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in Japan. Can I see the underneath the bonnet bonnet bonto? They uh they make the rice with the carriato. Man, it’s a 1 JZ. Oh, could you guys hear it? Holy [ __ ] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] That’s actually pretty [ __ ] impressive. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Damn. That’s [ __ ] impressive. [Applause] It’s okay. That was fantastic. That’s actually pretty goddamn good. Yeah. Not that bad though, man. Not so poverty streamer after all. [ __ ] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Dang. What’s up, Rob? What the [ __ ] Jesus Christ, dude. What’s up, Juan? Today, Juan, thanks for the sub offline, by the way. I appreciate it, dude. One second. What the [ __ ] dude? What are you? What? Here, come here, big boy. Okay, come here. He just woke up right now. It’s kind of bad timing. No, I didn’t watch the event, but I saw some like little quips and it’s not all that exciting, but I’m sure they’ll get my three grand or whatever I end up however I end up buying. There you go. What’s up, bamb? Yeah. Yeah, you should give it to me. That’s such a piece of [ __ ] way to do it. Jean, you brought me Lego. You brought me hammer. You brought me leaf ambulance. Thank you. Can you take all that [ __ ] into your room? Oh, and a sword. What do you know? and a suppressor. What a good boy. What did you say? A what? You Oh, there’s bread. Eat your banana and then we can get we can give you the bread. I thought once 5G came to watch they’d add a camera. What do you mean the watch? The Apple Watch Ultra. I have the Apple Watch Ultra, too. But to do anything meaningful with it, you need to have the uh So, I using it is I don’t know. It’s just as terrible as the Pixel Watch, but I don’t think it’s 5G, right? is 4G LT. They’re the same. The first gen Apple Watch and Apple Watch Ultra and the second gen Apple Watch Ultra 2. They’re the same thing. I I think they’re the same exact thing. The one that I have supports 5G. I didn’t even know. Okay. No fever. Good. Here. Oh. Oh. Is there a new new one coming out? And back says, “Hi, Jean. Say hello.” What’s so special about the three? They’re using their bespoke modem, right? 36.7. Okay. All right, Jane. Good boy. No fever. Daddy’s got to go all the way to Port Toi today. I see. I see. I haven’t seen the event. I had more import. I’m surprised I missed it, too. Usually, I’ll make time for it. Um, I was pretty busy with stuff. What? Happy. You’re happy. Okay. Can you click the happy? You need to click it. Happy smile. Happy. You’re happy. Okay. Yeah. Good boy. Uh, if you’re going to take a [ __ ] can you take a [ __ ] before we leave? We’re going to try to get out of here early. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you know how to read that? No [ __ ] That’s pretty dope. Uh, banana. I like the the iPhone emotes better. Uh what else are you going to eat this morning? Okay. What time did you wake up at 7? Let’s try to get you there at 8:30. I got to be at the train station. Let’s try to get you there by 8:30. Huh? Okay. And then daddy will pick you up, too. Mama’s already gone. What’s up, Ma? Bye. Oh, were you not on the K chat before? G. Um, eat it. Do you want a choco pun? Yeah. Okay. Eat the banana and then you can have the choco pon. Okay. I [ __ ] hate going to I really should bring the mate. This the seed seed seed. You want daddy to do it? Okay. Here. Nice fart. Jean, if you’re going to take a [ __ ] take a [ __ ] right now because I don’t want to take I don’t want you to take a [ __ ] in the bus or taxi or whatever. I don’t know why. Like, it’s not a race related thing, but Jean doesn’t eat the black bananas usually. He’s probably going to throw it away. It’s like an instinctual thing. He’ll if there’s a lot of black in the skin of the banana, he’ll he won’t eat it. It’s kind of [ __ ] up. You got to eat the banana. You ate the whole thing. Okay. Well, maybe he eats the black banana or tolerates it so long as there’s some chocolate bread. What else is new, Rob? if you don’t mind explaining it because I haven’t gotten I I only saw the the regular phone releases. Yeah, I like it f I think kids know that as well. They get all mushy and [ __ ] I don’t like that either. I don’t like bananas in general, but here you go. This is Choco Pani. Um there’s chocolate inside. It’s not too sweet. M. Is that yummy? You like it? Yeah. There’s chocolate. No, no, no. Eat it. No, no, no. Eat, eat the [ __ ] bread. You don’t like this? Why? It’s pretty It’s good. No, it’s chocolate. It’s chocolate bread. I don’t want to [ __ ] eat this. No. Put it back in. Okay. Do you want this one? No. No. Meow. Meow. This kitty. Open it. Open it. Please. Please. The iPhone era is the stupidest out of all of them in my opinion. Yes, I know that stupidest is not a word, but I’m not a fan of it. You can already tell the this the sales are probably going to be atrocious on it. Look at look at what the other companies are doing strawberry. [Music] I don’t think the Promax looks or the Pro or Pro Max looks like Jean. Are you not going to eat this? Yeah, you are. Oh, that’s good. Good morning, Jean. Are you not going to eat this? What the [ __ ] dude? Really? Whatever. You don’t want to eat the bread? Are you not you’re not hungry? Okay. Okay. Can you give daddy a hug? Hug. Can you give daddy a hug? No. Give daddy a hug. Hug. You got a hug. And you got strawberry all over you. Thank you. Okay. You want to wash your hands? You want to wash your hands? Shush. Let’s Let’s wash your hands. Huh? What are my thoughts on the I’m not surprised. I mean, they’ve had a shaky administration since the start. So, the resignation is was not not a surprise to me. Now, whoever picks up the slack. All right, Jean. Brush. Yeah. Yeah. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Put your fingers inside. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. You got Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The prime minister of Japan has resigned or I think he’s resigning or in the process of resigning. He held he he pretty much was uh expected to resign since what late June or July, but he held firm because they don’t have a majority in the house anymore. The LDP for the first time in like how long? 30 years. 20 20 something years. What else you going to eat? You want water? Can you bring it? Yeah, bring it. Did uh at least they didn’t do what they did in Bangladesh where they had the one of the I think it was the defense minister or something. They had him basically walk out on the river or Oh. Oh, yeah. Good boy. He was half naked and they were have they were like throwing rocks and [ __ ] at him or [ __ ] at him. Is this full here? Jean. Okay. Yeah. Here. So, uh, today after we take them, we’re going all the way to Portuguese. So, you want more water? Okay. Let’s go get here. Let me get him more water. I can take you guys with Here, Dean, give me that water bottle. Oh, and you can eat some cereal. Here, give me that, please. Thank you. No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. I’ll give you this special water here, Jean. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can smell you taking it. Take a [ __ ] Don’t worry. I got it. [Music] Here you go, Jean. Cereal. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Good boy. Okay, you’re pocotty sweat for your kids is in here. And they’re serious. A. Yep. Okay. You want Okay. Drink this first. Watch. H. Okay. Can you speak more English? Only at night does he start speaking English. During the in the morning, he’s just all Japanese. He understands what I’m saying. Is that good? Yeah. Yeah. He speaks both, but in the morning it’s it’s I guess exclusively Japanese. Does that taste good? Yes. Yes. Yeah. You finished? Okay. Here’s some cereal. TV. TV for Pio. Cereal. [Music] I think you took a [ __ ] Did you make a [ __ ] [Music] Did you make a poop [ __ ] Oh, Rob. Uh, did they announce the modem specs on the new phones or no? It should be code like Apple C1 or C2 5GMM wave or something. Yeah, Louis, I prefer him to take a [ __ ] before we leave. I I think he has. So, what’s the spec on it? It supports MM Wave. Oh, it’s the C1. So, they’re using the same modem from the iPhone Poverty, which I like. That’s the best looking one in my opinion. They’re not even calling it the C2. So, they’re using the same one from the C from from the Apple iPhone Poverty Edition. I forgot what it’s called. It’s called the uh the poverty the P for poverty. I think how to do fishcake emote. Dude, I keep asking you to remind me when I get home to put the emotes up, but you never comply, so I can’t put them up. If you want after Jean’s done eating, I can I can stick them in there, but you got to confirm that they’re resized properly. Yeah, that’s the that’s E for exactly poverty. Yeah. So that’s my favorite styled iPhone. If I if it had all the specs of like the top end one, I would really like that style, but you know, obviously they don’t sell it. They want to all these new phones, they’re trying to reduce the borders and then you end up misclicking the sides of the phones and [ __ ] like that, so you must put a case on it. Yeah, that’s my favorite one. You know, aesthetically speaking, it’s my favorite phone right now. bit better with the Pixel camera bump. I’m probably going to end up buying the uh the Pro and Pro Max and then I can do an in-depth review once I get it right. Yeah, they need to make them smaller. The reason why I like Apple is because you can get a ultra phone in the size of a like a not giant phone. J, eat your cereal. Yeah, they’re making them so big now. I can’t even like This is too big for me. I have big hands, right? I have like relatively large hands and I can’t [ __ ] just eat. Eat. It’s okay. Jean. Yeah. Yeah. They discontinued it uh what four years ago? Five years ago. I just took my case off my iPhone 14 Pro. Don’t ma ma I would recommend you not doing that. I wish I could Frank Frankenstein the 16. You know why the 16e is so dope? Because you can put a bunch of different camera lenses on the main lens. You know how they have like clip-on lenses and [ __ ] It just so happens that they’re it’s not it’s not a good idea to put clip-on lenses right next like it makes it unusable, right? It’s basically like having a single lens. So, there’s three on the Pros, right? In the Pro Maxes. I don’t like that. If they came out with the with the 16 extreme poverty edition and it had mmwave 5G, I’d probably contemplate purchasing it. It just the 120 Hz screen thing. It doesn’t have that. Just curious, why do you say that? Should I put it back off? I mean, no, I would keep the case on there. Don’t put it. Don’t take it off the case unless you’re just trying to observe it. They’re using one of their older tech. Isn’t it Gorilla Glass something? Or they’re using ceramic shield or whatever the [ __ ] I’m more inclin I that’s my favorite one uh from an aesthetic perspective and if I could get away with it I would I would prefer to use the 16e. That’s my probably my favorite phone because the chip is very very powerful in there. So, you have like very close to ultra capabilities, right? And it’s not massive. It just sucks it doesn’t have a 120 Hz screen. Emily G. Well, eventually I can chat again. Hey, wait, what do you mean eventually? You were never time banned or anything. Yeah. So this is kind of the conundrum, right, between having a really really powerful smartphone and having a really weak one is is whenever you have game developers or app develop app devs and you can ask a app dev. I’m sure there’s a few that actually watch my channel from time to time uh that are mods when they develop an app for uh an iPhone for example. Let’s call it a game, right? because I’m sure some some of you guys game from time to time. I I don’t I don’t think I’ve loaded any games on any of my phones. Yeah. But basically, when they go and develop an app for for one of these phones, it has to span like the generations of what’s realistic for people to be using, right? And they’re usually going to cater to the lowest common denominator, meaning the most widely sewed one. So, in the iPhone generations, it’s probably going to be like one gen prior to the 10 or something. So, gra in terms of like graphics fidelity, they’re going to cater to something that can run it prior to the prior to the 10 coming out, which is kind of [ __ ] cuz people with the newest and greatest don’t really benefit too much. there. You know, Emily, there’s a Twitch ban section in the Discord you can use as a moderator. There’s It doesn’t matter. I I’ll usually get around to it and I’ll help people for appeals and [ __ ] like that. uh if I have time which generally I’ll make time but people don’t tend to use them. But anyways, yeah, buying the newest and greatest unless you really need to unless you’re a powerhouse user. What’s up, Jean? Did it fall? Yeah. [ __ ] it. Whatever. Okay. You done eating or you want more? There’s two more. Ser two more. Two or four more. Five more. So, when it comes to like iPhone app devs, it’s uh it’s a lot more narrow their focus in terms of like the performance envelope of the phone. They can tune it, they can get more out of it. Uh, when it comes like Android phones, there’s a whole host of different chip manufacturers from Qualcomm to MediaTek to like Helios, whatever the [ __ ] they’re called. There’s a bunch of different types of uh chip manu Oh, and Samsung, right? So, they have to cater to a much broader hardware base. Same goes for cameras and specifications. So, this like the one thing that Apple kind of has on the rest, but when it comes to AI, it’s like Apple is total [ __ ] [Music] I hope you use Yeah, we’ve been good. I hope you’ve been I I had no idea. There is in the Discord though if you want to take a look. If it ever happens, you probably said nothing and it autobanned you. You want this? What do you want? You want bread? You want ambulance? Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. Hummer. Say Hummer. [Music] Hummer. Hummer. Hummer, please. Please open it. Open it. All right. Can you stand up, please? [Music] Jane, can you take a [ __ ] real quick, please? Can you make a poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Poop. Poo. [ __ ] Poop. Uhoh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, Jean. Oh no. Oh no. Smile. Jean, we What time did I I set it for 8:30. Okay, we got to leave in 20 minutes. Okay. [Music] Okay. Go play. Go play in another room real quick. Go, go, go, go, go. Yeah, he’s a good boy. I like spending time with him, but I’m kind of in a rush this morning. [Music] What? What am I supposed to pack? Okay, I have put It might rain later today, so I put the rain gear in here. I have the battery. I usually don’t like streaming the Toigi trips. I think they’re [ __ ] boring or I feel like they’re boring for you. I don’t know. No one’s giving me push back on this uh on going over to Tigi, but I personally don’t really think you guys enjoy it. but needs a change. So, it takes about two hours via highspeed rail to get out there. And when I say high speed, high speed, it only goes like 100 miles an hour. Did you ever research what type of police truck that was the other day? The police truck that was the other day? No. I know a bit. Your dinner is ready. You love Tachigi. That’s where I lived when I first came to Japan. Just outside of Utsunomia. Yeah, but we’re we’re not going to. We’re going to Mibiu. Fair enough. Utenomia. I don’t think I would mind chilling in either, but that’s not where we’re going to. We’re going about an hour out of Utenomia to a place called Miu. And that’s He’s taking a [ __ ] right now. Okay, good stuff. Jean, take a [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Take poo poo [ __ ] I I hear it. Take poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Toigi is a prefixure that’s north of Tokyo. Well, technically it’s from the Well, it’s north it’s uh it’s northwest slightly northwest of where we are, but it takes about 2 hours by high speed to get out. So, it’s kind of um and despite I understand you liking it, I’m not a fan of Portuguese. It’s very depressing for me. That’s why I tend not to stream it. It’s been over half a year since I’ve streamed it. It’s it just the the rural areas of Japan. Like, I don’t glaze Japan like crazy. I glaze Tokyo. Tokyo’s [ __ ] amazing. I love it here. It’s my favorite city in the world. But like basically every other place in Japan, there’s so many similarities. Like there’s a lot of old [ __ ] right? There’s temples and [ __ ] There’s a lot of [ __ ] old old [ __ ] They like celebrating old [ __ ] like penises and vaginas and [ __ ] They got a lot of [ __ ] rocks all over. They got stones. They got [ __ ] stonemasonary. They got a lot of wood, right? Like I don’t give a [ __ ] about any of that. I I know that sounds kind of selfish, but I just I don’t like it. I don’t like the architecture of all this old [ __ ] I like the like the kind of retro old stuff, the newly redesigned old stuff, but this is just [ __ ] depressing. There’s millions of old people that are taking forever to just die and they don’t want to make any improvement in their life. They just kind of blah through life, right? But what beauty like there’s a lot of there’s a lot of trees. You like trees? That’s cool. I have nothing against trees. They uh they’re [ __ ] trees. Chiba depresses me. Well, I like I like Narita airport, but Chipa is interesting because it’s a still a part of the Tokyo metropolitan area and parts of Tochigi are like Utsomia, I think, can be counted as a part of the Tokyo metro area. But like the rest of Toigi, if you like golf, then you like Toigi. Uh Tochigi was cool because there were the the Nissan’s um Nissan’s uh GTR plants out there. I’ve actually visited out there before, but uh they don’t even make the GTR anymore, so Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve been all over Shea before. Yeah. I just I’m not a fan of it. Like when I say I’m not a fan of it, it’s like uh it’s a good example. If I were to compare it to the United States, I like LA, right? I like San Francisco. I like big cities, right? Clearly, I’m saying these like big city. I like LA. I like San Francisco. I like Vegas to an extent, but then like I don’t like Victorville or these, you know, these arbitrary small small scale cities that are in between LA and Vegas, for example. I don’t like not a huge fan of Reno. Who gives a [ __ ] It’s [ __ ] Reno. That’s all. Yeah. So, if you like it, there’s nothing wrong with it. If you like green, then you’ll see the green. We’ll stream it up there. I get good signal, so you you may enjoy the stream. It’s just to each their own, right? It’s [ __ ] Yeah, Victorville is like meth city. There’s a lot of people that are using meth in Japan now as well. Honda research and development. Oh, yeah, that’s true. Uh, Tigi is also cool because it’s one of the prefixures that has some of the least amount of what is it? It’s flat land. So, there’s not a lot of seismic activity. So, if you want to build a house out there for relatively cheap, the property like property value is almost nothing out there, right? And you can live on a golf course or near a golf course for pretty cheap. So, if you if you’re into that kind of stuff, then I could see why it’s appealing. But that is messed up. Like like that’s that’s how what’s his face says it. Mike Tyson. That’s me up. That’s cool. You got the Wait, how long ago was it? Dinner is ready. Taste simulates the dopamine productions and receptors. I notice my body naturally produces a significant amount of dopamine naturally. I’m literally high on life 24/7 without touching the THC. Yeah, but doesn’t that mean that your body acclimates to that amount of te like natural dopamine and when you hit baseline you still get high by introducing more? Have I visited Copenhagen before? No. Wait, have I? Maybe when I was a kid. Yes, but when I was young. You’ll move to Japan one day. How old are you right now, Emily? Gerard P. What it do? My body just started making this amount of dopamine after I quit smoking and vaping. In case she Jean, get your shoes. Oh, I brought I already brought all of it. Jean, your shoes are right there in the kitchen. Look, look, look, look. Jean. Um, eat that. Eat it. You’re old. 28. I’m turning 39 [ __ ] years old. And you’re saying you’re old at 28? I remember when I was 28. Oh, that’s not Those are stickers. Don’t eat that. I thought those were cereals. Yeah, you told me, Rob. I remember. I try to remember all the all the small conversations that I have with everyone. I know you’re a flower guy. Jean, can you clean that? Clean up. Clean up. Jesus Christ, dude. He just brought out all his toys and stickers and [ __ ] and threw them all over the ground. Jean, clean up. clean up. I have good Jean. This is what Jean’s name is. Jean. That’s probably what I’m going to do next. I don’t know if it’s 100%, but I’ll probably end up committing to it at some point because I really do enjoy vaping. I like my nicotine. And according to Kosho do which is like Japan well not not Japan’s uh forget it for a second uh if you want to compare like uh for example like the Japanese version of the CDC they came to the conclusion I also think the American CDC came to the same conclusion that nicotine doesn’t have any ad like it it doesn’t have any adverse effects on you. Of course, combustible cigarettes absolutely does, but they came out with some finding that if you’re smoking non-combustible non-combustible vapes and stuff like that, not vape juice. This why it’s illegal here to buy and or to to actually transact to be a merchant of liquid nicotine. Okay, Jean, why why you got to put that [ __ ] all over my room? So yeah, apparently these nicotine pouches except for [ __ ] your teeth up. You want to put it on the computer? Jean, did you make a poop [ __ ] No, man. Make a poop [ __ ] We got to go. So apparently they did a huge study regarding that with people that are using nicotine and they apparently came to the conclusion that there’s [Music] that there’s a within margin of error, right? But the methods in which you trans which you put it in your body is bad. The combustibles, the stuff like that. I’m not saying that it’s healthy, right? I’m saying that that’s what the Japanese government came to the conclusion of and announced it officially. I I I totally get that and I believe it. Okay. And that’s why I want to quit. So you telling me it’s a proven like I I sure I agree. I absolutely do. Right. I’m not a doctor, but I agree. Right. Putting something in your body that’s not natural is automatically going to be bad. But according to their research which was pretty compelling uh there was no noticeable what is it called not noticeable difference in the rate of death right the the sample size that they took was I think 15,000 people non-smokers and smokers and then I think 15,000 people were using pouches like this and there was like basically no noticeable difference. What’s up, Jean? Come here. You made a poo poo [ __ ] I can smell it. Poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] You made the poo poo [ __ ] I still want to quit though regardless. I don’t know when it’ll be, but you know, same thing with the alcohol. Okay, he made a poo [ __ ] so we got to change his diapers. We’re We’re making good time, by the way. All right, Jean, let’s change your poo poo [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Okay, Jean, we have to change your poo poo [ __ ] Okay. Okay, which means we have to go into privacy mode. Okay, poo poo [ __ ] I can see your chats, by the way. I’m going to put on TTS mode. Oh, no. Jean, stop gyating, dude. Stop gyating. Why do you do that? You’re goofy kid, man. Okay. All right. [Music] Where did he where does your Okay. Oh [ __ ] The speaker’s in another room. Okay. Switch. Says, “Cash, can I use your cafka for a favor?” My what? My cough. My cough for a favor. Jean, look look look. Smelly yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. How did it get all the way up here? Yuck. Bambon says chitty chitty bang bang choang. A fire inside says godamn it. I was eating. Well, dude, it’s too [ __ ] bad, man. Boo [ __ ] Jason B_s2 says, “Eu.” Yeah, Jean. Yuck. Emily G17 says, “Oh my, guess what? I got to do that with four kids daily.” TD says, “Poo poo platter.” Matt Bunch says, “Missed a spot.” No, I got it. Oh, wait. Are you fre Ouch. Sorry. Sorry. Peacocktail Opal. Slow me 7 Cha says, “Old take care of that himself.” Emily G17 says, “Haha.” Matt Bunch says, “I was joking.” Bambon says, “Rate the smell 1 to 10.” Gerard P829 says, “I can smell it from here.” Okay, Jean. Jean, you got a little poo in your wenus. Okay. Your wenus. Your wenus. Okay. Oo. Little poo poo in there. Look at Emily G17 says it smells like tikka masala. Look, look, look, look in your wenus. Looks like a looks like a turkey baster. Okay, good boy. Poo poo [ __ ] Okay, clean. Clean. Very nice. TV says, “Dude, you need to shower if it’s in the Wii. It’s like not in the Wii in the flap.” Okay, good boy. Stand up. Jean, it smells like poo poo [ __ ] Okay, at least we’re making good time. You G7 says curry bum. No, no, no, no. I got it. The the Yeah. Yeah, I’ll get it, Jean. Don’t worry. Okay, Jean, I’m going to tie this. Yeah. TD says bro definitely shower if it’s in the flap could get infection. It’s don’t worry I got it. Okay. North Pole almost says Fukushima Jean look. Wow. Wow. Ti says smelly flapu infection. Tu. Emily G17 says poy. Wa wa sniff sniff a fire inside says I get [ __ ] in my flap all the time chat it’s okay you got to put your pants on dude okay here get up God that smells so Okay. All right. Sit down. Sit down. Okay. Push it. [Music] Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Look at that. