen on a train. No homeless guys trying to stab you. No guys with their dicks out. Just innocent little babies crying. Well guys, it’s right at 5:00 a.m. and you know what that means for a salary man like me. means I can go out all night and drink myself to death in one of Osaka’s griiest hoods. We have a lovely uh some kind of train station here. I’m not sure uh what we have uh almost fell some street art in Osaka. See, you would never find this in Tokyo. So much personality, so much grit in Osaka. And guys, this is the fabled beer vending machine bar in Osaka. There’s so many vending machines with alcohol. This one has beer in it. This one has sake and shuhai umesu, which is like a sweet carbonated plum wine. Uh 9%. You get little glass bottles. This is incredible. Wow. We have all of our different sakees here. We have Otani. I think maybe he’s got a a sake sponsor. All right. Lovely. No ID check. Incredible. See what I mean, guys? See how much personality Osaga has? All the graffiti on the walls. What a lovely, lovely city. Got a little homemade ashtray. Just absolutely filthy in here. It’s what I love about Osaka. Why do I like Osaka to be dirty and it to be clean? I don’t know. I don’t know why, but it’s just what it is. Ripping a few day drinks with the boys in Osaka from a vending machine. It doesn’t get better than this. I’m having heat stroke. I shouldn’t be drinking alcohol, but for whatever reason, I’m choosing to despite the consequences. I think that means I have a problem. Sitting on the ground like this is actually very rude in Japan. They see it as unclean. And if you go into someone’s house after you do this, it’s seen as a serious social phaua. But see, in Osaka, we don’t care, baby. We buck the system in Osaka. Okay. This is what I love more than anything in Japan. Just drinking with the boys. You know, it might seem like they’re not talking to me. It might seem like they don’t like me, but a lot of nonverbal communication happening, you know. Yeah. He didn’t see it, but he just told me he loved me with his eyes. Yeah. Not the most atmospheric drinking spot, but I saw this place a while ago and just really wanted to sink a few beers with the homies there. Yeah, guys, we’re in Nishinar. It’s one of the most diverse areas in all of Osaka. Big immigrant population. Hello. Vietnam. Koon. Vietnam. Kamoon. Nice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Vietnam too. I don’t know. You don’t know? Oh, just a stranger. Oh, okay. It’s your brother. I’m famous. You’re famous YouTuber. You’re a famous YouTuber. Wow. See you next. Okay. Bye-bye. I love you. Me, too. See guys, the diverse cultures. All kinds of different people here. White people, brown people, different kind of Asians. Yeah. This is one of the cheapest areas to live in the whole city. feel like that’s what attracts, you know, the large migrant population here to work, send money back to their families. A lot of Filipinos, Vietnamese people. Ah, you see under this bridge, this is where all the magic happens in any major city, guys, whether it’s New York, you’re getting stabbed, you’re getting aids under a bridge. In Japan, it looks like maybe just some people have left their bikes. The worst in Japan is like best case scenario in a major US city. I’m actually going to commit some crime right now. I’m going to jaywalk. There’s some terrible, terrible jaywalking, ruining this country. Wow. So, I think this used to be a big homeless shelter, guys. There used to be homeless people sleeping under this bridge here. It looks like they’ve uh cleaned them out, so to speak, and maybe replace them with maybe low-inccome housing. I’m not sure. This is I would not want to live under the train here. This looks like maybe people are living under here. Yeah, this used to be a big big big homeless encampment and it’s it’s gone. I think they’re cleaning it up for the um the World Expo 2025 happening right now in Osaka. They’ve the last 5 years have been cleaning up the city. All right, guys. It’s time to get this night really started. Another 7% highball. while I’m having a heat stroke actively. I’m choosing to not drink water during a god heat stroke. Hash potato with a little bit of ketchup. Look at the packets, guys. Look at the packets. It breaks in half. Boom. Oh, we’re so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away. He gets five big booms. Boom. Ketchup and mustard all at once. This is how you get the night started, guys. You line your belly with greasy hashed potato, a little bit of sweet, sweet alcohol. You get the night going, guys. It’s not quite 6:00 p.m. A lot of the bars aren’t quite open yet. And we’re we’re trying to we’re trying to, you know what I’m saying? We’re trying to do this all night, right? This