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Hey, Jean, can you clean this? Oh. Ooh. It smells like poo poo [ __ ] Okay. It look put the poo poo [ __ ] in the poo poo shoot. Can you clean it? Clean up. Jean, clean up. Em7 says tikka masala. Chicken tikka masala. Jean clean up. Watch this. He’s a good boy. Here, Jean. Poo. Put the poo in the poo shoot. Poo [ __ ] in the poo shoot. Watch this. Dean. Push. Push. Push and open. Push. Push. No. No. Open. Lock it. Lock. Okay. Good boy. Okay. Socks. What color do you want? G17 says poo. Dean. What color? What color? What color do you want? M. What color? M. How about you want Mickey Mouse? Jean this. Why you say no? How about Pluto? [Music] What? Which which color do you want? You want this? TV says this triangle a color. What the [ __ ] Which one do you want, Eugene? How about this? Yeah. What the [ __ ] dude? Pick it. Which one do you Oh, there’s another one. Bullet train one. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I had to go through four of these. Okay, Jean. Okay. Feet. Feet. What is that? What is this? Yeah. All right. It’s a train. Jean, you gota you got to do this. But you got to you got to you got to do it like a black guy. No, I’m just kidding. Do it however you want. All right, here. Jean, here. Come on. Ti says he’s good about his clothing matching on his own. Oh, you want me to? Yeah, actually, he did match it cuz I was about to give him red or green. That does match, Jean. Good job. Where’s your onion trading card? Huh? Cut it. Emily G17 says he wants to shoot you. It’s fine. It’s like a Nerf dart thing, but the shells actually come out, which is neat. Look at you. Okay. Jean foot. What? Oh, Jing your foot. Okay. Emily G17 says, “What did he just say?” A fire inside USA. They have to have a orange tip on the toy guns. I painted it black one time and this random passer by said that’s illegal. I was eight. Peacock slow mech says sock sniff time. Emily G7 says I was the n l. Yeah, but I don’t stand says what you think about these new iPhones. I don’t [ __ ] know. I’m probably going to end up buying it even though it’s stupid as [ __ ] I thought that they were going to have some dual aperture or like some crazy stuff, but they’re a little bit underwhelming. You found me seven chaw says good stuff. Peacocktail Opal. Slow me seven ch says Jewish. What you want me to connect it? A fire inside says Apple went downhill since Steve Jobs passed. Japan Stan says they going to save it for iPhone 18. Save what? That’s what people say every year. They’re going to save it for 17 says I am not getting it. I have the 16. I don’t think it’s worth it. Yeah, but for live stream quality, every little bit helps, I guess. Especially if the modem doesn’t overheat the phone and the vapor like these little things help in my case, but when I just it didn’t wow me or anything. I didn’t see the official presentation. I just saw like clips of little bits and pieces and nothing in particular stood out. I They’re going to They changed the uh the 5x to a 8x, right? And then it has a yeah 5x 17 says wouldn’t Android be better peacocktail opal slow 7 chaw says little fun not for live streaming though it’s not better. So they’re using the same ultra wide sensor which I already know is bonk on the iPhone. Like the 25 Ultra’s ultra wide sensor is better but the iPhone’s main sensor for live streaming is better. And then the zoom lens is arguably better on the iPhone as well. So there’s like there was a time until pretty recently like pre S24 Ultra it was locked out. You couldn’t use the you couldn’t stream at 60 fps on any of the on on any of the Android phones. So it’s only been 2 years. Hopefully they have more upgrade pass or more devs for Android phones. But for now, I need both of them, which sucks cuz, you know, I need backups of backups. Okay. Uh, am I forgetting anything once I put this battery in? Emily G17 says, “Samsung S25.” I like it. I like the 25, but uh, not for live streaming. It’s a fantastic screen with all this. Rob, what did they improve or do you guys know what the screen improvement is on the iPhones? Is there like a noticeable uptick or are they doing the same thing like the 15 to 16? Yeah, Emily, that’s what I use as a chat phone, the S25 Ultra. It’s fantastic, but it’s too big. Like, that’s the one thing about Apple that kind of says, “My internet crashed. You visited Copenhagen as a kid.” Yes. went all over Europe. Um, but like as an adult, I haven’t experienced it. So, my dad’s office was in Switzerland. Their warehouse was in France. So, like we went all over the place. What am I missing? Do you want me to open that? Here. Open. Open it. Open it. Damn you. I put these stickers on for you. Killed the ambulance. Wow. [Music] Emily G17 says, “I see. Well, maybe iPhone is better. Mine seems to overhead though. Android overheats. iPhone over.” It just depends if you’re a power user like myself for live streaming. They’re both about the same. No, I think I don’t know with the 17 maybe it’s a lot better. That’s why I’m interested in that new modem. Jean, let me let me get this prepped up so we can go. Huh? [Music] Emily G17 says, “I guess you just have to purchase it and find out.” Yeah. [Music] What sucks is I have to buy [ __ ] two of them. I have to buy them in pairs of two. You understand? So if I break one, then I have one on hand. So usually like what I did with the 16 ones was I ever since I went back to Apple with the 14 like I had the 14 Pro and the 14 Pro Max. I had the 15 Pro, 15 Pro Max, and then 16 Pro, 16 Pro Max, right? In case one broke. But cocktail oval slow says hook sugarree. Okay, let’s open this up. Coupe DC says they said the glass is four times more durable. That’s what they said about the ceramic shield on the [ __ ] 16. They said it was like twice as dirt. It’s not. It’s glass is glass is glass. How are they supposed to make glass four times as durable as old glass? Maybe it’s four times anti-reflective or something. It’s There’s no way it’s four times more durable. Uh I’m missing something. Coup DC says everyone told it was funny too. I watched it on for some stream. Peacocktail Opal slow me 7 says cash is sugarf free. What are you talking about sugarfree? Dude, it’s [ __ ] What did they do? What are they doing? It’s the same phone. I thought they were going to do something crazy. I thought they were going to do dual aperture. They even filed patents for it as well for like a dual aperture lens. This is like a kick in the [ __ ] face for iPhone users. And I’m not necessarily an iPhone user or a Android user. I am a user of whatever is the best. So the only thing I really have looking forward to is peacocktail opal slow 7 says always move water better. The C1 the the new modem. That’s about it. Like what else am I supposed to be excited about with this mo battery life? This already has really good battery life. Like who gives a [ __ ] Emily G17 says, “Why not go to Apple and test one?” I will. You got to remember I got to log in and actually like use the phone and test it, which is what I did with like Xiaomi and these China phones. I have an alt Google account I log in with. Ori says the camera is better. That’s it. Uh, so for live streaming when I’m using the camera majority of time says move gold. Damn, you say some stupid ass [ __ ] dude. I got to [ __ ] turn this [ __ ] text to speed off. I don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about. Okay, so my majority of the time I’m using the backpack, right? Um, the thing is is when I switch over to this, especially when the fall comes and I can use it on like two or three sims or whatever just to take Gene to school or if I’m around here, it’s a really nice accessory to have. So, I guess if the zoom lens substantially better, that’s cool, but they needed to fix the ultra wide. And from 15 to 16, they went from a 12 megapixel to a 48 megapixel, but it still has the the halo issue. that uh makes it look like [ __ ] when it’s dark. So, they didn’t fix that. They had to give it a new ultra wide camera in order to fix it, which I which is extremely disappointing. So, I don’t know. This might be the most disappointing launch from Apple, except maybe the modem’s really good. Like, it doesn’t sip that much power or something. So, camera, battery, and what else? camera, battery, and one camera or maybe the selfie is different as well. So, selfie, which I never use. Rear camera gets upgraded to 48. So, they’re all It’s triple 48 now. And I have to spend three grand to get Well, now I want the two terabyte model. That’s cool. That’s actually awesome. The large black front camera is annoying. Yeah, but it’s [ __ ] Apple phone. Like they’ve they’ve had the Well, I don’t know why they don’t just do punch hole, but I guess it’s good for the 3D thing. It seems like another year to miss Android Pro AirPods Pro 3, though. I might get the another the Apple Watch Ultra might be worth getting. I don’t know. Jean, you ready to go? Jean. Jean, you ready? Okay. Oh, [ __ ] I forgot to turn this on. All right. So, that’s all on. I need to I brought a backup battery in case we run out because we’re going to be out for like 10 hours. It should last me. Okay. It should last me fine. I have it. I have a small battery. a small 30,000 milliamp hour battery I can use as a backup. So, in the event we do run out out there, we should be good. Okay. Whole South Korea. Let me see. Okay, we got to we got to get going. Let me take a piss real quick and switch over to the live view. I’ll see you guys in just a second. Where is this? Let me boot this [ __ ] up. Jean, you’re ready to Oh, he’s ready. Daddy needs to make a PP. Dude, I haven’t done it in like six months cuz I don’t even like doing it. But we’ll make it happen, I guess. Come on. Come here. All [Music] right, six is on. Let’s go over to this server. All right, I’ll see you guys in just a minute. Okay. Well, let let me take poo poo. Oh, no, no, no. I don’t need a poo. I just need a pee pee. I’ve switched jeans. Poo poo. I need the bag on the way out. I think I already used the asthma. Did I? There you are, [ __ ] Yeah, he’s doing circles. Man, I [ __ ] this up. Just Oh, look. All my cards just went flying all over the place. Okay, I need my Which insurance card do I need? This insurance card and I need the hospital card. Okay, put this in here. All right. Jean, Jin, Jean, stop it, please. Peach hit me up to meet up yesterday and I was in Toronto Hills. Jing, go play over there, please. Here you go. Oh, damn. I bought a bunch of vapes. Hell yeah. I don’t have to stop by the store or anything. All right. Okay. What’s the bower appropriate way to uh Can you ask me in just a moment here? I I got I got to seriously get going. I don’t want to miss this express train where I have to take the [ __ ] They have first class on some of the poverty trains that go out there, but I don’t want to take three hours to get out there. Uh, okay. So, we’re 1 2 3 4 5 6 here. All right. Let me go take a piss. I’ll be wait hotel. What? This is a hotel, dude. What are you doing, bro? What the [ __ ] It’s a [ __ ] hotel. Wait, there’s someone inside. Can you open it? It’s like it’s like hotel room [ __ ] You know what I mean? This guy knows what’s up. No. What do you mean? There you go. [Music] In Soviet Russia machine sings. You d crashed into the wall. I’ll get her flowers later. I’mma get her some chocolate, dude. [ __ ] a flower. Yeah, she’s in chat, but she’s working at the same time. Get warm, man. again. No ask about uh culture activity. No. Damn. Got him good enough. Went down the wrong pipe briefly. Down to go and check it out. Hello. No, I don’t want any of it. I just want the [ __ ] Okinawa music we were just listening to. Oh, like the one at the the Shaka Shaku bar. No, we just went Oh, right there. There. Right. Music. Uh, we’re not zooming until we’re going. What’s up? No [ __ ] Huh? So, anyways, mask we what? Not after you fart. Yeah, I should fart right now. I got Karen. I just ignore them though. Like, [ __ ] you. Don’t worry. So, yeah, I know. I know. He’s crazy, you know. Okay. Do you know him? Yeah, of course. You know, I hope you’re okay. Yeah, I will be okay. I was like, “Oh my god, ratta.” Ratta, you see that? Ratta. [Music] Ratta ratta ratt ratt ratt clip that Why do you think nobody likes music anymore? I love music. You’re too [ __ ] I’m a pianist. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Play some music. You want me to show you a YouTube video where I’m playing piano? No. No. No. Play some music here. I can’t play music. I don’t have You want to get me a grand piano to play music on? So So there you go then. You got nothing. I mean, I got a little You play some music here, dude? I mean, you get me a piano. You got [ __ ] Fat, dude. Damn, dude. I’m sorry that my watch is worth more than your house, bro. I don’t care about Take it easy. Okay, fella. Why is he talking so much [ __ ] I love his music, dude. What is time? Is time. Time is money and it’s worth a lot more than yours. Peace. So So what? Damn, dude. This [ __ ] dude. Call me fat. Nice, dude. Good job with the fat comments, dude. Look at you. [ __ ] good luck. All right, man. I’m going your way. Oh, here. Go ahead. Get some sleep. Yeah. Okay. Awesome. You can get high with that. Yeah, perhaps. Hold up. [Music] Bono bon yummy yummy lunch. I love Japanese. Japanese. Yeah, I love Japanese. Love Japanese. Come here. Oh [ __ ] [Music] They did have a lot of hypo limited stock sales. She just touched my ass. What the [ __ ] You touched my ass. Hey, like like my ass like my the finger went in the ass crack. She liked what she saw. Dude, I was telling them in Osaka, bro. I was getting molested on the trains left and right. When the trains are busy, the girls love to shut up on your ass. Put her finger in my [ __ ] like my ass bag. I’ve been really [Music] You make a fart like a me. You’re a daddy boy. What I’m going to stick myself [Applause] Jean, what the what are you doing? No, no, no, no. Not up and down right now. Okay. What’s up, man? Yeah, I fell. It’s okay. Oh, thank you. Can you go clean up? Clean up. Clean up. Okay, I’ll put text to speech back on, but try to try to be reasonable, I guess. Where is this? MC throughru 421 says testing testing. Yep. Yep. It’s working. Jing jing. Chill. Hi. Bigfoot FL4 says, “Lights, camera, action.” Good boy, Jean. I think this is going to be like the last super hot day of the year. Drew 421 says, “Chill Jean, this is your godfather speaking.” You got what it takes to be his godfather. It’s kind of dope that you guys get to see him being raised. Like Jane, be careful, please. That’s good. [Music] Happy. Oh, you putting stickers all over my [ __ ] computer. God damn it, dude. I shouldn’t rush. McDrew 421 says, “I can’t [ __ ] up if I’m 6,000 miles away.” [Music] This is pretty funny. By the way, uh Jean’s tuition costs are uh definitely not cheap. I’m just letting you know. All right, Jean, let’s go. No, no, no. G, G, G. Please, please, please stop. Okay. I need to just put this in the backpack. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] And I go, go, go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Here. Here. Take your take your things. Okay, here. Take this. Take this. Go, go, go, go, go. Clean up. Go, go. Pick it up, please. Okay. What’s wrong? Oh, here. God damn it. We’re late. Okay. Okay. All right. Let’s go clean up. [ __ ] Actually, we’re okay on time. Uh, it’ be nice to be able to get taxi. Okay, Jean Daddy’s going to charge this. Okay. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. God damn it. Please don’t. Please, please don’t. Please don’t. Please, please don’t do that. Uh, it hurts daddy more. Okay, let’s go. We’re We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. Jean, we’re good to go. Can you Can you go to Can you get your And why you being goofy this morning? Goofy. Goofy. Woof woof. Emily G17 says, “Adventure time.” Yeah. And we’re dropping them off at school and then I got to be in Shinjuku for the 10:03. All right. Did I forget anything? Okay, we’re good on that. Jean, here. Look. Battery. Battery. Battery. Whoa. Whoa. Big battery. Battery. Batter. Not bad. Battery. Battery. Yeah. Okay. Look, look, look, look, look. charge battery. Bigfoot FL4 says hefty battery. Yeah, but I’m not taking that one. That should be enough for 12 hours on this. Jee, who is that on the screen? All right, let’s go. Go, go, go. Says Batsu. Oh, thank you. You want to hold it? You go hold it. Oh, maybe not. Okay, Jean, can you do a clean says what to do? Cash and Jean, it’s okay with that. How you been, man? We’re full battery. didn’t clean up. Let’s not clean up. Can you go hang that? Can you hang that? Hang that up. Go, go, go. Koden says, “Different job, same company.” Emily G17 says, “Are you still in Tesla stocks?” What the? Uh, I haven’t been in Tesla stocks while I’ve been shorting the [ __ ] out of them. Okay, let me throw this away. Okay, let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Go. Go. Why do you ask? I have I haven’t like held in 5 years any Tesla sock. It’s all just shorts. I usually put it in the economic section when I make a big play. Next one should be September 30th. So, right now, nothing. I sold a bunch of my Nissan shares, which are worth basically nothing anyways. Okay, Jane, thanks for the shoes. Big shoes. Big. Oh, bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Give me the bag, please. Bag, please. Thank you, Jean. Thanks. All right. All right. Let’s get out of here. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. Okay. Go. Go. Go. Go. Emily G17 says, “I’ve been watching gold. I am waiting until Q1 to short it.” If you’re into shorting it, are you going to do like one block or just Bigfoot FL4 says it’s about the same temperature here in Florida, but it’s going to cool off soon. Yeah, same here. All right, Jean, let’s go. Come on. Yeah, a lot of people get pissed off when I talk about shorting Tesla, but I’m batting what, seven for seven or six for six on major shorts with them. So, I’m not a financial adviser, nor do I claim to be, but uh yeah, I’ve been [ __ ] on that [ __ ] company for a while now. Why the [ __ ] do I have a cable on me? I’m going put this in the mailbox. Come on, Je. Let’s go. Yeah. Bye-bye. Emily G17 says, “Shorting Tesla great work was long overdue.” How many times do you think I’ve done it? Blackbuzz says they have such a cult of stockholders. One of the strongest out there, I imagine. Vom says there is a kid following you. All right, let’s go. Good job. You do understand that I’ve been since 20120, I’ve pretty much been talking [ __ ] exclusively about that company in particular and how overvalued it is. Their board of directors dump their shares. This is nonsensical company. [ __ ] There’s no taxes. Emily G17 says many companies are do a blood bath. Well, that’s the problem, right? Which ones to find? Cocktail slow says check out emotes. Why didn’t you ask me before I left? You always do this when I’m outside and you don’t remind me when I’m at home. I I literally reminded you to remind me before we left. Anyways, all right, Jean. Cross, cross, cross. That’s going to be a while before I can get to the emo [ __ ] Peacocktail Opal. Slow7 Cha says missed two times. Yep. Peacocktail ogal slow me 7 says sorry I mistyped missed. It’s okay. Flower looking flower. Flower flower. Peacocktail Opal. Slow me 7 Cha says checked. Peacocktail Opal. Slow me 7 Chaw says sorry. Gates says you should get some green eggs at hand. R0_gate says it have them on the train. Yeah. Once we get to Shinjuku, we’ll be good. Local slow says good stability. Come on. Damn, it’s it’s so humid out here. I’m slipping. Bigfoot FL says built on stool proof. Bigfoot FL4 says stumble. God damn it. Come on, man. Is that a open one? Oh, someone took it. You [ __ ] Peacock local. Slow me 7 Cha says, “My god, less is more.” Matto says, “Would you cruise around Tokyo in a Chevy Astroban?” Yeah, someone was driving it. I don’t want to drive a [ __ ] Astroban. Emily G17 says, “I’ve been buying Nvidia Plus many more since 2017 when I got this job. Nvidia is solid. I thought I’d hold on to it for at least another couple years.” Oh man, this sucks. Cocka. Matto. MO says I am available to be your personal driver. Peacocktail slow says traffic bummer. I don’t care about the traffic. I just don’t want to take the [ __ ] taxi. That’s a big ass truck. [ __ ] it’s hot. I think I see the poverty truck. Blue truck slow says bad taxis. No customers inside. No, there’s customers in all of them. They’re just reserved. I mean it’s rush hour says living in LA eventually going to migrate I am wait how old are you slow me seven ch says around the Oh, come on, man. It’s says, “What’s up, Cash?” What’s up, Fushian? We’re on our way to touch after we drop this kid off. I think I’m good. The What’s up, cash? Come on. Give me, give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. That one’s open. That red one until 2028 and I’ll float some for my retirement. Matto. Maddo says 39 years old. You and you picked your JP one or you’re my age. You You have to pick where it’s going to be difficult. You can come here as child of a national, but damn, the povertyy’s right behind it. But I’m going to ride this [ __ ] taxi. [ __ ] that [ __ ] dude. I don’t know. Sweaty ball sex. Hey, what the hell was I say becoming his child of the Peacock tail opal slow with some Louis Vide. Okay. You becoming a child as a national or child of a national. I hope you got some money saved up. I think child of the national you get limited to 27 hours work per week and stuff like that. If you got some cash saved up though, that’s kind that’s a good deal. I think if you got like a like a million bucks saved up or something, it’d be good. Get a pay off all your pension stuff. That’s like the one thing that people forget to realize is that you’re obl as a as a Japanese citizen, you’re obligated to pay into the pension, the Japanese pension system from age 20. And if you’re 39, you owe 19 years worth of pension, which isn’t a particularly small amount of money, I guess. I guess my life must be closer than I expected to start. It will be soon at the library 39. I’m turning 39 in 2 days or 3 days. I wouldn’t say my life is starting. I’m halfway through it right now. So, I don’t think a million is a lot of money this this day and age. I know people will say [ __ ] like that’s so out of touch or whatever, but if you’re born in 1986 like I was, it’s not a lot because in the last 30 years in if you take into consideration in place it’s a half a million dollars like your buying power has gone down by by 50% in the last 30 years. I think you would still do all right. Yeah. What’s up, Curtis? Thanks for the 31 months. I appreciate it. Sorry, I have it muted, right? Cuz I have the text to speech on as well. I think a good amount to retire on is probably about 10 or 15 that would that would allow you to do whatever you wanted. I think in any country except for Monaco. I I know that sounds ridiculous. I I understand that that’s a large sum. It’s not a it’s not a small sum, but it’s not unobtainable. Jean Hi. [Music] She’s alive. I guess it was being used as a hotel. Some more free rooms out here. It’s a little scary. Dude, mercy, man. Mercy. Holy [ __ ] So, what happened? This guy was trying to U-turn in front of this guy. We were trying to go straight. Where I’m trying to go eat is in that building. Easier than that. So, Yeah, he took a bicycle across the whole Yeah, a bicycle. Of course, plane. Ow. What the [ __ ] Why? That’s the second time today. What the [ __ ] dude? Me? Uh, I’m from Shibuya. Why? Why? No, but like [ __ ] Ethnicity. Kabari. Yeah, I’m a I’m a Japanese Jew. Jew? Yeah, I’m a Japa Jew. Yeah, but I don’t I don’t care about the religious part. Yeah, we love you. Whoa, dude. Legit. That’s like hatred. I’ll change the Let me Let me go and swim. Whoops. Hey, I’m good. I’m good. That’s the How did that happen? Oh, we’re good. We’re good. We’re good. They do. They eat it. He’s Is it good? Actually good. No. No. Dude, what the [ __ ] This is I thought to spit yama to spit spit or yama. Dude, he’s eating it like his chips. Yeah. Come here. Come here, bro. She’s not happy. She’s so cute. So predictable. Yeah. Oh no. Ah. [Music] Oh, [Applause] Okay. It doesn’t take too long, does it? It’s says that was quickie. How many minutes? Like 5 4 m through 421 says quick trip to the coal mines. Yeah. Insp 5 minutes. That’s not bad. I get cut I think I get cut a minute or two off of it. But in the morning the the [ __ ] parents want to talk and [ __ ] and I’m like I got to go to a peace. What’s the humidity right now? This is insanity. Cars, let me know if you want me to replay that alert or not. Oh, did you see there’s some SJW foreigners in Japan? It’s [ __ ] hilarious. There’s a guy I don’t know if it’s good or bad. I thought it was quite entertaining and funny and I could see why it blew up, but there’s this guy that looks like his [ __ ] two front teeth got with Craig has him. I don’t know. Every time Craig has grand 35 grand or something. Oh man, you take my [ __ ] taxi. You suffer the consequences. Why did we What did that look like? Did it go green? Did it go green when it did that? Emily G17 says, “I guess that’s the same in most country then.” No, you need a lot more in the US. When it went when it just went into clips, right? Did it go all green? Screen went all green or no? We got enough time to dart zone says not four. Yeah, but says no green. Emily G17 says the average in Florida is 36. It’s like double that in Florida. The average, you’re telling me the average Floridaian is making 35,000? There’s no way. The PPP is similar because we have that social welfare system here, but when it comes to GDP, it’s way lower in Japan. And I think the the contributing factor to that is is because the majority of the people cannot speak English. This train crowded as [ __ ] Emily G17 says, “Yep 26.” Huh? There’s no way that one I’m I have to I have to look up. That doesn’t sound like a There’s no way. There’s no way. I mean, you’d know better than me, but just write off Google trivial statistics, right? I would guess that it’s disproportionately going to favor the United States in terms of how much the average person is making. Just is what it is. We’re going to [ __ ] touch right now. It says kind of banking on grabbing a cab right there, but it’s rush hour. Sorry, it’s going to rip in this elevator once. Jesus, it’s hot. [Music] Make sure you have the phone break. What’s up, son? Wow. We did the stream rip in the elevator or no like I I have this idiotic situation where uh what’s it called? The chat phone is completely ripped even though there’s a really good sim in there but the stream stays up cuz there’s a bunch of [ __ ] Sims supplementing it. Oh, it was fine in the elevator. What the [ __ ] the dumb dumb [ __ ] situ or a dumb problem they have. Jesus Christ, there’s a lot of people. [Applause] [Music] I need to get out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to take the express. I don’t like how there’s a lot of people that wear shorts that are way too short. Like pants that are way too [ __ ] tight. I like it when tricks do it, but like guys, I don’t want to see your [ __ ] balls. I want to see your visible sign. Too bad they’re both [Music] One station. They’ve done the Olympics before, but there’s always like a bombing nowadays. Yeah. Are you a chicken? Sometimes sometimes they watch Shut the [ __ ] up. There’s no way. It’s funny. Yeah, I didn’t break it. I guess that’s going to get cancelled. Is it going to be the LA Olympics, right? They held it in 1988 or something. No, that was that was South Korea. Wait, what? What year? What year did they Olympics? 1984. Oh my god. 84. I think Korea was 84. The next stop is K1. Please change trains here for the Joey O line, the line and you’ll be like, “All right, I want that finger.” But also, my trip’s gone. [Music] Oh for bit. [Music] probably does have stress. Just goes back and forth every day, does the same thing. I don’t know how old the guy is, but I could speak on probably a majority of the people are going to lead similar lives for 45, 50 years until they retire and then lead similar deaths. I think that’s why a lot of people hate rich people, like really really rich people, billionaires. I think a majority of that has to do with luck and stuff like that, but no reason to hate on them. They probably lead relatively interesting lives. I wonder if uh Warren Buffett leads an interesting life. He probably wakes up, reads newspaper, does the same [ __ ] every day. He could literally buy countries. Yeah, we’re going to hyper poverty. You know, the interesting thing is is though because of that hospital, that hospital has like super high-tech stuff, the property value around that hospital is actually quite expensive for whatever reason. And then it just tanks. Maybe like a couple miles out, 3 miles out. 65 Emily, or are you going to early? Do you know what C1 is? Are you talking about the chip in the the the modem and the new iPhone, or are you talking about the C1 on the uh the Wangan Expressway? [Music] It’s in the title. [Music] I think I am MDrew. Uh, I’m going to find some people to invest in this parking lot idea. It’s the closest thing that I can really think of when it comes to passive income. Plus, it’s not it’s not all that far away from um from Tokyo. So if it ever if the towns ever boom again when they’ve opened the floodgates and let all the immigrants and [ __ ] into Japan, which is not unlikely, it might go up in value. [Music] That’s cool. No, no, no. Not parking lots and the the way that you see them in the city. I mean allowing people to register their vehicles outside the city outside the city limits. So they don’t have to be within their within 2 km of their residence in order to find a parking parking lot that’s super expensive in central Tokyo. I think it’s a magnificent idea. 10 properties that allow five cars to park per investment. Yeah, in Japan. I don’t want to do real estate anywhere. I don’t even want to do it here. That’s why I want some partners that have done it before. But I checked and people aren’t doing it. They are trying to convert places into parking spots, but the idea isn’t to make parking spots. The idea is is to allow people to register legally their vehicles kind of like they do with uh like younger people who move into Tokyo and when they’re on lower income, they’ll register their vehicles when they purchase them at their at their parents’ address cuz parking is arguably as expensive as rent for most people in Tokyo in central Tokyo. [Music] So obviously there needs to be physical space for those park like for those cars to be able to park at once otherwise it would be fraudulent. But uh yeah just like put a little play hub on that [ __ ] No, they wouldn’t park there. They would park in the city. But in order to just register their vehicles and be able to park closer to the city at a cheaper price, right? It’s like, let’s say that they’re they’re going to have to pay $1,000 within 2 km of the residence near where I live, for a decent sized vehicle. A K car is going to be a little bit cheaper, right? But they go and register it. They So when you register a vehicle, it must res you must find a parking spot for it within 2 km of your of where you have registered the vehicle. You must have a address to go with the vehicle. And what a lot of people do is they’ll register with their parents in their hometown where it’s a lot cheaper, right? So they’re basically paying nothing for parking and registering their vehicles. It’s kind of like the idea where uh people register their vehicles in Montana to avoid a lot of taxes and [ __ ] Yeah, you just you’re just basically leasing the ability to have an address. I’m trying to figure out if a mailbox will suffice so long as there’s a property and you know this is basically the smallest possible cheapest size property and then maximize car parking space. They don’t have to park there obviously. The idea is is to allow a car to be registered there legally. That’s it. And then they can have a second parking spot maybe 30 m 30 minutes away from the residence closer into the city. Right. So instead of paying $1,000 a month on parking, they’ll pay like 150 bucks for our services or my services. And then um what’s it? um they go and park their cars outside the 23 wards of Tokyo and it’ll save them. It It’ll be like a quarter the price. We still have to lease a physical parking spot. It must exist, right? It will. We made it. It’s so hard. Yeah, that’s how it works in Tokyo. We’re in like New York, but that’s how it works in central Tokyo. What’ll happen a lot of times in central Tokyo is is like someone will find a parking spot within 2 km of residence, right? And then they’ll find another parking spot on the street. Thank you. Oh, no. Oh, you guys are lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. [ __ ] lucky today. Well, this is the reason why I like going on this particular train. We were early enough. We made it. [Music] [Music] dude. You guys are in for a treat. You guys are in for a treat. I hooked it up. I know. [Music] Foreign [Music] [Music] speech. Foreign speech. Welcome to [Music] We got the non-poverty seats. Dude, I’m so [ __ ] happy about this. I can be as loud as I want. Heat. Heat. [Music] Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. I’m the only [ __ ] that does this. This is one of those times that I kind of wish that I still drank cuz you can kind of kick back and relax. Kick Oo. Okay. Thank you. Excuse me. [Music] Thank you for riding with JR East. The train at track number five is the express spacia 1 departing at 9:34 a.m. [ __ ] thing. Look at all these first class seats, dude. [ __ ] poverty today. First class equals poverty. Oh yeah, if you’re fat in Japan. Oh my Very Take this. $50. Okay. Yeah, actually. Okay. Yeah, dude. It’s so humid outside right now. Like, do exclamation weather and you’ll see what I mean. How does it feel like 103.6° 6° is [ __ ] ridiculous. It’s only 30° outside or 31 outside. This is crazy. It’s so humid. Yeah, I got lucky. That’s why I was trying to rush with Jean this morning so I can get on this train. Yeah. Yeah. So, it’s not that it’s hot temperature- wise. It’s the um Thank you very much for riding with us today. This train is the Limited Express. It’s just the It’s the humidity. It’s the [ __ ] humidity. The the right now I Once the train starts moving, the AC will kick in. It’s already starting to come through, which is nice. Your tickets may be checked. Please do not stop and train. I don’t like the way he No one likes the way he I don’t know what’s up. Um, it shouldn’t be this hot this year. I’m I’m so I’m so like I don’t like even even riding first class on the on this train. There’s still going to be some customers here and there that like talk and [ __ ] and I try to I’m like I’m probably speaking like this, right? But when I get this when I rent out the whole cabin, I can speak as loud as I want. So this this was worth this. Uh I’m [ __ ] stoked. Wet heat is better than dry. No, it’s not. That’s such [ __ ] What’s the word for train? Dsha. Yeah, he did. You can see him. He’s wide enough. By the way, uh streaming this morning, do you guys see any vignette going on? Dude, imagine if it was 90° outside. Imagine it was 90° outside and the temperature was like um I’m sorry. The temperature was 90° 90° F and the humidity was like 20% or 30%. Right. On days where the on days where the um smoke on the days where the humidity goes under I think 30 or 40% in Japan, it’s considered a fire hazard day. Wife’s at work and then kids at school. I dropped them off before getting on here. That’s why I was rushing like crazy cuz the ones after this only have first class and I have to keep my voice down. There’s no complaints, right? Like there’s no [ __ ] way that anyone’s going to complain. There’s a there’s a Wi-Fi. [Music] Yeah, there’s no complaint. There’s no way. We’re supposed to be going, but I don’t know what’s up. Thank you very much for riding with us today. They don’t celebrate any holiday. the limited express growing up um my uncle’s side and I don’t think my grandfather really held it maybe my grandfather and grandmother and my uh my stepg grandmother I don’t think they ever held it against my uncle but my uncle loved buying these massive houses like mansions and [ __ ] and we would go to his house and he would always have like this threestory tall [ __ ] Christmas tree. It’s like three or four store like Yeah. crazy high ceilings, right? And uh just have this giant Christmas tree in the living room in the uh like the entrance. And my grandfather, I remember the first time he saw that [ __ ] he was like, “What is this doing here?” And you know, obviously my uncle and my father grew up in an extremely Jewish household, so it was kind of like a spit in the face. I think he was pissed in the beginning but then was like whatever it’s just a it’s the season t the season. So we would always celebrate uh Christmas and Hanukkah at his house or Hanukkah and Christmas at his house which at first like I said at first pissed off my grandfather. We are delayed for sure. No. In the United States. No, like like a hu types of people that go and like get a tree cut down. He would get one of those giant [ __ ] trees. How’s the I’ll tell you once. Well, now we’re moving. It’s fine. At least you don’t bring a big boom box music device like Mio Mo. I don’t know what that is. Names of you to Douglas like home alone. No, like bigger than that. Yeah. In a Jewish in a [ __ ] Jewish household. Of course. Uh my mom and uh my concurrently my uncle’s uh wife, my aunt is not Jewish, but yeah, they celebrated Christmas, which is hilarious, but it wasn’t like a super It wasn’t just ever super religious. No, they they had like their own custom thing. When we went to Italy for the first time, we bought all our family members like these golden crusted family, what do you call it? Like um in Venice, I had one too. I had like a little like a fish thing made. Um but there was a family crust that was made and they took that family crest and put it on top of the tree. I guess it had a manora on it as well, but they would put it on top of the tree. This the only Jewish thing that you could see. Yeah, it wasn’t a It was like a It’s a [ __ ] Christmas tree like with the balls and the red, you know? I was so high most of the time. Wasn’t really paying attention too much, but I just remember like damn. I I went shroom. I was on shrooms and I went one uh one year and I was like this [ __ ] tree is going to swallow me alive. They knew I was high. Like they gave me my space. Yeah. It’s just who cares, right? It’s a celebration. The Christians definitely have a way better holiday than Hanukkah. They don’t they don’t celebrate Christmas with the thing. I don’t want to share private info. I’m just signals from your devices even on living situations better than an HK. Yeah. I mean, they use the same equipment, but it’s not perfect. that may go down. I appreciate that. I put a lot of effort in. I was the first streamer to stream uh completely booked up uh grand class as well. There’s they don’t celebrate Christmas. Can I say the thing or would you rather me not? It’s okay if I say the the type of religion or you you care. Maybe he said it in chat once, but I still Do you care or you care? You don’t care. I thought Jehovah’s Witness was based on Christianity. I know you don’t like you don’t adhere to it strictly. No birthdays. Do you know that Jews and Muslims pray to the same? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um what the the [ __ ] thing? Yeah. I don’t think it’s called the black cube. It’s got a specific word for it. So, no birthdays. No, it’s not Jesus based. Kaba. Isn’t that literally black cube? We really don’t celebrate. You’re you’re a Jehovah’s Witness witness as well. TTS. It is based on the Bible. Yeah, the the Yeah, I guess you’re right. It literally the kaba literally translates to black cube. I think it’s pretty cool. I I I like Dude, we should we should [ __ ] invite people to come in here and have a party. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I want you in my room. Hey, Cash. What? Uh, what’s up, Jennov? X is the pagan winter solstice. No, you’re Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Jehovah’s Witnesses acknowledge the pagan links to the holidays, thus they do not celebrate them as a I see. Can you explain to me, and I’m not trying to offend, if I do, just tell me to shut the [ __ ] up. I still don’t understand the thing with the blood. And I’ve looked and people don’t really like answering that question. They’re always like so secretive about it. I’ve always wondered the thing with the blood because your body’s a vessel and it’s supposed to be untainted. That’s the That’s the only answer that I’ve really gotten and I’ve always been curious as to what the deal with that is. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. You’re right, Emily. You had it. The I couldn’t think of the word. The cabalia is black cube. What’s What’s from the Bible verse? The thing with the blood. Oh my god, it’s so much nicer. Give up. So, I assume it’s rare for a Jehovah’s Witness to be a uh what’s it called? Um an organ donor, for example. I’m not trolling, but there’s no organ donor stuff. They don’t I I I don’t know what exactly the reason is. I’m I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of it because I’m genuinely interested in other people’s cultures as to why Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t really recognize the transfusion of blood. That’s that’s what I was asking. It’s just You can donate or like that requires blood transfusions though. Yeah, probably. But you know there’s nuance things, right? Just how Judeo Judeo Christianity is extremely similar like Judaism It’s okay. [Music] Oh my god. Why has one person in here? All right, let me let me see. Technology has advanced as there are blood alternatives. Oh, so they’re open to the idea. Now there’s some people that are super strict with that. Kikos, what it do, man? Your tickets may be checked. The following announcement is for your information. Yeah, but dude, the people that have come into my Twitch chat regarding the regarding the blood, they are so they get all pissed off that I mention it. They’re like, “No, you can’t talk at all.” There’s there’s one specific person that’s about that. Hey, what do dude? You were here earlier. I have a family in my days. He didn’t want to take Yeah, that’s apparently a thing amongst people that are extremely strict with it. And I I guess I understand it, but that’s why I’m asking because I want to go from I guess I understand it to Okay, that makes a little bit of sense. I’m not trying to make fun of a religion, right? We have to opt out of organ donation as whoever dies, they harvest it. You know, in my opinion, I think that you should have to opt out manually. That’s that’s my perspective if because once you’re done, right, you’re done. And the most honorable thing I think a person could do, but that’s my opinion, right? I’m not saying everyone has to adhere to that you’re tamp like it could be a religious belief that you’re tampering with one’s, you know, god-given gift, right? And that that could be sacrilege. So I I can understand that. I’m not saying I agree with it, and I think the majority of people probably don’t agree with it, but that’s just my take. I mean, once you’re done, you’re done. And if there’s anything available in my body that can be of use to other people, please by all means take it and and uh do as you wish. You know, I think you opt into um in the US you got to opt in for organ doning donoring. You need to be pure to get an event and taking blood is not pure. I heard the same thing. Mag it might be like a sectbased thing. I’m not saying you’re wrong or I’m just wondering can you clarify on that because I’ve heard the same steal your body soul. Yeah, in my case I would I would absolutely if uh if I passed away and my organ could be used I would be okay with that. But I totally understand why people don’t want that. I I don’t look down on them for that. Right. Yeah. It’s uh it’s not doomsday, but it’s kind of um earth is supposed to repopulated by the um I’m not I’m not good with that. You explain it, but they go to heaven, but they live on a paradise on earth. They repopulate earth, right? Or is that wrong? I know some people tell me different things. China they will long memorories for another I’ve heard. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve heard that. Yeah. Super clip. What’s up Jigsaw? Good morning. We set up a tree would rather spend what we know. Otherwise we won’t get anything out of restaurants or bringing food. Yeah, that’s what most people do though. No, like the gifts are arbitr. It’s it’s at the discretion of that particular family. I I understand maybe it looks like their population has been uh somewhat skewed. You can see how successful China is. If you look at a nighttime uh if you look at a light if you look at nighttime satellite imagery of China, you can see how there’s it’s like the brightest area on Earth on the east coast of China, mainland China, right? And then it’s just pitch black for the left side of the country. It’s absolutely insane. It’s the second most populous country in the world allegedly right after after India. India apparently surpassed it. Jehovah’s Witnesses they eat meat, right? Does it have to be specially prepared or no? Alcohol, meat, that’s Yeah. Mr. Alcohol, meat, dairy products. Is there any limitations on that? except that. Okay, that makes sense. This so it’s similar as some of those. Yeah, that makes sense. Do they tell you actually alcohol must be in moderation? Like they teach that? That’s a good thing, I think. That’s why I’m saying religion is not bad by any means. I think it it teaches good traditions and stuff like that. I don’t care what religion it is either. No, no, no. I believe there’s no the juices that come. It’s not hemoglobin. There’s no blood in that. Here. Here. Get my state. No, no, no. I’m getting back injections today. Ja. I was drinking a lot. I just didn’t binge. That’s all. I never binged. Not a single time. Yeah. My back’s [ __ ] up. That’s why I have scars all over my butt. You probably noticed I I told you about it. My motorcycle accident was a kid. [Music] Yeah, that totally makes sense. Actually, I agree. That’s probably most people, most religions. This is a san like a sanitation thing. You probably shouldn’t. Black pudding would probably be a no-go. That’s straight hemoglobin. Dayton, thank you. It’s not It hasn’t been difficult. I get my back as [ __ ] though. And I got lucky. I’ll be in and out of that hospital fast today. Someone [ __ ] reported me while I was streaming in the hospital and I had permission from my doctor to stream there and then that ended. So after that, I quit streaming Toigi, but I was able to arrange this room for 9:30. You know, the train. It’s cool because I get to speak as loud as I want. There’s no complaints, period. Right. Am I still using that? That’s the next thing that I got to quit. So, I still drink caffeine in the form of like a Monster Red Bull here and there. And then I still I still smoke I still smoke vape. Tobacco is not good for you, man. I don’t care if it’s a vape or whatever. Uh, it’s not even tobacco. It’s just nicotine. I don’t think nicotine is good for anyone. That was a while back. Yeah, like over six months ago. It’s fine. That’s why I haven’t streamed it, though. But this is kind of special. Most most people like I can I can speak as loud as I want. I can play music if I want to. So, if I get sp if I get surgery on my spine, there’s like a 50% chance that I could go completely what’s the word that I’m looking for? That I would I would I would just lose I would get paralyzed, right? So it’s not worth just going get my injections lower lower back and once once technology catches up and they can figure out a way then I won’t have to The sound is surprisingly clean because I get to speak as loud as I want because I have my this whole thing to myself, right? Yeah, it’s a it’s probably worse than a coin flip. They were just saying would the best technology in Japan or even in the United States be like a half and half. I’ I’d probably rather go to the United States for a treatment like that. Sounds similar. Why do Jehovah’s Witnesses hate the Jewish community? Do they I’ve never gotten that impression, at least here in Japan. I haven’t I haven’t really met too many of the Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide, but it’s pretty popular. It’s getting popularized here in Japan. And I tell them I’m Jewish or I was raised Jewish and I’ve never had any animosity. They don’t I’ve never had that. I I had no idea. It could be in some places. Yeah. It’s always the same story, right? How long is the train side? Um, on this express it’s like a hour and we’ll arrive at 11:02, but I have to make one transfer. [Music] Are they going to nerf tap store draining fluid? I honestly don’t know. They go in with these they put a camera in like they have to put me on a special jig, right? So I can’t move. And then there’s uh I I can see them [ __ ] around with a camera. And then they basically stick two long ass needles after they put a top like a local anesthetic on and then it makes like a weird burnt smell. And then they put a camera through. And then they put another needle within that needle to make the pain go away. Yeah, this is this is very scenic. I have to do it every month. Could you wear a kipo without? Yeah, I do it all. Well, I used to do it all the time. It is what it is in the after probably depends on the language, depends on the location. There’s always differences, right? Foring a hedge. No [ __ ] Huh? Who cares? Well, I mean, like, um, people should be more tolerant either way, right? But it’s not my place to say what people are doing is right or wrong. It’s just they’re doing people things. And so long as I’m not being bothered, I basically do not give a [ __ ] That’s just my personal outlook on life. Yeah, everyone’s got their own opinions and you know what? That’s that’s the what makes us human. I got no issues with that. I I don’t know why. Yeah. What’s it like the first? It’s [ __ ] painful as I try not to think about it or talk about it. That’s pretty cool. I don’t speak Hebrew, by the way. Like stuff like that, right? Bas basic [ __ ] I went to a little bit of Hebrew school. My grandfather definitely wanted me to get my um my bar mitzvah. And it just so happens that my stint going to boarding school and stuff like that coincided with my 13th birthday. So, it was kind of a wash. Anyways, I could have done it afterwards. It’s not like there’s a limitation. You’re supposed to get it when you’re 13, though. I think my dad was happy that I didn’t get it. And I was religiously kind of like open-minded. Is there Hebrew in the um in the Quran at all? [Music] I like this [ __ ] stream or I like this chat because we can talk about this stuff without people getting all butt hurt and pissed off. Sometimes people do get buttth hurt and pissed off, but this is such a constructive [ __ ] chat. You guys are the best. No, I mean like words from Hebrew that were translated into Arabic. This is a disciples of Muhammad, right? No, I’ve never visited Israel. I have no plans to either. No. So, there’s an original there’s the Torah and then you so you have the Old Testament that goes to Christianity and then and the Quran as well, right? And those translation there must be some Hebrew words that were translated at one point. That’s what I mean. Is there any Hebrew? Like is there any straight up Hebrew writing or it’s just completely Arabic? Like certain words that sound Hebrew. You get what I mean? I’m sure there is. I I have no plans to ever visit Israel. Like this one is dope. This train ride’s sick because there’s no one. I can speak as loud as I feel like and I can do whatever the [ __ ] I want. This is sick. We might rip right here. There’s so many people. Are there different sex of of uh Jehovah’s Witnesses? like different different groups that believe in different things for example based on location kind of uh in the way that you have like Catholics and like Protestants they effectively believe in the same thing it’s just the Protestants protested against the Cath Catholic church rape screen went black for you guys. This train will be arriving shortly at the stop after will be only order called apost to spread this around. Yeah, Ethan, you got to refresh or something then. I think at this point it’s I’m not ignoring you by the way. I I I know you know I know. Okay. Hey, get some [ __ ] less poverty internet and go fix your [ __ ] dude. Other people aren’t saying the same thing as you. Refresh. I think at this point in time, I I can trust my end more than most people. It’s a boroto Hebrew version of Genesis wrestling out of returning with no beginning and end. I have no idea. I never thought about it. Never looked into it. It’s cool discussing it though. Where are we at? Oh my god, dude. Is it Is it black? Like now I’m starting to question it. There’s no There’s no way I can confirm right here. Yeah. 810. Um, what you should do? What kind of computer are you using? I dude Ian, I know how to fix the issue because other people are saying it’s fine, right? And when other people are saying it’s fine. If at once there’s a few people that say like, “Oh, it’s black for me.” Then it, you know, that’s first off that’s racist. So, I wouldn’t say I would say, you know, the screen is African-American. You don’t say that word nowadays. Um, but anyways, I digress. Um, first, yeah, you should F5 refresh or try another browser. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, Ethan, you you want me to help you to try to fix it? It’s It’s really easy to fix. No, no, no, no. You don’t have to. It’s It’s just you refresh or use another browser or something. But I got a good fix for Aiden cuz um Oh, he doesn’t even need to clear cookies. He’s uh he’s got to do a lot more than that. I’m literally saying it’s black. Hello. Oh, dude. I I got I got the answer for him when he comes back. No, he needs to do some something way drastic. I wonder if he can hear us. Ethan, can you hear us? Stop trolling, man. All right. So, there’s no way it’s blacked out, huh? No, no, no, no, no. M, just let me explain it to him once he’s back. I wonder if he can hear us. Thank you very much for riding with us today. This train is a limited expressia number one. We will be stopping at I’m going to fix it one once and for all. Please do not industry. The usage of a cell phone. It’s not steroids because if I was doing it that long on steroids, it would have decayed my phone. I’ve been doing it since I’m 19 years old. Why is that funny? That’s like a perfectly reasonable answer. Am I tripping? It’s not st it’s not it’s not serious. There’s no way. No, no, no. I I Well, I saw the 17 air, but I don’t care about that. just the 17 Pro and Pro Max and the Apple Watch. The Apple Watch Ultra 3. Oh, that’s so funny. I’m not trying to get him to migrate anywhere. I’m just telling him if he was able to watch from another platform, we could like diagnose it. Which one am I getting? Probably going to end up [ __ ] getting Pro and Promax as I do every year. But these are not compelling options. I’m not going to lie. Why the [ __ ] does Can he see or can he not see? Am I Dude, can he see or can he not see? Not see. By what it do? Can I reset? I usually give it away to a friend of mine. couple friends of mine. Aton, you can see registered. Maybe not. I don’t think so. Ethan, you can see no problem. Okay, Ethan, two things that you need to do. Okay. Um, first off, you got your RTX 4780 Ti computer. What kind of CPU? What kind of RAM are you on? What kind of CPU this [ __ ] what to do? What kind of CPU? What kind of GPU are you running? Just let me diagn I got it. I got it. I know exactly what’s wrong with this setup. Dad gave you the PC. Okay, so you got a 470 Ti, whatever. Okay. What kind of internet are you using? Watch. Watch this. I’m going to diagnose it from 7,000 mi away. Watch. Watch. Watch. Watch. Chey chip by No, I got it. I got it. I got it. Don’t take your RAM out. I don’t know a good one. Okay, so what you’re going to do first, you’re going to take your PC. You’re going to call the garbage company. You’re going to go throw it in the trash. Okay, that garbage garbage truck is going to come out and smash a PC and then you’re going to go on Amazon and you’re just going to get something like a laptop with a more modern CPU and a better GPU. Okay. Secondly, you’re going to contact your ISP and you’re going to go tell them to [ __ ] themselves and you’re going to get out of poverty or get yourself out of the sticks, move into a place that has better internet and you’ll be able to watch it with no issue, right? and it fixes everything. Your dad got you a shitty [ __ ] computer with a shitty internet in a shitty area and that’s why you got black screen and everyone else is fine. So just throw your [ __ ] in the garbage can, move out of your parents house and you’ll be good. Just perfectly diagnosed it. That’s how we do it. th000 FPS on Valerin, but I guess black screen on a 1080p Twitch stream. That computer’s toast. Let’s go throw it away real quick. Go buy some new [ __ ] It’s outdated. You can’t help that there’s no one else that had issues. This was going to be a good punch line. It just took way too long. You can’t nag pe You can’t nag me like that. That’s kind of [ __ ] up, right? You going to be like, “Bro, dude, like it’s my fault. Like, I have control over the infrastructure of the whole internet.” Other people are like, “It’s fine.” And this dude’s like, “No, bro. Dude, I can’t see, bro. Shut the [ __ ] up, dude.” I’m probably the most understanding person when it comes to that. I will generally blame myself if there’s any little blip or issue whatsoever. But when it goes on like that, I’m going to come back with a fire and fury. You have to throw everything away and start from scratch. That’s like the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve been telling people if you want to do um that’s perfect for a server. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t hate you, dude, but the way that you nagged is [ __ ] annoying. If you have black screen, you got to Did you try opening another browser? Did you try doing anything or were you just like bitching and moaning the whole time? Bro, what what the [ __ ] do you want me to do? What what did you want me to do in that situation? Right. You want me to come and check out your node, your fiber? Are you even on fiber? Like your PC is fine. It’s your internet connection is trash. Yeah. Apparent if you’re living with your if your parents are paying for your PC. So that’s a pretty monster. I would say that that’s not a bad build. Yeah, I assume it’s like a 4070 Ti with probably Intel 13900 or or maybe like a 13700 K or 14700K. That’s not a bad build, especially if you’re living with your parents or they’re paying for it. Dude, there were other people in chat saying that it was fine. So, clearly it was the issue on your end. Again, I did check on my end. Like I pulled out my cell phone and what I do is I get an update of what you guys see, right? So I I went out of the way to check and I was like, “Okay, well, it looks fine.” So I I blamed myself when you did that. And but you it it almost feels like people take advantage of my cander, right? I was trying to be cordial. I was like, “Okay, maybe it is my end.” And then I checked and it’s it’s not my end. And then you can’t do that, bro. Black screen. You can’t do that. I just can’t. It’s kind of mean. And then you’re saying that I was trolling you to go to one of the other platforms so we could diagnose it for you and you kind of laughed. It makes no sense. Like why? If you hopped over to my YouTube or Khat or for just a brief moment, right? And if it worked over there, I’m not telling you to follow over there. At least you’d be able to hear me or something, right? If you’re black screened on Twitch, in order to diagnose your issue, just go on to one of the other multiream platforms that I’m on and then we’d be able to discuss it and then get it fixed potentially, right? Everything’s fine. But you kind of you laughed at that. So other people thought that you were trolling. You didn’t even contemplate doing Did you even do that? Did you even try going to my YouTube? Did you try going to my kick to see if it was working over there? So, don’t apologize to me. Just, you know, just don’t do it. No, it’s pretty simple. I don’t need an apology for you. Your PC is fine, but maybe you should look into getting better internet. Now, Twitch is a lot is very latency dependent. But I I swear, dude, I will blame myself. He’s in CH. Uh, Aidan, what the [ __ ] He’s chill, but I can’t like reach into the ether and like fix his [ __ ] internet. So, if it like let’s say it happens next time and you click F5 to refresh and it doesn’t work, you go to my YouTube, you go to my kick, you go to my X or whatever I’m multireaming on and you talk to me right through the chat and you can see on the other platform. I’m not telling you go follow or anything. I’m not I’m not trying to get you to migrate to another platform, but it’s pretty simple, right? Like, you see what I mean? Like you would go to that platform and you would check to see if you’d be able to watch and then we diagnose from there, right? That’s all. I wasn’t trying to get you to follow somewhere else or whatever. Though you should follow everywhere. It’s [ __ ] free, dude. You want to see something funny? There’s [ __ ] free Wi-Fi in here. What are the new Wi-Fi specs on new iPhone? It’s the C1 out of the Rob Gates knows the specs on it. It’s the C1 out the current iPhone 16e, but I’m pretty sure it also supports mmwave. And that C1 chip is on a 5nm process. So, it’s very efficient. And so long as you don’t need mm wave. I I’m not sure they I’m sure they added mmwave on this chip, right? So, it’s more efficient than Snapdragon modem, but it’s not as comprehensive as the Qualcomm, the Snapdragon X80 or 85 or whatever. But it’s really really good as far as I’m aware. I I can’t attest to the MM Wave stuff yet though. It’s not even out yet. And I feel bad just asking things like hooking up cameras and [ __ ] Wait, why? You can ask. I don’t give a [ __ ] You can ask all you want. I’m into that tech stuff, right? The air. Well, you can already tell from what happened with Samsung was it’s like a soft launch. The what’s it called? The um it has all the flagship specs, but it’s thin. The Samsung light or whatever the [ __ ] Yeah. And well, that’s not the only way it can work, but it does improve. So, YouTube viewer, what it do looks when you make calls, it usually drops to 4G, 5G when you first stream it. I’m not using 5G. I disable 5G. Yeah, the iPhone uh No, no, no. The iPhone 16 is what it’s called. That’s my favorite favorite, at least aesthetically speaking, my favorite aesthetically clean phone. If all if that phone had all the specs and like a variable aperture and variable, you know, infinitely variable zoom count, I’d be all over this [ __ ] That would be perfect. The size, the specs. Drock, good morning. I got really lucky. I it my um I got really lucky. I was able to rent out cabin. How you doing truck? Yeah, phones nowadays are too big. Too big. Too big for me. Yeah, it’s just it’s not enough. Um, they should make that iPhone 16E with a 120 Hz screen with a punch hole camera. Aesthetics. I keep forgetting to ask you to show me your Note edge. To show me your I don’t have a Note edge. I have the S25 Ultras and the S24 Ultras and Well, Jean broke the S2. No, no, no. Yeah, Jean broke the 22, broke the 21. Let me make sure. How much was the cav? It’s like 150 bucks or something. Yeah, Kikitoan, you might have misunderstood me. I never I never claimed to have a Note edge. I would recommend people not to get the Note edge. I’d rather have the the the Galaxy Flip than the Note Edge. Yeah, it’s they have first class, they have poverty class or cattle class, and then they have the cabins, which is fantastic. So, it was worth streaming this morning because just just this this is great. No, no, no. I don’t think they announced the the flip phone. That’ll probably come next year. Kadia would have do surprised they didn’t release a flip. I’m not the folding phones are not worth in my opinion if I had to if I was forced to choose. Right. By the way, Samsung I showed you guys the email. Samsung offered to sponsor me for me to give a review on the Samsung Fold and the Samsung Flip. The Flip has the XNOS 2500 in it. second, you know. Big B. No offense to But why did you mod this guy and not me? Cuz I don’t expect much from mods and I know what you do in real life. Why do you Why do you want to be mod? No, no, no. This isn’t Shinkansen. Draman Shinkansen is the only one that has Grand class. This is Spacia, but it says it right here. It’s just a cabin. Like otherwise, I’d be riding that train, which is It looks like this. Yeah, that’s it. That’s it. That’s But that doesn’t That has first class and economy. Does not have the cabins. Not all the spaceships have the cabins. Big bump. I wouldn’t look into it too deeply that you didn’t get mod or something like who gives a [ __ ] iPhone mini is it due to lack of sales. Dude, the phones are way too goddamn big. This is This is even too big. The iPhone the six like h actually you know what this is a [Music] this is perfect size. the 16 Pro, which this will get replaced, I’m sure. Yes. So, regarding the foldable phones, until they come up with a foldable phone, and I’ll explain to you why. Oh, and by the way, yeah, I Samsung approached me because I I do phone reviews and I tend to favor the Samsung’s over the iPhones. Maybe that’s the reason why or maybe I applied a while back. and uh they wanted to do like a one a oneweek review sponsor with me and uh they wanted me to review the full the 1 TBTE model and then the flip 512 gig model and I get to keep it at the end of the at the end of the week but I would have to have like a Samsung you know like a [ __ ] a Samsung themed overlay which is dumb. I might start doing sponsors because I’m losing a lot of money every single month from live streaming and I don’t really see the issue with it. But they should have offered money for a weak sponsor. One week I’d have to have a [ __ ] Samsung logo on my goddamn stream just to get two phones. And I’m perfectly have an iPad mini with 16 pro specs. iPad mini with 16 pro specs. And he may call you mean with the A9 the A19. Now an iPad mini with 16 pro specs. But whether they prefer an economically sound phone built on a logical philosophy. Yeah, everyone does. My coworker had a Yeah. Uh, big bump. It’s not like what it do. Um, I didn’t It’s not like Kikito approached me or Sana approached me and was like, “Cash, yo, let me get mod.” I I I literally told them like, you know, you’re here. Can I just mod you? This this how it works. So, if you’re around during a certain time and I figure, hey, you know, it depends on your watch time. I wouldn’t I wouldn’t like get down about it. It’s just a h it’s it’s a [ __ ] moderator. We rarely ever there’s nothing to mod on my channel almost ever. It’s uh the only time people do anything like timing people out and and pe you guys that are mods for me, you guys can explain this as well. The only time you guys ever have to do anything modwise is and I tell you guys in the mod meow chat like you don’t have to ever do [ __ ] for me. Uh it doesn’t matter. Just enjoy and watch the stream. There’s there’s no like obligatory [ __ ] that you have to do. And if you have to time someone out or ban someone, I would rather you ask me beforehand. Like literally there’s nothing to do. It just gives some people the opportunity to do it. So too many mods is no good. That’s all. Yeah. Don’t seriously don’t look into it because uh if someone if a mod or someone that has mod tag it’s not if a mod like we don’t have moddery. It’s just people that want to help out if they’re watching. That’s it. I don’t expect them to do anything though. Yeah. I mean, if you go into like the mock list and see that anything’s happened, it’s like one or two things over the course of a whole stream, I bet. Ah, you bet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. That’s right. Yeah. Yeah, it’s like this channel is probably the easiest channel in the world to mod for. No. Yeah, he was doing like uh he was making the TTS sound like the N word. But yeah, uh big bump once I once or if I ever ramp up more viewers on that platform, which is odd because my chat on my K chat will move faster than people that have like, you know, 1500 viewers or 2,000 viewers from time to time, you know, and cuz I don’t view bot clearly. Whenever I raid, that’s why I don’t like raiding people because I’ll have like 20 people or 30 people in a raid. I’ll click that raid button and it’ll add like 300 people. Oh, Cashmail is raiding with 300 people or something, right? When I clearly only had like 30 people watching. or it’ll add 30 or it’ll add 300 people if their viewbot system is uh smart enough to distinguish real viewers from fake viewers and it’ll put a delay in. And then mostly when I’m at work, I either watch Twitch bunch of off my days off. That’s cool, man. There are so many on Twitch who b literally everyone. I do not do it. I am aware of people that have called me [ __ ] or stupid or an idiot for not taking advantage of the ability to do it through MLM corporations coming out of China and India. They’re like, “It’s not really B.” Yeah, it’s fake [ __ ] engagement. And I tell them straight up, I’m like, especially JP IRL streamers. Like Cash, why don’t you why don’t you do this? I’m talking about like nine out of 10 people. What’s the point of doing it? Like there’s no point. Yeah, you could do you, man. The [ __ ] Send me your hot bod pick. What could help me? What with my with a fake view count? [ __ ] that. But I’m just saying that there’s so many people that I’ve spoken to over the years that try to legitimize it. You know, when I used to do when people were chomping at the bit to get clout from me up until late 2022, they would come up to me and be like, “Dude, you’re a 500 to,000 viewer streamer. Why don’t you?” And those were legitimate viewers. I never [ __ ] bought a jack [ __ ] right? They were like, “Why don’t you do the MLM where basically you’re just sponsored by these Indian corporations or Chinese corporations where they have, you know, bot farms and they’ll embed your stream on their site. It’s like Teamu and stuff like that, right? Or like a knockoff Teamu. Uh what’s another sh uh Shine? they have MLM uh affiliate programs where they will inflate your viewer count based on embeds. And I was like, nah, I’m cool. And over nine out of 10 people do that. And apparently I’m the one that’s [ __ ] for not taking advantage of those services. So, with this last sweep, you might have saw some streamers, I’m not going to name names, that went from having 4 to 5,000 viewers get tanked all the way down to like a thousand, right? It’s not allowed. It’s always been not allowed. Dude, people used to trip the [ __ ] out about my sub count. I used to have like 3,000 subscribers