is why I love Osaka, dude. So much character. Shanghai. Uh, Shenzhen. Shenzhen. Oh, nice. Where are you from? How? Uh, America. America. Yeah. All right. Bye-bye. What’s going on at Osaka, man? We got Chinese, Vietnamese, we got black dudes, we got white guys, Middle Easterners, homeless people. So eclectic, guys. Come to Osaka. What are you, racist? Holy, man. It’s so hot, dude. Oh my god. The urban heat effect is real. I’m like sweating through my shirt. Oh yes. Shower me in your glory, Japanese gods. Oh, that did nothing. I’m so dehydrated. I’m so hot. I’m honestly so hammered already. This is going to be a problem. I need some of these [ __ ] things. A little bit of menthol. All right, guys. Right now we’re at 10 station. I just literally picked a random station on the Osaka loop line, which is what you should do when you come here. And uh we’re going to see if we can get into some Seems a little corporate if I’m being honest. But uh we’re going to see what we can make happen here. I want to try out these little uh cooling wipes. I’m pretty sure this is what these are. Oh, those smell delicious. Yeah, dude. They smell, they’re wreaking of menthol. Am I going to have a chemical burn because of these things? Not going to lie, though. The menthol wipes on my skin combined with a menthol cigarette, they’re making me feel a lot better. I feel rejuvenated and ready to continue this all night vendor with you guys. Also, water. Water gets an honorable mention. It’s, you know, accessory to the refreshment. Honestly, I’m not getting the greatest vibe from Tendoi. seems a little too built up, too corporate. So I think we’re going to move on to the next session of hashi. Hello brother. Namaste fellow immigrant only India Pakistan. Yes brothers. See you brother. What the? All right, guys. We made it to Sudahashi. We’re going to go find the griiest, nastiest little bars we can find in these little narrow alleys. Are you ready? Look, guys. Feast your eyes on the splendor of Tsahashi. Right under the train tracks, you have all these tiny little bars, these wonderful little establishments where you can go cheat on your wife, have 900 beers. This is the salary man drinking away his sorrows. Guys, that’s us. Do you see the resemblance? Do you see it? Goku. Oh, DJI. Chinese. A Chinese. Yes. Chinese. YouTuber. YouTuber. Oh, yes. I am Mr. Beast. Apparently, white people look the same to them. Yeah. Nova, man. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Afghanistan. So, America. Oh, you’re very big. Oki. Let’s see. Let’s see. Touch. Yeah. Oh, so strong. Steroids. Steroids. Mark Magguire. Oh, like a rock. I love you. Bye-bye. See you. Byebye. See you. Bye-bye. Before we move on from Sudah Hashi, guys, I want to follow back up with a character from a previous video. A lady that I may or may not have stood up for a date. Okay. All right. All right. I think it’s in here. Oh, no. It’s all closed. We tried, guys. Four months later, we came back for that second date with the uh Onichan from uh this year little guy. Wait, no. Oh my god. Oh my god. She’s there. Wow. Yeah, sure. I I’ll buy some [ __ ] here. It’s so hot. It’s okay. Byebye. See you. M. Oh man, I’m so glad we were able to go back patronize her establishment one more time. We stood her up for the date a couple months ago and I felt really bad. So got 500 yen worth of chicken. I feel like that doesn’t make up for it, but whatever. Oh my god, it’s so hot. I had to go full unbuttoned on this [ __ ] I’ll take one last. Thank god. Oh my god, that’s so much better. Oh my god. With the menthol on my neck. Let’s go. Guys, if you’re getting tolerated, we’re back in Ko, which the old stomping grounds, the place that I used to live. If it looks a little different, that’s because it is. They’re they’ve built this whole kind of gentrified kind of uh I’m not even sure what you call this, like food truck style sushi place, guys. They’re cleaning up Osaka day by day. It’s looking very different. So, if you want this, if you want the grungy, really unique feeling that’s only available in off thebeaten path places in Osaka, you got to come now, man. Cuz they’re throwing stuff up like this all the time. And stuff like this is less common. Hello. Hello. Thank you. Yes. Oh, hey. What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? Oh, you dropped that. For drinking. Whoa. Oh my god. Kids. Oh, baby boy. Baby boy. Baby. Baby. Oh man. We’re back, baby. Osaka. Kyushi. Let’s go. All right. All right, we got to find the smallest, grungiest little place. What are all these people waiting for down here? Little salary man party. I’m a salary man. Why wasn’t I invited? Co-orkers. Oh, nice. I’m Sal man. Yeah. Well, we made it to the very local area of Kyushi. You will not find a 7-Eleven or Family Mart here or any tourist. We’re just going to wander into a random bar, guys. All right. There’s a sign for a bar and a dingy alleyway. What could go wrong? This is where all great stories begin in Japan. Oh, oron signs. That means it’s an Okinawan bar. All right. Very good. Oh, right in front of the AC. I thought I was going to die. Hey. Okay, let’s do it. A very koi face. How can I say no to that face? Come by. Come by. Come by, brother. Nice, brother. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. How did you find the store? Oh, just walking. Walking. Oh, smell. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Ordo. Old face. Yeah. No hair. No hair. I have no hair. Like it’s unbeatable, man. We got people smoking sigs in the corner. It’s a smoking corner to keep the smoke away from everybody. It’s wonderful. They have all these Okinawa liquors on the shelf here. Wow. Okinawa. Look at this sweet lady. This is never going to get old, dude. I’m going to be a 75-year-old man getting hammered in Osaka bars until the day I die. Oh. Oh. Oh, Joseph. Oh, Joseph. Oh, smoking. Okay. Wow. Welcome to the smoking corner, guys, where they have literally a pack of cigarettes. It’s a shrine to a woman who probably died of lung cancer. Rest in peace. This is incredible. They have chairs, a little ashtray, a calendar of events. You have a menu. You have a menu here. This is crazy. I’m supposed to show you, man. Get off the beaten path a little bit. Take a risk when you come to Japan. Just walk into a random place. I know it’s scary. It was scary for me to come in here, but pays dividends in your happiness and your lung cancer development. It doesn’t take much Japanese either. Just say, “Hey, I love Japan. I love your city. You guys are nice.” Learn those phrases. You’ll be straight, man. You’ll be straight. Four or five years later, incredible stories unfold right in front of your eyes. Oh. Wow. Wow. Oh, it’s strong. 35%. Okay. Wow. Strong. I am baby boy. Baby boy. Nice. I am drunk. I am not strong. I’m a baby boy. Wow. No problem. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I just have to act like I know what she’s saying. Holy [ __ ] It’s only 8:00 p.m. I’m hammered, dude. I’m trying to stay out all night. This is a challenge. I think I’ve crashed a friend group gathering. It’ll happen, Japan. It’ll happen. It’s like drinking straight vodka, bro. Strong. This is what I feel like you can’t find in other parts of Japan. was cutting loose in these zakayas in Osak experience. All right. Shut the hell up. All right. Okay. This might be the most drunk I’ve been in a video. Holy. Okay. Okay. Okay. What the everything all the feelings almighty. I don’t know what that means. All right. Almighty. No. No. No. Okay. One of those one. Everyone here is awesome, dude. It’s like I’ve stumbled into like a video game side quest. YouTuber. That’s it. That’s from Kashi. [Music] Yeah, that’s me. That’s me. Yeah. Yeah. Me. It’s me. Love you so much. I have stumbled upon a den of characters. Oh. Oh, they got food for me. Thank you. Wow. What is this? It’s like egg and fried something. It’s like a piece of fried potato with sauce and egg salad and cabbage. It’s so good. Got another one in here. Here. Want to butt [ __ ] me? Yeah. You a little bit threesome. Yeah. Three-way. Three-way. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go for it. Oh, this is getting crowded in the smoking corner. Hello. Hello. Or necklace. Oh, nice. Nice to meet you, brother. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Lots of drinking. Noting and drinking but drinking. Yes. I love you. Yes. I think we’re planning our night right now. We’re going to drink here. Go watch some fireworks. Come back and drink some more. It’s going to be tremendous. Make sure you subscribe for that video. I’m going be so hammered by the end of the night. See, come to Japan, guys, where people where everybody knows your name. All right. You walk into a bar, people notice you. All my white lonely guys out there, it’s the place for you. Very strong. Very strong. Yeah. I need a shower. I need a shower. That’s for damn sure. It’s so hot in here. What a den of characters, man. We have hit we have struck gold in Kilber Street once again. This is why it’s my favorite place in the world. So, we got this guy’s uh contact information to hit him up tomorrow for the tenon master, the big fireworks festival. And he sent me this. What is that? What is the [ __ ] is that? What the is that? What the is that? Hi girlfriend. You want to see her face? Beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. [Applause] Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Japanese crazy is crazy. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Almighty. Almighty. Almighty. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Yeah. Sexy sexy sexy sexy freaking out over [ __ ] Sarah. This is fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] crazy. Yeah. Crazy. I’m so glad I came back to Osaka, man. Yeah. Crazy, crazy, crazy. My face hurts from smiling so much. Hell yeah. See, everybody knows my name here. It’s wonderful. Yay. Come by. Come by. Come by. Come by. Come by. I’m going to block out to him. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Gay. Gay. Gay. Kiss. Kiss or stick. Kiss. No. No. No. Holy [ __ ] We got some Elon Musk fans in here. Almighty. All right, I’m going to do it with them. I I can’t deny our culture. This is what they want from me. Passion. With heart with heart. Holy [ __ ] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yes. Sorry. This is how you learn Japanese, guys. Just jump into a random bar, ask them whatever, whatever, whatever. Say that. Don’t know how to speak Japanese. Here, Rosetta Stone. Whatever the [ __ ] you Oh my god, dude. What have I gotten myself into? We found a den of characters. We found a gold mine of characters. YouTuber. You’re a YouTuber here. [ __ ] hell, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on. I can’t believe this is my job. This is a business expense. Can you believe that? That’s crazy. Jesus Christ. Living my dream. Thank you guys very much for coming along. Thanks for the patrons for making this possible. If you want to see extended cut videos, $5 a month. Yes, I need the fan. Holy [ __ ] time. [ __ ] drunk. [Applause] Sony metab. Holy, I can’t breathe, dude. I can’t breathe. George Floyd in this [ __ ] Oh my god. Okay, bro. This is the salary man experience. This is how it goes, guys. For you. For you. For you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Getting the bartender a drink. It’s the least I could do. I feel like I’ve blown up their spot tonight. For you. Yes. Am I fat? They think I’m fat, dude. Come to Japan. Just come. Just come here. What’s stopping you, coward? People are friendly. Food is good. Alcohol is strong. It’s safe. You’re good, dude. I’ll take that one or I’m not sure if I’ve ever been this drunk in Japan and I’m documenting on a video. Sorry, Mom. This is my daily life. This is not how I live every day. But these are the most exciting days. These are the ones I choose to share with you guys. So, thank you very much for coming. I love you. Sweat. Yeah. White people sweat a lot. I’m so [ __ ] up. Do you guys want a cigarette? Okay. Yeah. Take one. Japanese. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Nice. Yeah, let’s [ __ ] smoke. [Music] Oh, thank you. I’m getting a free Japanese cigarette. All right, let’s do it. Sexy lady. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. long hair. Nice guy. Nice guy. Nice guy. Big boobs. Big boobs. Oh, big boobs. Oh my. Oh my Japanese. I’m glad I’m recording this because there’s no way I’m gonna remember this. There’s absolutely no way. Wow, dude. It’s only 10:20. Huh? All friendo. All friendo. All friendo. Almighty, almighty. Holy. So, this is the Osaga experience, guys. If you want to come to Osaga, you have to drink 19 beers with locals and you have to get the badge of honor for surviving the night. I have not survived the night. It’s still an hour and a half till the last train. It’s going to be a marathon till then. I’m scared. I’m scared. They’re lovely. It’s half fried potato, half egg salad. 100% delicious. I’m going to tear into this [ __ ] Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Yes, sir. [Music] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hell. I’m going to pass out in the streets. [Applause] No, they’re peer pressuring me. I’m so Oh my god. What have I done? What have I done? Okay. I was too up, bro. I’m too I’m too up. I think I might have crossed the line here tonight. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That’s all. Okay. [Applause] Oh, no. I’m being okay. I got to hold it together. Did I get everything? Do I have everything? Okay. All right. Okay. Byebye. Byebye. [Applause] Byebye. Byebye. See you. Byebye. Thank you. Byebye. Byebye. [Music] Byebye. Thank you. Thank you very much. Byebye. I can barely walk, dude. Oh my god, it’s not even midnight, bro. Well, if you enjoyed that video and you want to see the extended cut version, uncensored, go over to patreon.com/smallbrainame and uh you can see the whole entire night uncut. Holy, man. I got to find a bush to pass out in. This seems quiet. This is actually nice. What the [ __ ] It’s a cat in here. Holy, dude. I’m in aing shock. Have a good day, Maya. Let’s go, baby. [ __ ] [ __ ] loves Texas Roads. Bye-bye.

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