or like 2500 average and people would be like, “How how does Cash have this many [ __ ] subscribers?” I don’t know. People just enjoyed subbing, enjoyed my content. I guess they didn’t all get busted for sure. I’ve I’m already getting messages like uh there’s new systems in place this and that. No, it would be nice for me to have. You know what? It was nice to have a thousand average thousand average real view count or what it might have been. Not exactly that. This like 8 to 900 or whatever, right? That was a really good amount. And uh yeah, it’ be nice to get back to that cuz when there’s there’s no dead zones, right? like I don’t really have to start the conversation like it’ll just manifest within chat that’s kind of nice to have. There’s having no dead zones. That’s definitely a benefit of having a higher view count chat. But dude, I’ve had times where there was 10,000 active viewers watching and uh that can get overwhelming. You can go look at my stat. I’m I’m sure you can see the times where I had 10,000 active chatters in here, but I’m sure you guys have known there’s Twitch advanced or whatever it’s called the the where you can see the real view count versus you know that I’ve never cheated or game or attempted to game the system. Everything’s on level on my channel which begs the question. It’s just [ __ ] it it’s funny to see the channels that people might think are legitimate that had completely [ __ ] the bed with those counts, those view counts. But because they need to stay profitable, as Charlie so eloquently put, they’re definitely going to find workarounds. By the way, we’re we’re almost I think we’re almost there. Um the transfer I don’t want to transfer. This is such a nice train ride. It’s not Why did it drop? It’s the reason why I dropped was cuz I got blackmail. I did an apology stream and that piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] scamming [ __ ] A lot of people sided with them. But as time has gone, I’m not going to get into that right now, but as time time has gone by, you know, people start to realize, oh, Cash still does the same [ __ ] and these other streamers decided to go and, you know, gamble, cryptogram gamble all day long. So, like little by little, people trickle back in. It’s not about view count. It’s just nice to have a higher view count because it allows me to make conversation easier. I thought I was going to get banned from every single platform, but anyways, I didn’t. Nothing came of it. They probably [ __ ] themselves hard harder in the long run, but it doesn’t matter. Mato, you can go look it up like uh Goatsu crypto scam. Go look for yourself. You can go down that rabbit hole. It’s not It’s not worth discussing. I don’t feel like I’m just enjoying this ride right now. I paid uh I paid 150 bucks for this. I’m I want my 150 bucks of enjoyment. I’m glad that I started up the live stream. This is like the best way to live stream. And by the way, before we transfer over, we need to make a tick toku. No, it’s just really hypocritical these people that talk [ __ ] about all I don’t think that it’s bad to be a gambling streamer. It’s just disgusting when they [ __ ] on the people that are gambling streamers and then they turn around and do exactly that, right? That’s That’s pretty [ __ ] douchy to me. Yeah. Otherwise, I don’t care if you’re if you’re gambling for comp. Who cares? Just don’t watch it if you don’t like it. But the hypocrites are just they can’t stop scamming. They scam with the [ __ ] NFTs. They scam like they can’t stop scamming. I think they they call that a pathological liar, right? They just can’t stop and they got to keep doing it. I feel that there was a massive influx of Japanese terrorism. Uh yeah, there could have been it, but no no there it’s a little bit deeper than that. Yeah, but I’m just saying I have a little bit more integrity than that. I’m not morally bankrupt is is all I’m saying. I I don’t care who you are. You go watch whoever you want, but I don’t I’m not morally bankrupt to start crypto gambling on stream. But I don’t think that there’s necessarily anything wrong with it. It’s just if you [ __ ] on people for many many years about doing it and then you go do it yourself and then you get a prop you get a lot of people into it and you get a payout, right? Because there’s orbiters around you and you get the orbiters to sign up to gamble for the same institutions that you’re getting paid for for every sign up, right? Because it’s like a that’s like a MLM system, right? A multi-level marketing scheme. All right, let me let me do a [ __ ] Tik Tok stream. How should I How should I set this? We’re We’re almost there. We got five minutes. I got I got to do Tik Tok. Oh [ __ ] Hey, welcome to Japan. I just want to tell you if you’re a real fat [ __ ] like myself in Japan and you find yourself really uncomfortable with small seats, I can just debunk that myth right now. Right here, right now. It’s very, very easy. The seats in Japan are massively large and very, very quiet. You can be as loud as you want and it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t really take much. You can use your cell phone on the stream. There’s no there’s no notification that tells you you can’t use your cell phone on the stream. It just takes a little bit of effort. You got to make a little bit of that, you know, chaching. But you can be a fat [ __ ] like myself. Speak as loud as you want on the train. Use the phone all you want. Okay, there you go. All you got to do is just book a cabin. So easy. So very beautiful. And just to let you know, I’m not a huge fan of the Japanese countryside. It’s so depressing, but it can be relatively beautiful. Take that for what you will. Peace out. Bam. Oh, one more. One more video. Hey guys, welcome to Japan. I want to teach you the cheat code to be as loud as you want and speak as loud as you want and uh use the cell phone as loud as you want and uh never get in trouble with anyone online because well, there’s just no one around you. Let’s wide that a little bit. For a wide streamer, a wide room. Be as noisy as you want. Don’t fall for all the propaganda. Not everyone’s quiet in Japan. Peace. All right, those are two good videos. Your rice. All right, we’ll do a rice. This is one way to be as noisy as you want on the train in Japan’s rice. Rice. Rice. And that’s how that works. Again, with all the propaganda and the miserable foreign haters, there’s always a way. If there’s a will, there’s a way. I hope you understand. Peace out from Japan. Numba one. Make sure you follow uh Cash Meow on Twitch, YouTube, Kick, and all that other stuff. I’m live right now. Bye-bye. Now, take a photo and then we’re good. Here you guys say hi. All right. Am I from New York? No, from I’m from the West Coast, United States, but I also grew up in Japan as well. One take like J. No, if you make those things too long, like some of them they hit, right? So, it’s a controversial take to say that you can be as long you can be as loud as you want on the trains in Japan, right? So, it’s a little bit of rage baiting, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a little bit of rage baiting, right? There’s a camera in here. No, I don’t think so. This is like the rich people cabin. Uh, I don’t think so, but Oh, there’s an outlet under the [ __ ] seat. [ __ ] Oh, whatever. All right, we’re about to Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Foreign speech. this. I hope you guys enjoyed that. That was definitely worth the money. Talk to Japanese people. Probably going to be polite. Put out to your face. Solid. You just talk to them and then they have their opinions and you deal with that as you will as you please. All right. Say bye-bye. Bye-bye. Nice. Nice cabin. Oh my god. I can see that kid’s penis. Damn. So that was ours right there. So they have what? One, one, two, three, four, five. They have five. Only five. Yeah. Hopefully we can take it on the way back. Huh. But this this with the what do you call it? [Music] That was a very nice train ride. I was as noisy as I felt like being. Welcome to Toigi. Very beautiful. Holy hell. A little depressing. See you guys on the next one. No, take it easy. M. We’re in Portuguese. I’m getting back injections. My back is killing me. No, no, no. I have to go to this. I stopped doing the um I stopped doing the uh the the streams uh to this to remember this my doctor’s visit. It’s a little depressing in my opinion. Yeah, I have to um whenever KO accepts me because I donated a bunch of money. They’re already delayed. It wasn’t a guarantee, but I had to I got to donate money for what what kind of specialist is it called? The spinal something neurospine. Yeah, it won’t take that long because we got here early. We still got a little bit little ways to go. We’ll arrive in at 11:02 at at the or 11:20 at the place. So, it’s only about what 20 26 26 minutes away. Now this is the poverty. [Music] for you. Okay. Now I got to be kind of quiet. Oh, we got to transfer the next one. We got to get on the motorcycle. [Music] I go I’ve been going to the dentist appointment, you know, cuz I had a bunch of I don’t know where they came from cuz I used to have beautiful [ __ ] teeth. Dude, the difference I want my cabin I want my cabin back. What the [ __ ] is this? to a place called Toy Town. How should I tag this, dude? We’re in a place called Cook Key right now. Cookie. Chip cookie like a somebody. A cookie. You like a cookie? I like a cookie. Like a somebody. No, not from the junk food. It’s like enamel. What was it called? The the enamel. up until when I was 30 years old. I flawless to like everything flawless except I had to use the Invisalign for a while and then something I didn’t my diet was way worse prior to that just I don’t I don’t eat much junk food even when I was eating a lot. You see me eat sugary stuff because the medication otherwise I think so. Firearms. We’re going to transfer as well. I could have closed this door, but we’re going to transfer anyways. That a little bit better. No, I’m just saying I didn’t eat any sugary stuff. So, it could have just been an ammo last lost because of dry mouth or something. It could have been the alcohol that that actually Yeah, I guess that would try. My My tea started going to [ __ ] after all the acidic. Yeah, that that’ll do it. I’m pretty sure it was that. I wasn’t even thinking about that cuz I didn’t think I was getting that drunk, but should have just drank it out of straw. Yeah. [Music] Do you guys remember Howard Stern’s Butterface competition? Oh my god. In two minutes. [Music] Yeah, that was like some of the best tower turn ever. [ __ ] heat. The charcoal toothpaste actually ruins your teeth. I don’t use charcoal toothpaste. I don’t even some [ __ ] that uh the doctor recommends the dentist. I think I do use rocks floss. We’ll check when we get back if you remind me. Arty was going to leave no matter. I don’t think it had anything to do with Arty. It’s just Howard went awoke during co. He didn’t fall off though. He got a billion dollar contract for going to Sirius or XM or whatever it was. He never fell off. He has I know that he’s been surpassed by Joe Rogan, but for the 25 years or 30 years or close to he was the king of [ __ ] radio. There’ll probably be no one like him. I don’t have time for this. I think so. Beer, if it’s if it’s worth the uh the time to go and get it, then I think they get released. I can pre-order it on my birthday on the 13th. Yes, take it easy. Have a nice day at work. But sounds familiar and Anthony radio. Didn’t Howard Stern go woke as [ __ ] during CO? Like he was super pro vaccine. so out of character. I mean, his reputation’s always been shaky at best. He was always a controversial figure and I’m I would I’m sure I would love to pull the kind of views that he does, you know, from a monetary standpoint, but even to this day, even falling off, you got to imagine he’s insane at this point. Let’s take a look. How many can current years. Howard Stern’s peak in terrestrial radio song reached an estimated 20 million concurrent [ __ ] crazy. Like 20 million at the height of the syndication he moved to series 67 in 2006. This is before like social media, any of that stuff is in 200 [ __ ] Amazon. This dope deal, huh? I was able to let the guy in with the package on the on the at the front of the door. So before social media, he had 20 million concurrent listeners at the height in 2006. Daily audience syndicated in over 60 markets, 20 million. So the subscriber base is definite decline from 2020 which is what we were just talking about by about 1 1.3 million subscribers got narcolepsy for taking the vaccine for this what’s the se oh Uh, alpha, beta, gamma, like C. Howard Stern show is an American radio show hosted by Arrow where Stern that gained wide recognition when it was nationally syndicated on terrestrial radio from the WXRK in New York City between 86 and 2005. The show is aired on hour 10 and 101, Stern’s two uncensored channels and subscriptionbased satellite radio Sirius. He carried serious serious XM since 06. Other prominent staff members includes co-host and news anchor Robin Quivers with Fred Norris and executive producer Gary Delabati along with former members like Jackie Marling, Billy West, John Melendez, and Arty Lang. That’s so crazy. Okay, so He began his radio career in the mid70s developing his shows for the morning positions at WRNC, Bark Matter, in New York, WCCCC, FM in Hartford, Connecticut, and WWWW in Detroit when he began a WWDC FM in Washington DC where he first predating success. That was followed by three years at WNBC in New York City after his abrupt firing. Stern moved the WXRK where he remained a dominator for 20 years until December 2005. During this time, the Howard Stern Show was syndicated to 60 radio markets and gained an audience of 20 million listeners at its peak. In his New York era, it was the highest rated morning radio program from 1994 2001. The show is the most fined after a total of $2.5 million in fines were issued by the federal by the FCC for indecent material. In 2004, Stern signed the first of several five-year contract with Sirius. The first was so just the first, right? He did multiple five-year contracts with Sirius and the first was $500 million, which I assume he probably I think one of them was a billion dollars, wasn’t it? The next station is 30. Yeah, I watched it as well. That was crazy. I was a boarding school. Oh, by the way, I’ll I’m going to tell you guys why I’m going to short Tesla. And again, what I say about finances is not financial advice, but you guys might want to be interested in how you guys make this. It seems like some other people have mentioned like I’m going to short Tesla. I’ll tell you why I am going to. Stern announced his 5-year contract with serious satellite radio subscriptionbased satellite radio service free uh from the FCC’s regulation on October 6, 2004. The contributing factor in the decision was the aftermath of the Super Bowl uh 38 halftime show controversy which began the tightening of censorship and regulation and broadcasting. Isn’t that when the nip slip happened? The deal worth approximately $100 million a year for all costs included a bonus stock payment of $83 million for Stern in January 2007 for surpassing sub subscriber goals set in 2004. Promotion of Sirius met with controversy as Stern mentioned the service on air instructing listeners to purchasing your viewers and subscriptions. In one incident, uh, Fared Sullean of Citadel Broadcasting builds Stern $200,000 for continual advertising mentions. Holy [ __ ] Um, on November 1805, Stern was suspended for one day for excessive promotion of this group as they’re moving to Syria. Stern called the suspension employed by CBS to bolster its $500 million lawsuit against Stern in early 2006. CBS ultimately received 0.004% of the money its sought. Sirius paid $2 million to CBS and CBS relinquished full ownership of Stern’s 20-year archive of broadcast content as Sirius. Stern hosted his final show on the terrestrial radio on December 16th, 2005. The stage was built outside the studio for Stern, his colleagues, and Wackpack members to make their farewell speeches. That’s [ __ ] crazy. We’re I think we’re two or three stations out. Stern announced that on June 7, 2006 that the lawsuit settlement with CBS radio finally gave serious exclusive rights to his entire back catalog over broadcast from WXRK totaling almost 23,000 hours. Damn, it’s crazy to read this number 23,000 hours over the course of 20 or whatever years because I’ve been streaming for IRL for 5 years and I probably have 20,000 hours streamed. I started streaming 2008 August. It was reported that Sirius agreed to pay CBS $2 million for the rights uh equating to $87 per hour of tape. On December 2nd, 2009, it was announced that every tape had been digitized on a server taking up multiple terabytes of data. Yeah. So his whole deal with he spoke out strongly against Americans who received to receive the SARS COV2 vaccine called for mandatory vaccination saying right now we’re going to stop putting up with the idiots in the country. That’s what got him. You know people hated that. Wait, what do you mean satellite networks? FCC shortwave signal propagates methods recommends cash method transmitting all so what? Yeah, but it’s encrypted in sales. I don’t think the car is bad. It’s just the person. It’s a the company’s a sham. It’s literally a pulp. I’d still listen to Howard Storm today. I bet What’s your exact The next station is Oh, Robin Quivers is finally stepping down. No, it’s the company itself. I don’t think the products are necessarily terrible. It’s the hype that’s generated from just a pie in the sky idea. He’s been talking about uh full fully autonomous driving in 2019 and this is when I started to have my doubts about Tesla as a corporation and leadership when he started mentioning [ __ ] like I think by he said in 2019 it’s financial suicide to buy anything other than a Tesla because of the you would be able to just park your car go to work purchase a Tesla Model 3 for 30 $35,000 and it would autonomously take and make money for you. And I thought that was such [ __ ] automatically, right? Like it would just be a taxi that would generate money for you. Now, firstly, why would you ever [ __ ] sell any of those cars? It would just be the world’s largest taxi business, right? And everyone would be forced to use it. Yeah. But yeah, I’m probably picking it up. I I usually pick up all the new ones. I think it’s a little bit more of an upgrade than compared to going from the iPhone 14 to 15 or 15 to 16. But yeah, you can’t have a car company that sales numbers are like onetenth the size of Toyota, right? It’s the largest car manufacturer in the world. The amount of cars that are produced by Tesla per year is like Toyota produces almost 10 million cars a year. Tesla produces like a million, right? Maybe not even whatever the case may be, right? I’m I’m like, if I went and got my license and I had to buy a car, I’m going to probably get a Tesla even though I despise the company. When I say I get one, I would just lease a Tesla. I wouldn’t buy it. Yeah. I mean, you don’t own the vehicle. No more stations after the next one. Oh, Robin Pippers has stage 3C endometrial cancer. I didn’t know that. That sucks. Robin Clippers was pulling $10 million annually. That’s crazy. Up until 2025. Wow. side kid made 10 million a year plus stock and price Sirius XM over the years am I how much did Howard sir make over the 20 years with Sirius XM alone and plus royalties like his clips get played all the time even to this day you wouldn’t get a Toyota pre No, I’d want to get the Model S but but they didn’t do I’d get in so much trouble with that [ __ ] car. Ma, who gives a [ __ ] if he hates Tesla? It’s a terrible [ __ ] car company. Like, in terms of leadership, I think they make a decent enough product, but they’re trying to say the reason why I’m okay with driving it myself, even though I despise the company, I am a I’m a hater of Tesla. I used to be a huge supporter of Elon Musk. huge supporter. [Music] So, you call me a hater, call Kadia Tesla hater. But I would probably I’m just being honest here. I would lease one. It seems like the most reasonable Tesla. But if you want like fully autonomous, that’s not the vehicle to get. It’s [ __ ] Space vortex. Oh. Is it humid down there? Well, okay. So, I’ll get into this a little bit more later, right? Because I I have to see the doctor in just a bit here, but effectively Tesla’s going to lose its EV tax credit starting September 30th. So, I’ve been putting little shorts in, but I’m going to go ham on the 30th cuz that accounts for like those EV tax credits, the $7,500 plus the tax credits that Tesla offloads to other corporations. That’s bye-bye as well. That’s $15,000 a vehicle that’s just going to be gone. So, they’re going to have to upcharge by that amount, right? if they want to keep making the same amount of money or they’re going to lose per vehicle. I think the autopilot stuff’s dog [ __ ] though, but I wouldn’t necessarily say that the cars themselves are dog [ __ ] I think they’re reliable because there’s not that many moving parts. Yeah, Kadine, I’m in the same boat as you. the the the way that the company is ran is just complete horseshit. Boom boom boom boom you in my room. [Music] I don’t understand how this [ __ ] gets up on a podium and with a straight face knowing because it’s public and it’s publicly available information because it’s a publicly traded corporation, right? that the the chairman the all all the the main chairmans of the board all the board members for Tesla they have dumped and not one second they’ve dumped all their stock their shares if it’s such a lucrative future you know forwardlooking corporation. Why would the people that are literally running and running the companies dump all their [ __ ] shares? It makes no sense. I’ve ran multiple but not of that size. The doors on the other side will open. There are people that have ran comparable size companies and Enron’s a good example. Please stand clear of the closing doors. [Applause] So you’re borrowing them. You’re borrowing money against the company. You’re borrowing money against the company. So, you’re betting on the It’s betting is a pretty loosely used term with uh trading stocks, but you’re trying to buy or leverage shares against the stock, right? So, you’re you’re going to make money borrowing money against the stock. That’s what’s called a short. Usually people just hold on or a long, right? A short is you expect it to go down in value. We’re going to rip right here. Maybe they’re using shares as non-t taxable income. Yeah, 100%. That’s the smart way to do it. I mean, that’s what I was doing. I was taking very little salary, the minimum allowable salary in Japan and I was uh so I wasn’t taxed on income tax. I would only get on capital gains, but I will only get taxed on capital gains once it was a realized gain. So technically I could just sit there and not pay any tax, virtually zero taxes. Um, I could just sit there and basically make a very low income and not sell my shares in a company cuz it’s unrealized gains and only only get taxed on my uh my dividends, right? Which I think is like 20%. This is called Toy Town. Toy no toy is city or toy is toy. [Music] [Music] [Music] I wouldn’t want to no one any of snow personally. Uh yes, I do. But most people probably have not. No, I have My dad is dead. No, but it’s like saying here’s a good thing, right? Here’s a good example. Um, you’ve never met a drug dealer. You know what I mean? You’ve never met a drug dealer that’s on on that’s uh producing billions and billions of dollars worth of drugs. Never met it’s on the equivalency of that. It’s nonsensical. How is my ego huge? I’m very open about what I talk about. It seems like you’re trying to protect something that you have no vested interest in. I actually have purchased many, many shares of Tesla. I have profited off of Tesla. I’ve profited off of Tesla being successful and I’ve also profited off of it being unsuccessful in certain times. I’m just really good at reading it. I [ __ ] literally put it in the economic sections of my Discord. They say I’m going to make these moves and I’m batting a seven for seven now. You can’t tell me it’s an ego thing. I’m right every you know seven for seven. I haven’t failed once and you’re going to tell me like come on like I must know some something when the people that run your company start dumping shares in the company. You don’t go on a podium and start saying [ __ ] like, “Oh, we’re going to the moon. Tesla is incapable of failing.” You don’t do that. But I mean, if you’re into it, that’s fine. Your opinion. I’m just sharing my opinion. But also, I do tell people, be very careful, right? [Music] I’m not saying I could run Tesla. I never claim to say I could run Tesla better. I have zero I have zero ambition to run a company of that size in the way that it’s being run cuz it’s unethical as [ __ ] So you’re already implying that I could run it? No. Hell no. Where would I start? How could I trust people that are my my board members dumping all their stuff? And again, this is publicly available information. Go look it up yourself. How could I ever trust them to give valuable advice on a company that I have a large stake in, right? There’s no way I could comprehend that. But I can tell when it’s [ __ ] right? So, you’re assuming things that make, you know, that make zero sense. Ah, see boom boom boom. I want you in my room. I could turn around and imply that it’s really arrogant of you to imply that you think I’m being arrogant, but that is your prerogative and I won’t do that. Your opinion, I respect it. That’s fine. If he’s your Jesus and savior, I’m not saying that. Doesn’t really matter to me, right? But I do have a pretty successful portfolio with shorting them, so and longing them. So, I have a decent enough read. Yeah, I think it’s ran like [ __ ] Yeah, I think it’s a hype based corporation and the cult mindset of a lot of people. You have a guy that’s running a social media corporation, you know, X, so he has a lot of outreach. Keep buying our company, right? Uh, we call that a snake oil salesman. He’s excellent at that. No doubt. It’s not a blank statement. You’re trying to uh you’re trying to use my words to use as ammunition against me. The word that you’re looking for to attempt to insult my intellect would be a blanket statement. So like you can keep trying harder. Like don’t cope too hard. I get to do what I want to do because, you know, I’m not wrong. Yeah. The word is a blanket statement. Yeah. the one that you’re looking for. You kept thinking that I was saying that you were making blank statements. No, blanket. I can’t do much. His criticism is invalid because he doesn’t have the expertise to run a corporation of that size either. If that’s where he’s insulting me, that’s why I preface by saying I don’t give financial advice, right? It should pretty much start and end there. Yeah, East Cider. So I tell Samo who’s watching from Kat not to make blanket statements about other Yeah. And I think he just heard me saying it as blank statements. You start reading up on Sab aerospace how they’re doing stuff that will keep NATO and Russia [ __ ] last longer. That’s what I mean this in the most respectful ways. They don’t in fact know that. Well, it’s called the Dunning Krueger effect. I don’t think it necessarily makes them stupid. It’s just they try to what’s the best way to explain it? Um, they think they know enough about a topic to make them expertise, but they don’t know enough about set topic to know when they are wrong either. So in my case, I say I I preface every, you know, financial move that I make or I put in the economic section of my discord. I’m not giving financial advice because there is a variable that I could be wrong and if I’m not accounting for every variable, that could definitely lose other people money. So it’s not financial advice. Yeah, there you go. east side area. So whenever I make a statement regarding Tesla, right, like I have uh yeah, post a bunch of uh financial financial data, literally stock, you know, stock valuation, numbers of cars being sold, the actual blanket, you know, technobabble [ __ ] that he that he pulls is quite is quite amazing that that company is still around. But then again, that happened with uh with Theronos as well. Like people bought into her [ __ ] Her valuation was like $10 billion at one point. Do you hold some MBA? I met some back yesterday. You see as the richest person in the world see wrong there. Do you know who in reality the richest person in the world is? Like, do you you you got to learn something from the [ __ ] that I say? Like, seriously. Okay. Bill Gates is most likely the wealthiest man on this planet, meaning that he has liquid assets that he can deploy on a moment’s notice. Yes, he still holds some stock. He has less uh of a stake in Microsoft than Steve Balmer, which I think owns like three or 4% of Microsoft, right? But the rest of his the rest of his uh assets are liquid, meaning that he can deploy them. He doesn’t have to sell shares in a company and convert them into cash in order to spend it. So, let’s say Elon Musk took his $371 billion in stock in Tesla and decided to just dump it all at once. Well, when he sells blocks of his shares, it takes the stock price down. So, you have this exponential price decline. So, let’s say again, if he has $371 billion in Tesla shares or or I’m sure it’s a little bit less than that, right? Cuz he also has SpaceX and other various companies. But you start selling shares, it starts devaluing that stock little by little. So if he dumped it, there’s no way he’s going to get like let’s say 300 billion or 200 billion. He’s going to get like onetenth of that amount cuz people will also ride that wave down as well. There are other people that are going to short that stock if something like 10% of the company just all of a sudden up and started selling its shares off. People need to buy those shares and they’re going to offer purchasing at a lower price, right? That’s that’s how that works. I care because I make trades on that and it allows me to do whatever the [ __ ] I want and it’s conversation like saying who cares that that I live stream. It’s the equivalent of that. I’m not trying to upset you, right? Like if this is something you don’t want to hear, then you know it’s it’s like me saying the grass is green or the sign is degrading or the tree is right here, right? Like who really gives a [ __ ] what I have to say? So why watch? There’s a lot of cars in that parking lot. The leaves are green. You know what, Junior? Come to think of it, you’re probably right. It would probably be one of the Saudi royals, but I think they’re collectively worth trillions of dollars. I don’t know if a single How many people in the Saudi royal family, it’s like 2,000, right? And I think the Saudi royal family is estimated to be worth like how much? Like $16 trillion or something? Yeah, the road is Well, there’s some leaves on the road. See, it’s just conversation, right? It doesn’t really matter what I have to say or what anyone says. It’s a conversation. It’s a means to a nothing. So, if you don’t like what I have to say and it’s frustrating you, by all means, just wait for me to stop talking about what’s infuriating you or upsetting you or whatever the case may be. That’s not my objective here. Elon Musk is borrowing share against his shares in Tesla. This is the reason he didn’t want to take a salary. I don’t think that’s legal, man. Kadilla, he’s not that would be insider trading on a whole another level. Now, people do get away with insider trading all the time. Nancy Pelosi. But um yeah, I mean it would be so [ __ ] obvious. I I I doubt it. It also wouldn’t benefit him to short his shares and be the largest shareholders in the company or be the largest shareholder of that company. It just doesn’t make much sense. That’s fine to be passionate. Like I respect that. Yeah. But I’m not trying to infuriate you. I’m just observing things. I again I used to be a huge fan of what he meant, what he was doing. And then in like in 2017 when he was talking about the Roadster and the semiis and then he took people’s money. They took the deposits on $250 million and didn’t deliver [ __ ] And next year, oh full self-driving, we can do it now. We have the now and they he’s had it now since 2017. And oh, next year, next year is pretty much committing fraud at this point. If Theronos had that many years with her uh with her Einstein, I mean, she probably would have actually succeeded in her blood testing mission. Yeah, but there’s no good. All I’m saying is is that there’s no benefit I see for Tesla to like it’s illegal, right? Because he h he’s an insider. He’s literally the CEO of this corporation for him to start shorting like people would catch on to it so fast. But he would also be shorting his own shares, which yeah, if he had put options, like if he had options on those shorts, sure. Yeah. you’d make 10 times as much money. But that would be insider trading and it would be like the most blatant form of it. It would be stupid to do something like that. You you get what I mean? There’s multiple different ways you can short or borrow money or leverage money against a stock. You could even leverage money against stocks through other corporations or like battery company that sells batteries to Tesla. There’s many ways to do it. Yeah, Theronos. Uh, Elizabeth Holmes. Uh, Tesla reminds me a lot of people aching Tesla to like uh to Enron, but I disagree. I think it’s much closer to the the tech bubble that was Therronos. There’s so many parallels that you can draw. And yeah, she’s in prison. I think she got some of her sentence commuted. But so at least so uh omitting was referring to having liquid assets. If they don’t have it, they will borrow against his share. I believe that is legit. I I I can if you want to save it for after I go get my back injections, which takes about 20 30 minutes. Um I’m happy to continue, but I can I’m going to explain exactly how shares are borrowed against a given stock, and I tell you why it just would make no sense for him to borrow against his own shares. and why it would be blatant if he had option like let’s say that he’s shorting with options right like leveraging the bank’s money through Goldman or something which he’ll say oh yeah you’re you’re cool man we’ll we’ll we’ll completely let you [ __ ] have options against your own company he would have to lose whatever it’s trading at right the 300 I think it’s trading at like 320 or $330 unless it’s unless it’s swaying right now or yo-yoing. But let’s just say it’s like $330 a share. He would have to take a loss of $330 a share to gain 10 times the options that he would put on it behind the scenes through shell companies, but he would have to do it on a level so big it would be blatantly obvious those are his shares. You get what I mean? like he would get caught like this. They call them like moles or or uh people that start shorting on behalf of you like rat holes or a mole. Yeah. Her her uh company Theronos had a contract with like CVS or Walgreens I think. And uh what was happening was she was developing a machine called the Einstein I think. But basically one drop of blood in order to do blood tests instead of having to take like a whole vial of blood or multiple vials of blood. And um she at at one point she was uh telling the media that yes the machine is operational and we are using it to do people’s blood tests and uh a bunch of investment capital came in uh from all over the place right in Silicon Valley and they also partnered up with Walgreens or CVS or even Walmart was even considering it at one point based on the fact that She mentioned that it exists and they are using the machine. But what turned out to be the truth was she was taking that taking those blood samples from CVS or Walmart or whatever and sending it to a like a proper blood lab and giving false reports to the people that were just getting like finger pricks in the beta in the beta testing. So it was all [ __ ] collapsed and her $10 billion net worth, right, uh, just went to zero or even negative. She’s going to she has to pay restitution. But yeah, Kitty, I can I can take you step by step on how that works if you want to know. But I have to hop in here in about 15 minutes. Actually, I could hop in. Maybe you can see me before lunch. So, they’re gonna give me a pager and I’ll come back out here because I can’t stream inside. I got called on last time. And uh yeah, like I said, it shouldn’t take that long today. I want to go see the SL museum that they have. So, Toy Town, they make toys, right? So, I wanted to go see the SL Museum and get Jean one of those SL uh steam powered locomotive uh toys. When is the Tesla stock dump? What’s the stock dump demonstrator? What are you talking about? No, I’m just telling him that I could explain why it wouldn’t make any sense for someone to own like be the primary shareholder in a company and short the stock because it would be way too transparent. Like it would be too easy to get caught. So, I was just going to say I was just going to teach the basics of how you short a stock, how you borrow money, like how you borrow money against the stock, and then how you drive it down, how you get the bank to approve your options on a set stock, the the way that I do Well, I said on the 30th they’re going to end the EV tax credits. I’m looking at movement. Like I constantly have a small short on it, but you can go and look and uh you can go and look at the last time I did a big short. I mean like million plus dollars. Just look at the date in Discord under the economic section. I I put a bunch of proof in there and I rode that [ __ ] down from $365 a share all the way down to 28 something. I mean that was in the course of just that that was in the course of like a week. I thought it was going to take another year or two for that to complete, but it literally happened the course of like a week, a week and a half. Yeah, go take a look. I’ I’ve list out uh I list out sources and all that. It’s all there. If you have any questions, you can ask me. I need to figure out what to buy for long-term retirement. So, I don’t know the exact date, but me and my grandfather would open up the Sunday newspaper and because he knew I was into like computer technology and stuff and this was at the height of the tech bubble, right? I told him, you know, like Microsoft is so amazing or like I always knew that graphics cards were back from the uh VGA uh uh hardware accelerated graphics all all the way from back uh um back when like the CPU was the [ __ ] Running running uh software acceleration on games was with a really powerful CPU was like the best way to play games, right? all the way from back then when they put so you can go and look it up yourself. The day when GeForce to go came the laptops meaning hardware meaning discrete or dGPUs went into laptops was the day my grandfather purchased me a bunch of Nvidia shares. So, I’ve had those Nvidia shares for the last 25 years, I assume, or close to 25 years. So, yeah, they’re they’re worth uh not insignificant amount now. And uh not as much, but like I was I was always like, “Holy shit.” I was that guy that would see PS2 Yeah. like PS2 era graphics or like even PS1 era graphics and you would see the um reflections on cars and you know like the trees reflections I’d be like oh my god this is really close to real life now we’re getting to photo realistic graphics and obviously it look it didn’t look anywhere near it but now we’re there we’re getting [ __ ] close when you look at those Unreal when you look at those Unreal demos you’re like holy [ __ ] you know photo realism is pretty much and generative generative AI pretty much you you some sometimes you can’t distinguish what’s real and what’s fake it’s it’s getting that good. So I believed in the ability for hardware accelerated 3D graphics to get to this point. So yeah, my grandfather said, “Okay, well, we’ll put money on this and we’ll put money on Microsoft and we’ll put it in your um put it in your trust.” And those shares are are worth a decent chunk of change now, I’m sure. And I was like what, 11? Just look up. Hey Google. Hey Google. Hey Google. When did GeForce to Go come out for Nvidia graphics cards? There’s no product called GeForce to Go from Nvidia. The company’s line of graphics cards is named [ __ ] idiot AI. GeForce to go. Not with a [ __ ] to, but with a digit to GeForce to go launch date November 11th, Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I’ve had those shares since close to then. That was the first DGPU that ever went to a mobile like a like a laptop. I think AMD’s solid. Maybe Intel. I don’t know if Intel’s a good short. I can’t really I can’t get a read on it. There’s too many technologies that Intel probably has cuz right now they’re struggling with their process nodes, right? shrinking their shrinking the uh shrinking their transistors. But if they were to succeed in in shrinking those transistors, I mean it could it could flow in the opposite direction. But right now AMD is killing it. And the um you know despite Intel shares tumbling and AMD is going up concurrently there’s still a uh there’s still a huge gap especially in mobile processors where Intel has a tremendously large lead over AMD especially with like efficiency and stuff like that in the x86 CPU space. But I’ll explain that in just a bit. I got I’m going to go in. I’m going to uh I’m going to get the pager if it seems like it’s going to be long and I’ll come back out here. I’ll give you guys some points to [ __ ] around with. Enjoy the clips for a little bit. It shouldn’t take too long cuz I again I’m here like an hour and a half early thanks to um thanks to getting on that spaceship. But yeah, you’re you guys are always willing you guys are always welcome to uh discuss this with me. I’m just I’m not giving financial advice. I’m just literally telling you what I’ve gone through in life. So, if you want to call me an arrogant prick for, you know, saying stuff that might be a little bit out of line, then so be it. I’m only human. And, you know, I’m not going to hate you for calling me an arrogant prick. But, I might [ __ ] on you, though. Just saying. I mean, there is a reason why I just do whatever the [ __ ] I want when I want to. And it’s not cuz I’m broke. Come on. Let me get in this live view. Go solo proto portal. Okay. BRB Loca TV. What it do? See you guys in just a few minutes. Uh, I I’ll message you guys inside the uh I’ll message you guys in the chat. Just uh let me Oh [ __ ] Don’t worry. I got it. Thank you. That’s really cool. Yeah, it’s got like little Oh, what is your name? Japanese guy. Your name is a Japanese girl. Oh, Lulu son. Oh, who’s that? Oh, with a with a camera. Oh, no. This is just a chat phone. Oh, yeah. Camera. Yeah. Camera. Uh, is that your boyfriend? No. And then Yes. No. Are you Japanese? Yeah. [ __ ] Make an account and type in chat. All right. I live I live in. Oh, okay. Yeah. Thanks for watching. Wow, this is dope. Come on. No, I don’t his girlfriend. No, I am I’m married. His wife is the number one. She says that she doesn’t have a lot of experience with other uh partners. I don’t. This is what they all say. Oh yeah. No, my name my name is Cash. I see. You want to have a date with me? What the hell you talk about? Instagram. Instagram. Yeah, they want to know your Instagram. Yeah, they’re asking for your impress charge. Don’t worry. I know we all do [ __ ] up [ __ ] when we’re having fun. I just want to say, bro, like, you know, I’m No, no, no worries. Don’t worry. I’m I’m in pretty It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m in a pretty It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m It’s okay. Don’t worry. Yeah. Get on, bro. Yeah. So, like paintball, it hurts to be a hit with a gun, you know, it’ll go through you or if unless you’re, you know, super, you know, good vibes stream. Thank you. Well, what is it like in Japan? They have rifles and you can get a shotgun license and you get a rifle license. That’s it. Generally, the shotgun license. Bye-bye. This is the restaurant. Holy [ __ ] Ow. Holy [ __ ] This [ __ ] Yo, this guy is triggered. Japanese people. You don’t like Japanese people? No. Why? [ __ ] is [ __ ] trash. I feel you, brother. What if I were to tell you I’m half Japanese? I wouldn’t care. I’m half Jewish. I wouldn’t care about that either. I respect that. Take it easy, homie. Take life by the horns. When he was leaving Japan, he had like three for some reason. Anyway, he gave me this money and I emailed What I [Applause] can’t even feel it go in the pressure that I applied to jab it in mark. Holy [ __ ] A shut the [ __ ] up. Oh, clip that. Clip it. Clip it. Clip. Oh my god. I got clip that, bro. Clip that [ __ ] now. They’re very happy. Oh my god. Yeah. Good. Very nice. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, and Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh like NHK. NHK. Yes. These small ones are the nasty ones. So juicy, dude. Big large would do. Oh my god. There’s juice in them. Yeah. I can never find a [ __ ] loop around this time, brother. I got lucky in it. I hear Michael’s voice, but I in it. Oh, you’re from London. Wow. What you saying? Where’s London? Yeah, sir. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] me to shut the [ __ ] up. Yeah, where’s Michael? This man, my spirit animal, whoever’s in chat. What the [ __ ] The timing was [ __ ] crazy. Whoa. when you Oh my god. I That guy’s arm. Oh my god, dude. This chick just ran full speed in this guy’s arm and then Jesus Christ. Yeah, I clipped that. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Okay. Okay. You guys got to spam. Yo, that’s [ __ ] hot, man. [Music] That’s There it is. [Music] Get water. Oh, slippery. Oh, nice. Crawl and slide out. We e where this comes in handy. Okay, let me get my other battery going. Oh, sorry. [Music] This is wanka. They teach me Japanese. You imagine? Uh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Uh, deani. Yeah. They’re drunk here. Yeah. Cover up your meat your meat flaps, honey. Cover up your meat flaps. You look like a [ __ ] [Music] No, you. Okay. I got you. Oh, sorry. Sorry. [Music] You like that, huh? You like crazy daddy. You like Rice. Rice. Rice. It’s the cabbon. Like, how’d they get over here? That’s how Stop likes. How do you feel it when I lick the very fat Australian streamer. I think I’ve been streaming like 18 18 hours maybe. Oh, what what is that? Spider-Man. Can Can I see it? That’s so beautiful. Can I touch it? Can I touch it? Why did something come on? Yo, what happened? Uh, not even season. [Music] 7800 a month. like one of my doomo sims is like the same price. And then they’re going to offer a 40GB plan pretty soon for like under one bill a month. 40 Gbit per second. I really like this building. I don’t know why. This this exoskeleton human over me skeleton. Dude, they walked straight into my domino burp. I like that cuckoo clock. You know, they walked right into it and they like went in the opposite direction. They were like, “Okay, so [ __ ] dog barking at me and [ __ ] Yeah. Thank you. Thank you to Bendy Sub and Yana Jane, guys. If you guys got some gifted subs, [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They seem like this. Yeah, I can see. God damn, baby. I don’t want to get ran over tonight. [Music] God damn. But I still try to power through it as much as possible. I’m glad I got these new shoes yesterday. Dude, they’re lifesaver right now. And these are Gortex, so they’ll be good in the rain as well. All right, you ready, big white dragon? You’re a [ __ ] trooper. Get a muscle. [ __ ] eight burps, two farts. [Music] Oh, that works. [ __ ] you. Look. [ __ ] you. Clip it. [ __ ] you. Look how the [ __ ] are you? Look. [ __ ] you. I [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you on a big screen. [ __ ] you. This is the modern equivalent of being fed grapes in a pool. [Music] It’s too bad. I could have helped you. Oh. Um, a chat asking what is Japanese for? Help me step brother. [Music] Uh, just a question. So, what is Japanese? Uhto me. Yeah, maybe. Very nice. Very nice. Oh, what’s a video? Oh, adult video. Japanese adult video. I don’t want Nice to meet you. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you follow that Twitter. Yeah. Hold up. That’s how we say goodbye in Japan. Why no more wife? Are you You are young, dude. Uh divorce, bro. Divorce done. I’m done with the nagging. She always when I’m streaming, she speaks so much. She’s talking over me constantly. She’s always yaky yak yak yak. Ya is constantly talking over me. Ari, are you okay? Tell me over here. Is he asking the [Music] [Music] This is a lot. This is a lot for me to handle right now. And I’m not sure if I can do all of this and eat. I’m not sure if I can do all of this. Yeah. I had to cover up the two people that they they give me the receipts. So, it’s all in their play. What do you need the receipt for? So, they can pay you back. No, they’re not going to pay me back for that. I I don’t understand. Why did you pay for other people’s records? Because the credit card was in there and they thought it was the customer’s credit cards that were paying. So they need to refund you then. I I just just disputed with my credit card company. Hey, are you ser? [Music] Hello. Yeah. Yeah, it’s me. It’s Miracle. Oh, really? Yeah. Nice to meet you. Oh, nice to meet you. Wow. Finally. Yeah, finally we meet. Oh my god. Yeah. I say stupid [ __ ] on stream all the time. Yeah, I know. Hello guys. Oh my god. Yeah, that’s measan. I didn’t even notice because of your mask. I know. I’m having it at the Buddha right now. Yeah. Holy crap. Oh, that’s so crazy. Wait, how did you notice me? Uh because you are obviously streaming and I’m like, “Oh, Twitch streamer. Okay. Okay.” Nah, you noticed because there’s no one this big in Japan. No, no, really. Like, oh, like I was with my friend. I was with my friend and like, “Oh, she’s streaming.” I like, “He’s streaming. Let’s talk to him.” And, “Oh, isn’t that cash?” Okay. I’m surprised you knew. Yeah. Happy holiday. Yeah, this just came in from IKEA. toilet. Why? Why? You want to get They’re going to They’re going to kick us out if I You want to like Yeah. I don’t think they would kick us out, but if I vaped right here, they kick us out for sure. Let me say thank you. Danger, danger, danger, danger. Earthquake detected. Earthquake detected. Evacuate now. Evacuate now. Evacuate as directed. Evacuate as directed. Danger. Danger. Earthquake detected. Earthquake detected. Just a hint of love. [Music] the love. Yeah. Yeah. [Music] Okay. Okay. Here, I’ll hold this. Oh. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It’s heavy. It’s heavy. I I got it. I’ll roll it. I’ll roll it. Thank you. [Music] Any cash? Say hi to Peach and Tyler for meeting. Is that Colleen? No, no, no, it’s not. Is that it? Ellie. Ellie. Who? Ellie? Yeah. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Oh, care. Yeah. Careful. She goes right. L. Yes. Don’t fall. L was the one that L. Hi, L. How are you? [Music] Oh, and Colleen is here. Oh, Colleen is here. Colleen, what do we have? Have customer come in here. Take a picture. Picture. Okay. Picture. Yeah. Picture. It’s It’s not movie. It’s not movie. It’s pictures. 60 pictures a second. [ __ ] idiot. So, this guy tried to U-turn in front of the taxi that I was in and then Wow. happened, huh? I guess I’m going to get paid again. Even though I don’t want anything. I just want to get this all. See, and she thought I was from Singapore. Singaporean. Wow. Amazing. No, he he dropped his cell phone and I’m worried about his Yeah, but it’s not your friend, right? I’m sorry. Why are you upset at me? I don’t know. Because I mean the guys don’t know you’re filming him, right? Yeah, but it’s probably Wait, the the guy? Yeah. Damn it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come with me. I’ll watch it. I’ll watch it. Hey. Hey. Just just just just chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. It’s okay. Are you guys okay? Yeah. Okay. Oh [ __ ] It’s not raining that much, uh, Jordy. So, we’re on our way to go to the Samsung store and Oh, my pleasure. That was scary. Dude, I thought that kid was going to get ran over. Okay. Hi. Where are you streaming from, honey? You get permission to come here? Sorry. I can’t speak English. You speak Japanese. You speak wonderful. Look at your pecs. You’re wonderful. Oh my god. Where are you from? China. You’re from China. We’re in China. Do you get permission to stream here? Yeah. Japanese. Okay. Japanese. Should learn English. It’s a good language. Beautiful. Oh. you know, Israel, Jewish, keep your eyes peeled. It’s a very uh kosher area. To the Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh. It’s two men. This is two men. Two men. Two men. Yeah. Yeah. Two men. It’s [ __ ] dog. It’s two men. [Music] Thank you, Dudas. Oh, you’re about to see some [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] [Music] Youed me. The [ __ ] What happened? Why did I get blessed with those kinds of jeans? [ __ ] dude. I got to [ __ ] them and stuff. Aren’t Jewish people hairy? You’re doing it. Sorry. Is that rude? Oh, perhaps. But it doesn’t matter if they’re homeless or not. Have a place to live. could also be. Yeah, exactly. Lou, you know what it do. I ran into [ __ ] full speed. Oh, these [ __ ] chains are in my way. You can’t hear it. [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Thank you. Hi, D. [Music] Holy [ __ ] dude. What the [ __ ] I dropped my battery. Hey, man. Dude, I thought Dude, I just saw I just I just saw Japan. I’m I’m supposed to meet up with him right now, dude. I just dropped my [ __ ] battery. I thought a I used to get pulled over by the bike cops in Vegas. Oh, really? So, yeah. I just like remembered this LED and I was like yeah, dude, you scared the [ __ ] out of me, man. No, I did. [Music] made hungry apparently. Wait, no, it’s okay. It’s all good. What’s wrong with you? So, this is how you eat. Okay. Like, to be honest, it’s actually really good. It’s good, right? Like trolling aside. Yeah, it’s actually really good. So, I had different ramen, but it’s nothing like this. It’s really good. [Laughter] Walk on my work on getting punched. Okay. Okay. Okay, let’s get started. Let’s use it. Japani has been here like two or three times and he hasn’t used it on stream. You’re too tense. I’m freaking out. Okay. My boobs are just bouncing. Don’t worry. Yeah, I guess it’s your chat. If it was my chat, they’d be like, “Yeah, mine are I probably have bigger boobs.” So, don’t they all get turned on all the time? They’re used to massage. I have hole, guys. I can’t relax. It’s weird. And as a token of my appreciation, I’d like to show you just a back massage. Okay. Hello. Nice to meet you. It take a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I must I explained. Yeah. I I have to though. No. I I have to go if I cannot I won’t show anyone’s face though. Yeah. I I have to go in that case. Yeah. Inside the baby. She’s saying I cannot take a No. Take a movie. No. No problem. It’s It’s says no. No, you just say don’t take a movie. Oh, I I have to. It’s my job. I’m not allowed to I’m not allowed to go out. Yeah. I can Yeah. Yeah. I can come back later though. Like I said in 2 hour. Yeah. No, you take now. You take a movie now. No, no, it’s cut right now, but I have to show it. It’s my job. Oh, you show your job. I I told her I can come back in. No, you can’t decide. You taking a movie? No, no, it’s not live right now, but I can come back in 2 hours without movie. I told her show everybody, you know, tourists. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you for coming. Ow. Oh, you too. What’s got some of this? I got almost killed by the elevator. Oh, someone clipped it. You know what it I ran into [ __ ] full speed. Oh, these [ __ ] chains are in my way. Oh, these [ __ ] chains are Oh, these [ __ ] chains are in my way, dude. [ __ ] Oh, my legs. My legs. [ __ ] chains are my funny. Really? Oh my god. Oh my god. He’s my He’s my family though. But Oh my god. You went freaky mode on him. He’s traumatized for life. Oh my god. You freaky guy. It’s him. It’s him. You freaky guy. I’m sorry. I thought I’m drunk. I’m drunk though. I’m drunk though. They thought it was Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was the other day. Oh, what the [ __ ] happened? You were about you. Not I would say you were just they were dude. No, no, no, no, no, no. Your community is garbage. It’s okay. It’s okay. [Music] No, that’s Yeah, that’s the fastest upload we’ve seen today. 6700 upload. That’s probably the most stable speed I’ve gotten today on this, right? [ __ ] $60 a month for this 10 gig up down 1.86 millisecond. Let’s see what we get on Oh, this is a fast download this time. Yeah, I I know. It’s all right, though. It’s Twitch. Like, it’s all good. I know everyone’s got their own unique experience with certain circumstances and this is my unique circumstance with unique circumstances and uh luckily there’s going to be a professional helping me because if I went on Google and self diagnosed I probably wouldn’t have got an Oh Yeah. Oh, I was getting the same error with uh Poliwali. Poliwali. Yeah, I seen your message, Max. I know who she is. [ __ ] her. Leila, right? Yeah. Leila. Who? The girl. Do Do you see him on like Tik Tok? Yuki. Huh? Yuki? No. Yuki? Leila, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where’s Darby? Everyone knows her. Wait, are you serious? For real? Like 100% real like Yeah. So this Good. Oh yeah. Yeah. Some of this [Music] Diaper uppercut. Diaper. Diaper uppercut. Do you like it? No way. It was [ __ ] hilarious. Diaper flavor. Bro, I may have gotten Street Fighter 4, so I get it. I get it. He’ll go off. Flame diaper flame. You ever play Street Fighter? No, of course I have. That’s why I’m having my ass on. Come on, Edamon. Come on, Edmon. Edon, come on. Come on, Edon. Edamon, Cammy, and Tuni. What about you? Me? Yeah. Alex, I like Sakura. And I like you and I like the guy. Yeah. Wait, go off. Dude, you made me laugh so hard. Diaper. Diaper. Diaper. Dude, I can’t even I can’t even Sniper operation. [Laughter] Oh my god. Can I pitch everyone? Yeah. I just Hi, my name is Yuma Card Asian [ __ ] You’re a what? My name is Yuma. Yuma Kardian. Yum. Yuma. Yum. Cardasian. Casian. Cardasian. Kardashian without a h. Casian. Kardashian without a h. I’m Asian. I’m an Asian. Right. Oh, I’m a Java Jew. 12. You got 50,000 people watching right now. support 50,000 people. Hi everyone. 50,000 people. Follow my Instagram without hate. So you get super [Music] me No, I don’t know who they are. Yeah, let me know what’s good, dude. Jonathan, hit me up whenever you want. [Laughter] What is your name? Where are you from? Uh I’m Chucky. Chucky. Chucky. Oh, your friends are calling you. Yeah. Uh you okay? Yeah. So her name is Chucky. They said that you guys are going. Bye-bye. Be careful. Okay. I love you. Love you, too. Good night. Be safe. Bye-bye. [Music] Thank you. Whoa. Be careful, plant. That’s your That’s your area. That’s your area. You’re closer to it. Yeah. Yeah. Come here. Whoa, dude. What? How big is this one? get laid. There’s a lot of desperate guys out there. You just got to go to the right places. So, I’ve heard. I don’t know. I wouldn’t know. But I would imagine even if you don’t fit the traditional beauty standard, you could still get laid. There’s always a guy desperate enough. Yeah. Maybe one would have to go all the way to the middle of nowhere where they don’t have any where there are no females. Now, there’s there’s some there’s there’s some weird things that happen in Japan that are very unfair towards females that are like 30 years the laws are 30 years old. They need to change them. Vicvy Vichi. What is that even? That’s Romeish. Ro Rome. Vic Vidy Vichi. What does that mean? Vicy Vichy. H Vic Vichi. Capser Hotel. Japanese. Perfect. The size small Japanese wife two units $5 million caps hotel anime that’s coming out next year. She didn’t hear that [ __ ] from me. Okay. 2077. Take care, man. Yeah. Take it easy. Take it easy. Yo, that one there was a violation. Personally, I wouldn’t have it. And if you do, just have it in the GC. Yo, what’s up, dog? What’s up? Oh, no, no, no. This is a Twitchy Twitchy. I do Tik Tok as well. I have uh you know five a million god. See, now she’s in there. I say I have 5 million spam dicks, too. It’ be funny. Okay. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] No, that one. Oh, yeah. That one. [Music] J-pop, let’s go. This is some funny [ __ ] [Music] All right. Heat. We’re good. We’re live. It was fast. It’s cuz I got here early. Heat up here. What’s up the X? How you doing? God damn it. It was painless but [ __ ] weird now. Maybe I should I should have just walked just okay so far when Oh yeah, you do. I’m already doing the thing game developer. You prefer Shaguya Shinjuku Night? It depends. There’s a reason why I live where I live where I live and I’ll continue to rent where I live. It’s [ __ ] convenient. Like both are cool. Just one There are times where one’s better than the other. Also, there are times where one’s significantly better than the other during certain seasons. I feel like I’ll probably once the temperature’s a little bit more reasonable, I’ll start heading over to um I’ll start heading over to Shibuya more often just like Shibuya station area cuz I don’t I’m not going to drink unless of course I begin to drink. I live in Hatsai, like right near um right near Yoy Yogi. If you know where Hatsai is, I’m equidistant between Kabukicho and uh Shin Shibuya station. Does that make sense? So, I could technically walk to either in about 40 minutes. It takes like what 10 minutes on the line to get to either place. Heat. Heat. If they want a good night life to get drunk, are they more club people or are they more hole in the wall? If they’re more hole in the wall like more traditional Japanese, then Kabukito is going to trump. It’s going to trump. In my opinion, it will trump Shabuya almost every single time. But it’s not like Shabuya is lacking in that area either, the Shabuya station area. But yeah, if they’re into that more traditional, you know what I mean, then Shinjuku is better. If they’re into the new clubbing scene, then Shibuya is arguably better. A lot better. Dude, when is this [ __ ] I’m I’m looking at the time table so I can take the carriage back. [ __ ] Well, at least there’s no rush hour. Is it going to rain? You can come say hi if you feel like it. Um, I don’t consider it sniping. Uh, if people want to just hang out and stuff, though, I’ll probably be live obviously. Heat. Heat. I don’t think Thanks for watching. What are you thinking? window [Music] without Heat. Heat. What in the [ __ ] is this schedule? Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Okay. Heat. Heat. Let’s go. Man, this area is like [ __ ] Alabama. Oh [ __ ] a free selfie stick. She puts you 1408. What the [ __ ] is this? 136. So it’s not 1339 go from Omachan Namachi station to Tobutsi at 350 1356 and walk 3 minutes five [ __ ] stops on bus go to Nishiguchi walk four minutes station from 14 what the [ __ ] is This what the [ __ ] is there? No shanun [ __ ] What? One time I watch 197 159 Yeah. Dude, I have no idea where the [ __ ] There’s a Costco out here. [Music] Is she got [ __ ] What the [ __ ] [Music] Dude, this is I feel like this is an area where people [ __ ] their cousins. I think people [ __ ] their cousins out here. kill you. [Music] 15 and 59, dude. People are [ __ ] their cousins out here, man. They got bit on my right ass cheek. Why did that guy sit next to me? [ __ ] Is she? What the [ __ ] Screw the crap. What’s up, L? How you been, man? I’m in a [ __ ] place where people are [ __ ] their cousins. Give me a [ __ ] map, dude. What the [ __ ] Let me show you. Wayne, how you been, man? Dude, me and a buddy were watching that um some crazy big ass mansions in in Canada are apparently like the ground is unstable. Hold up. I [ __ ] missed it. Good. Um dude, people are [ __ ] their cousins out here and don’t know how to They’re air dropping you in my Rambo. I don’t want to Are they hot? No, no, no, no, no. There’s like a [ __ ] man. I wish I remember the area. It was all over YouTube. Um, but anyways, my buddy was showing and I generally don’t watch live streams as you know, I just don’t have the time lately. Um, like these million-dollar properties, right? Where was it? But apparently like the whole area is destabilized. People still have to pay out their mortgages on these beautiful homes that are overlooking a lake. Um, it’s not the whole government. Like I get there’s always the the whole government thing, but um I got this cousin [ __ ] station, dude. And uh anyways, it turns out they have to still pay out all the all the mortgages and [ __ ] and that sucks. Or at least that’s what I thought. 197. Am I here right now? [ __ ] It says I got to walk 8 minutes. 15. What the [ __ ] is this cousin [ __ ] [ __ ] man? 1515. It’s 1308. What the [ __ ] Why would I go that way, dude? It’s 13. This three hour. Why would I wait 3 hours for What the [ __ ] It’s It’s dark. It’s dark. People be [ __ ] good cousins out here. It’s crazy how you go to an area of Japan and there are people that are probably 500 years old still out there [ __ ] their cousin. How was your stream today? By the way, I haven’t seen you do any IRL. I don’t like lurk people just to lurk people. But are your hire your family? Please stand clear of the closing doors. Damn, this is going to rain. What the [ __ ] First floor. No, no, no, no. They’re not doing that out here. That’s in the city. They’re converting the train stations to be able to withstand a nuclear apocalypse. or I don’t know about a apocalypse, but like they’re trying to convert the deep train stations to be able to supplement the whole Tokyo metropolitan areas population in the event there’s a nuclear, you know, catastrophe. Let me take a peep real quick. [Music] I’m going to show you guys something funny in a second. Hold up. [Applause] [Applause] Okay. Look look look look look. Watch this. They’re trying to mimic Tokyo out here, but they just can’t. Um, Station SL exhibit SL SL Square. Okay, I’m going to show you pictures of that. So, in central Tokyo, there’s this, it’s called Shimbashi SL Square, right? There’s this big ass asshel little trains huge, right? Full full scale Shimashi station, right? And they tried to replicate that here. Let me show you what it looks like. So this that’s Tokyo, right? A lot of paper, a lot of money, a lot of people working hard. They were able to muster up this here. like they tried to copy it, but it just didn’t have the same budget. This is just just not enough budget. [ __ ] look at the difference. This is Tokyo. Central Tokyo. This is uh not Tokyo. [ __ ] Looks like a lot of poverty. I’ll go out the Tojugi station. We can [ __ ] around in Toigi and then we’ll take one of the nice trains. Nice. Nice express back. But I can’t. It’s so hot and humid out here. Turn on. It says it’s not going to rain. What the [ __ ] Wait. [ __ ] iPhone, dude. I’m so sick of this. Oh [ __ ] it is going to rain. Might as well stream out until tomorrow. Be 24°. Okay. Would you guys actually live out? There’s no way. If you live in like a nice city or whatever, if you live in Florida, even if you’re in Canada, like even if you’re in an area where people are [ __ ] each other, like [ __ ] their cousins and like [ __ ] their moms and stuff, like their stepmoms. Actually, I take that back because I think a lot of people daydream about [ __ ] their hot stepmom or whatever. I think that’s pretty popular. I I’d [ __ ] a stepmom if she was hot. But like, why why would anyone Why would you live here? Would you guys [ __ ] live out here? You procreate with the 400year-old vampires. I don’t like talking [ __ ] about these cities. Like, these are probably all friendly folk, but like That’s what I’m going to do. I should take advant like a little bit because this area the property value is high because there’s a big ass hospital, right? Super high tech [ __ ] state-of-the-art hospital right down the street. So, the property value in this area is somewhat high. But like if you go out a little bit and pick up some of those [ __ ] properties, the akias, the the ones where people forfeited their property because they didn’t want to pay out the mortgages on their inheritance. Like it’s just cheaper to get rid of the property, right? You you have a one-time opportunity to get rid of your your parents uh asset like you know mortgage for example. So, pick one of the tiniest properties up that has a bunch of parkings, like just dirt road or whatever, set it up where I can rent that [ __ ] out to people, so they can register their cars up here for cheap. Basically, exploit the poor. Well, it’s not poor, but like the the less fortunate areas of Japan for the people that live in central Tokyo, but don’t want to park their car 2 kilometers within the the area that they live. So, they register their cars at an address out here for like 150 bucks a month using my service. Even if it’s a hundred bucks a month. Let’s say I get 10 properties. Each property, let’s say could park five cars. So that’s 500 bucks a month. 10 properties at 500 bucks a month. That’s $5,000 basically. No maintenance required, right? Because it’s just address. No one’s going to live there. I’d own the property. It would cover the property tax. and expand. So at 5,000 that’s at 10 properties at five per if they get booked. It doesn’t matter it gets booked or not booked. The property tax basically zero here. It probably pay you to live out here in order to have Japanese people register businesses out here. So expand it to like 20 properties. It’s 10 grand a month. [Music] 61° out. That sounds nice. [Music] You know, I’ve been to Wisconsin before, but not under the pretense that people might expect. Oh, I’m sorry, not W. I’ve been to Wyoming. I’ve never been to Wisconsin. I [ __ ] confused Wisconsin for Wyoming. My bad. I’ve never been to Wisconsin. [ __ ] cheese. You didn’t find three toenails in Indian curry, dude. It was probably chips or something. You lying. Why would you order from an Indian curry restaurant where there’s [ __ ] toenails? It’s [ __ ] disgusting. What if there’s AIDS on those toenails and you eat it? It’s disgusting. There’s something wrong with you to even begin ordering from a restaurant that would even have a toenail. And you’re talking about three toenails. It’s [ __ ] crazy and disgusting. I don’t understand why those street vendors don’t put gloves on. Like, they wouldn’t catch so much flack if they would just wear some [ __ ] gloves. Gloves don’t cost that much money. I check, too. Like in India they have cheap gloves. You know the poverty ones that make it look like you’re the Michelin man. If they wore some [ __ ] gloves they wouldn’t like people wouldn’t care. People, oh yeah, there’s flies. It’s humid. There’s flies flying around their drinks and [ __ ] Like no one would give a [ __ ] I love curry. By the way, my favorite dish in the world’s a [ __ ] Indian butter chicken curry made by Indian people with gloves in Japan. But every time every time I see every time Holy [ __ ] dude. What the [ __ ] is that sound, man? I can’t even think. Sorry. [Applause] Sounds like [ __ ] people [ __ ] their cousins. It’s disgusting. Why does this thing keep telling me to go to Ishibashi 3 358? I’m just going to take this It crashed off. [Applause] [Music] What the [ __ ] man? Damn. We can make it to by We can make it back in Tokyo by 3:25 if I Oh no, I’m too late. I I’m not going to make it in four minutes. Damn. Going by taxi would take three hours. Anywhere from two hours and 10 minutes to three hours and 40 minutes. [ __ ] that. Yeah, that sucks with the That’s Would you guys live out here if you got paid money? Like if someone said, “We’ll give you $1,000 a $2,000 a month to live out here.” Would you live out here? Would you [ __ ] the females out here? But you got to remember they’re like 3 400 years old minimum. None of the none of that. What’s up, Tara? How you doing, man? I hope you and your mother are doing well. I’m going to [ __ ] kill nobody. Nobody. Hey, it’s your birthday today. Are you serious? Happy birthday, bro. Happy birthday to you. Happy Chinese birthday to you. Happy birthday, surprise. Happy birthday to you. Happy wonderful birthday. Dude, I’m turning. It’s your birthday today. I’m turning 39. Catching up to your age. [Applause] Oh, September 9th. Okay. I’m September 13th, 86. [Applause] That doesn’t make you old. You’re 50 years old. You still got [ __ ] 30, 40, maybe even 50 years with the advent of new medical technologies. I wouldn’t worry about it. You’re not old. You know, we live in an era where the average person lives so long. Like the average lifespan maybe what 500 years ago, 400 years, 300 years ago, it’s like 30, 30, 40 years. You still got a whole goddamn life. 30 years old, right? I’m on the 13th. Yeah, I’m turning 39 on the 13th. Thron is close to Ya’s age, but Ya looks young because she got stem cells, stem cell treatment. And they keep, you know, I think if you get married to someone that’s older than you, if you keep if you keep them topped up with [ __ ] they’ll live longer. They’ll it it’s good. Like having that kind of skinship is very important. Keep it keeps your lady young. Have you thought about if you’re if you’re really thinking that throw, have you thought about putting it in a nursing home? I mean, you’re you’re a good son, obviously. Yeah, but you got to you got to think about your mental, you know, your mental state as well. I know. I I get it, man. Maybe it could be somewhere super close to where you live. You could go see her every day. I’m just What other reasonable like you’re always talking about it so I figured maybe you already thought about it and sorry I brought it up but no but they have they have places where they allow you to have cats cats dogs service animals or whatever you call it have grandpa in a block away she went I see. Do you have the button and everything in your place where you know the I fallen and I can’t get up? I know it’s a meme, but like it’s real. Can she click a button in the event she trip? What’s up even? Does she have the ability to like click a button and get it? It calls 911. I see. I see. Yeah, assist living is not bad. They also have like gated communities. Maybe it’s good. They’re expensive though, I’ve heard. They can be expensive. You’re good. What you been up to, B? You haven’t even thought about it. You’re a good kid, man. Well, when I say kid, like you’re you’re good, son. I don’t think I’d be able to do it either. [Applause] No, no, no. It’s just like a but it’s like a It’s a button. So what they do is they go into your house and they place like these square buttons that you click. So if you’ve fallen at the stairs like there’s there’s a button at the bottom. Like even my grandma had it and you know she had cancer and stuff. She could push a button and would call the cops or like call some you know security guard or whatever to come out come over and check on her. No, I understand that. Good son. You’re a good son. No doubt about it. You might you still got to look after your mental as well. Find the balance. If you’re okay with it, you’re okay with it. You’re a really good son either way. She’s healthy physically, mentally. Now, how about you? How are you feeling? You okay with it? I know it’s tough, but like can you because could you keep doing this for potentially another 30 years? You got to watch out for your mental as well. And that’s what your mom would want. I think your health is Yeah, you got to start considering alternative. You’re good mentally. What do you have physically wrong? You’re only 50 years old. You have physical issues. alcohol. What’s What’s the problems you’re having? Something pissed. Oh, let me put the [ __ ] latency down. I know the lane I can I can tell the latency is like 5 seconds or more. Here, one second. One second. One second. Let me let me turn down the latency for you guys. This is crazy. I just noticed I had it on 5 seconds. Where where are you from? Chinese. You Chinese? Where in China? Where? Where? Where? Dooo, China. Tohoku. Tohoku, China. That sounds Japanese, honey. Snow. I’m sorry. No. Snow. Snow. Snow. Oh my god. Wait. Is this your friend? Snow. Snow. Snow. We should be coming back on here in a moment. All right, there we go. Yeah. So, what what is that? Super what does that mean? Hedran titus super. What is that? No, I think he’s kind of wealthy. I don’t know. He comes from family of mean. Probably is not allegible to get money from the government. Would you a serious question, would you guys live out here if someone paid you to live out here, man? You know, a city is not doing well when the gates are [ __ ] Look at this gate, dude. This gate is like 6,000 years old. Comes with a note area, pomearia, not so much about it. Sorry to hear that. You got to figure it out for your sake as well, though. I know you don’t you want to I know you want to take care of your mom, your good [ __ ] son. And I’m younger than you, but doesn’t matter after a certain age, right? [ __ ] age doesn’t matter after you’re like 25, 30 in my opinion. We’re one and the same. But you got to look out for yourself as well. And I think your mom would want that. She’s suffering from dementia. It’s at that point where she might not know her situation. But what happens if you don’t take care of your mental and you croak before her? What’s she going to do in that case? Maybe, you know, these are some things that you got to start considering. Oh, wow. You’ve had two surgeries to cut on the skinraph. But that’s that’s what I’m thinking. Like you’re taking care of your mom, right? And you don’t want her to go to nursing home or assisted living, but you’re unhealth. Well, you’re mentally all right, you’re saying, which is good, but you got to take some time to fix your physical, right? You need surgery, whatever. You got to heal. You need time for yourself. What happens in that case where you can’t, you know, you can’t, you just physically, you’re too sick to take care of her and you croak and she’s got to do everything on her own. That’s not cool either. Try to find out the balance. I’m a little worried about that. Well, I don’t think she would die. Obviously people government would take care of her but you got to I don’t want that to happen is what I’m saying. You got to take care of yourself. I want you to live a long life. [Music] What do you want to know about me to do probate court to get uh What’s probate court? What is that? How much could it go? You don’t have any brothers or sisters or anything? I have other family members. All right. Let’s say you’re only show. You don’t got like aunts, cousins, uncles, brothers from other mothers and someone who could help you or maybe How long has a place spoken for? You got to figure out your physical capabilities, you know. Yeah, that’s something that I was thinking about. I didn’t want to say it though. Does she have power of attorney? What do you mean she should you got to go talk to a lawyer and that changes things if she’s mentally incapable? That’s why it goes into probate. So you’re her direct successor, right? like you you live with her, you care for her, you have power of attorney to talk to a lawyer. I’m sure that that would be They say you got to go through some court procedure. Oh, yesterday. Wow. They said you got to go to court and stuff. Can you retype that real quick? 92387. Thanks for the prime sub. I appreciate the five months. Gotcha. Let’s go. So, right now the the doctors that you’re speaking to, they don’t know what’s really going on with your health either, right? Makes sense. Your grandparents still alive? I I assume maybe the doors on the left side will open. If you’re Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not. Okay. So you know you could TTS you can pop out your mom is what brand microwave do I have? I think it’s a Toshiba. It’s like it’s like 10 years old. It still works perfectly well. Made in Japan. Yeah. Throwing. Get that [ __ ] all sorted. I’m sure you already know. You don’t got me to tell you. You still drinking a bit here and there. It’s got perfect. Yeah. Yeah. I I get you. I know your typing is a little bit. [Music] So when you get back 33 One second. She Cather most the thing that I’m most worried about is your health right now. I love you too, bro. Please take care of your body. Please, you know, you got to look out for yourself. You know, you already know that, I’m sure. 135 touching the station. 1355 135 my location. I got shoot [Music] [Music] We will soon arrive at TN3. The doors on the right side are open. 54 54. Okay, we’re good. We’re good. We’re good. Okay, we’re good. What’s up, empty? Yeah, enjoy. Which movie are you watching, dude? If you want some help with that drinking stuff, I’ve been sober for over 4 months now. If you want to if you want to quit with me, I’m happy to help out. Just join have a micro. What the [ __ ] are people asking me about this microwave [ __ ] fam? Is there some meme going on with the microwave? Microwave. The next station is DN 32. Hey guys, heat. Heat. Heat. Dude, people don’t like this new iPhone. What the [ __ ] Look at this microwave [ __ ] dude. What the [ __ ] Now what I want to know is up with this microwave [ __ ] Let me see. It’s got a microwave. Microwave. It’s a I think it’s a Toshiba. Why are people meeting me about microwaves? Do and mastering your microwave. Oh, it’s sharp. So he had a shark before Sharp got bought out by China number one Instagram. The doors on the left side will open. Just wait for me to get home. You’ll be able to see it. [ __ ] microwave. When I move my back right here, I can feel the tear. Like it’s like a tearing burning feeling. [ __ ] hurts. But just like if I don’t move, that’s why you can see me kind of not moving my It hurts a little bit. I think they did an all right job. But somewhere I hit a nerve. It [ __ ] hurts. Try not to think about it. It’s a shark from like 10 years ago. Once I get back, you can see it. It’s a 1500 watt [ __ ] Put your penis in there. It sucks your dick. [ __ ] microwave. It’s not a tushy, but it’s a shark. I think my rice cooker is tushy. [Music] It’s fine. It’s going away little by little. I got a prescription for a set of medicine. I’m going to go get that prescription filled. [Music] Speaking of which, [Music] Heat. Heat. Go back to the train. microwave. We will soon back in appropriate. Yeah, if it was full if it was full of a lot of people. Yeah. Be inappropriate. But I mean, I’m speaking silently, relatively silently, and there’s like almost no one on the train, so good. What are you talking about microwaves for in this world? [Music] [ __ ] microwave. Yeah, the poverty train. If I waited another 3 hours, I’d be able to get on the nice express like the one that I came on. What is a rich microwave? It’s a rich microwave. Microwave. A rich microwave. All these people coming in here about microwaves. There’s got to be some meme I have no idea about. This is the last stop of this train. This is a little painful, but it is what it is. Trying not to think about it. I’m trying to think about these microwaves now. Any fun plans for the big three night. Hang out with my kid, hang out with my wife. You said Instagram. Now it’s Tik Tok. the curve plastic panel TV. No, it’s all brand new equipment. This the only place they can do this procedure, which is a pain in the ass. I can’t wait to get into KO, but they need the infrastructure and staffing for it. So, it could be next month, it could be next year, I don’t know. But I already donated money. Thanks. 10 years old. It’s a sharp micro. This is the last stop of this train. Passengers changing to the line. Please transfer. What does this mean? Thank you for using the line. Welcome back here. Cross over. [Music] Wow. Wow. Wow. King in the castle. King in the castle. No joke. If you’re into microwaves, really take a bunch of American sliced cheese, American cheese, and just take out the thing that rotates and then place it. nine slices, right, of a square and then you can you can actually see where the microwave will heat up. It’s 2.45 GHz, right? So, every I think it’s every like 2.45 in there should be like a hot spot in the microw like on the cheese if you’ve ever been interested. So the microwaves and 5G radio waves were completely different frequency. What’s up man? Anybody keep your Wi-Fi connected on my 5G microwave group that keeps your Wi-Fi connected? They usually have too much time at work. You know the average Even with all the overtime in Japan, well, Korea is really bad at that. The average Korean will work over 2,000 hours a year. You know, the average American works more hours per year than the average Japanese cuz we have so many uh day, you know, holidays. Go look it up. The average American works about 1,80 hours a year. Average Japanese works about 1,650 hours a year. air fryers. I don’t think I’ve ever used air fryer, but it’s a cool it’s a pretty good technology. One second. [ __ ] it all. We will soon go to Kuryashi and then transfer from Shaan Shin. That works. I’ll take first class from there. Man, that’s [Applause] [Music] like an air fryer. You [ __ ] controlling hardcore. Do I do I look like a vegan? Pretty much. [Applause] Use it. Use it. Use it. video. I don’t know who the [ __ ] this guy is talking to. Yeah, you Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. That’s right. Just now Arsenal. She got it. [ __ ] idiot guy. [ __ ] crazy. He just said that his brain is bad. He kept he stared at me and kept saying use I basically got like mild surgery on my back. So of course if like a lady or something came back stand up deal with it. He was being a disturbance. As soon as he came in was grumbling about something after he saw my scars. obviously. Oh, I know. I can’t see the starship. I guess that’s what actually cultivates [Music] and stuff. Holy [ __ ] [Music] This guy’s kicking the [ __ ] [Music] He’s kicking the door. Oh [ __ ] he’s drunk. Oh yeah, this is this drunk guy [ __ ] kicking the door. That’s fine. You’re not shadow pen. I can see your messages. If you’re evading pan, it could be that like your messages aren’t popping up in the chat line on the screen. kicking the door. We will soon. I didn’t ban you, but if you got banned in the past, I don’t usually ban people, but if you did, that could be the reason. Is there staff up on train? I don’t know. This just these people out in this in this area, dude, they’re [ __ ] crazy. And now there’s someone that wanted to sit in the priority seating. He’s drinking on the [ __ ] He’s drinking alcohol. Oh yeah. Can’t do anything about that. He’s He’s drinking a [ __ ] He’s drinking alcohol in the He’s got a tall boy on the train. Wonk is a skunk starting [ __ ] There was two girls like like a lady and a girl that sat down in the priority seat away from him. Zero. You’re good, man. If you get a prime, I’ll take it. But don’t worry about it. That guy was a boy. Is Confucious in Japan? I I mean, there’s translations just like anywhere else. The guy’s a piece of [ __ ] [Music] It’s 2 p.m. This [ __ ] is drinking alcohol on the train. Even I have the dignity not to live, you know, the common decency not to do that. What a [ __ ] [ __ ] That’s why I don’t want to live out in the middle of nowhere in Japan. People are [ __ ] their cousin. like microwaves. Queso Taco drinking a [ __ ] 9% in the middle of the day. He’s not even drinking a beer. He’s drinking a 9% in one. Don’t be there. I think start shifting. [Music] Is he a moni? Is this sufficient guy? Does he come up as monitor? I’m not telling you to do anything. I’m just telling you. It should It should just say the monitor. Don’t click anything. Don’t change anything. Just wondering if you can monitor. He probably does. If he does, that’s the reason why his messages all pop up in the chat. It’s basically window. Don’t think so. I don’t know. I just think you’re wrong. You’re good, man. I don’t know why your messages aren’t popping up though. Usually I mean cuz your monitoring, but it doesn’t look like you are. Um, I got weighed and the doctor it was it was yawn between 119 and 122. So, I’ve lost more weight since last night. It wasn’t an accurate scale. So, I probably lost 3 kilos minimum. creator today. He’d be the happiest person on the train about who cares if he’s a troll. He came in with a bunch of people. He’s probably in a Discord with them talking about microwaves. I’m genuinely curious if there’s some kind of meme going on about microwaves. [Music] We will soon arrive at TN. The doors on the right side will open. [Music] [Applause] Thanks for the 41 months. What is 41 months? Where’s she? [Music] The next station yeah if I sh it’s going to be long so I just click somewhere else [Music] My [ __ ] back. They’re like halfway. So, just click and watch another stream or you could enjoy the scenery. I’m about to switch over to an express train at a couple stations, but neither am I that I have to go out to this hospital. I usually don’t stream this hospital trip. Do you like the heat? I don’t know. I’d be surprised if we were cracking 50 mph. It’s like 40 50 miles. No, I checked on the taxi. It’s 3 hours and 40 minutes on the taxi. You’re welcome to pay for it if you want to. [Music] We will soon arrive at TN7. 80 km an hour. No, but maybe 75 80. Yeah, that sounds right. [Music] Well, I can either take this and it takes 2 hours and 46 minutes or I can take taxi and it’s 3 hours and 40 cuz it’ll get we’ll get hit with rush hour. Fore! Foreign! Foreign! [Music] Is his messages not getting is his messages or are his messages really not popping up in the the chat box on the screen. This is a local Fore! Foreign! Foreign! We will soon. No, we’re on the way back to Tokyo. I got my direction. I think he had I think he banavating or something cuz he was saying that his messages weren’t popping up in chat which generally IP banned. [Music] I don’t know why Twitch would ban him unless like someone had to report. He wasn’t saying anything toxic. Maybe spam. No, this is the only one in Japan that can do it. No, technically there are other hospitals that can do this procedure, but it would be really really painful and I would probably be bedridden for a few days after doing the procedure. I’ve had to do that a couple of times. Not worth Dude, there’s only there are only two cars that can outrun a base Corvette, not even Z6. This article is [ __ ] They listed the Acura NSX. It’s no longer made. And I assume the GTR, which is no longer made, like the NSX Type S, the new version. This isn’t an AI AI article. At least it doesn’t sound like it. I can put it in Discord if you want to see it. GT or NISMO which is finished production. Maybe it is a uh it doesn’t sound like it looks pretty good. No, I’m talking we’re talking about Japanese cars. Just a simple one. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] We will soon arrive at The end. The doors on the left side will open. [Music] See next time 1443 [Music] That’s a way. It’s just an article. It’s an article about there are two Japanese cars that can beat the Corvette base. Like not even Not even 06. The next station is passing to the dear line for Please remember. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] There we go. This is the train speed. Ingenious was probably right on the money with this. I think it said 80 is 7580. It doesn’t run that fast. I think the express that we were riding on earlier will go 120 km an hour. Oh, 140 on some stretches. the spaceship. It’s not super fast. Like not even 100 miles an hour, right? This is a local might look faster because it’s a heavy ass train. This is Heat. Heat. It’s not a ski locomotive. It’s just a electric electric train. No children. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. I got to get the first question. We first left. We will soon arrive at TN4. The doors on the right side are passengers changing to the line for please transfer at this station. Alcohol in this game. [Music] [Music] Yeah, he’s just saying a bunch of [ __ ] Let’s time them out. I guess some nonsense. Do I find myself dehydrating constantly on a Zeic? No, not really. [Music] [Music] I do as do people have those kinds of side effects here. I got it. That’s a little bit better than it was earlier. literally did pretty good job. It just hurts and hurts. Are you working out at all? Are you walking a lot? You’re ready. Thank you. [Music] Hi. [Music] [Music] Hey, I will [Music] Come on. [Applause] [Music] Sorry, Judith. Be careful. Mother Zushi. Okay, we’re on the right track. Yay. One more push. Two to five hours swimming per day. Do you walk around a bunch as well? Two to five hours swimming. I guess you got to drink a lot of water then. How much do you weigh right now? I mean like honestly I wouldn’t ask me either. I’m not a doctor. I don’t want to give you like the wrong regimen or advice. James Mac, what did you mean by so it is here? I thought it was going to rain heavily. It’s not the case. Watch. If we get into Tokyo and then it just starts [ __ ] dumping piss piss rain all over the place. Yeah. Now we can take the from here. It’s the express. So then we go pick up Jean. Wait for Ya to get home. She’s going to go do her hormone thing. See, that’s what I wanted to ride, but it didn’t transact properly. I could have gotten a [ __ ] Oh, no. That’s not going towards Tokyo. It’s probably going to um Asaka or something or it’s not going towards where we need it to go. I feel a little bit better. Like I can still feel it, but yeah. See, they did a good job. You’re 418. That’s That’s what I started at a while back. So, actually, I was heavier than you. So, I naturally dropped 100 plus and then I gained a bunch back. It’ll help. Yeah. But tonight it’ll be in the 25. It’ll be 25 or so, which is nice. So, basically, I just got to stay up until going to the dentist’s office. That’s it. I got a dentist office at like 11:30 tomorrow, I think. Start at 47. So, potato. You’ve already lost quite a bit, huh? But talk to your doctor, not I’m not the best person. I don’t want to give you bad advice. Well, this has been pretty stalled for a while. No, I know it’s because of my active. Are you taking OMPic or anything? I’m just talking about naturally. How far are we from home? Uh, let me see. About an hour. Yeah, an hour. But at least we don’t have to take the [ __ ] [ __ ] train. These won’t This isn’t a particularly nice express train, but at least it’s a first class seat. Certified Goolagen. Googleen physician. A googigen for type two, but I’m still down 40 lbs. Have you spoken to your doctor about uh going on with Goi? That’s that’s a higher dosage. I don’t know. Again, that’s that’s the thing you got to tell your doctor. Or maybe you can put your munjaro. [Music] So, Marjaro works for type two as well, huh? She had your Yeah, I know. It’s It’s like It doesn’t work for everybody. Hopefully, the MARO works for her. And then I didn’t know the Mjaro also was for type two as well. God damn it, dude. I always do this on this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] train. [Music] has been has been Okay. juice started. There’s so much AI slop everywhere. I don’t know where the [ __ ] what what are the best search engines. There is a lot of AI slop. A lot. Smoke. I’ve never even heard of that. Holy sheep show. Is it new? They’re going to come up with so many different types. The only thing available to me in Japan right now is Fris Monero. Other than the wig goi, but the wig goi is working so well and my doctor’s like there’s no point in changing. When’s the last time you asked me? I have the Swedish. I’m starting to crash like mostly. That’s pretty cool. Yeah, if I taper on the if I taper on the leg or plateau or whatever, then I’ll be on about it’s been working so well. I didn’t watch it live, but I saw some clips. They’ll be over and they’ll be available for pre-order on my birthday. I’m keeping up. I got to consider when I’m going to stop the cigarettes. It was a hard time for me to just switch from cigarettes to vape. I should have quit with IO. No, I didn’t know that. Agreed. Uncle, right? You know, I know it comes with a new Isn’t it the A19 Pro? This A19 and then A19 Pro. I haven’t I haven’t seen any performance. Maybe there’s something I can look up real quick. I’ll probably end up buying it as I always cookie. The next station is Wait, there’s still sexy There’s no The next station official sticking on the six Never seen no surprise. Heat. Heat. How good is the um Why 819? Why not? Wait, what? I’m just watching Twitch. We’re trying to get back to Tokyo. I thought it’s the A18 in here. It’s going to go to the A19. We’re going to [Music] I’m surprised that iOS 26 all of a sudden, but 19 is just the next 18. Finally, two terabytes of storage I want. Oh no, they’re not using the same. They’re using the Snapdragon model. Which Snapdragon model are they using, man? I was kind of hoping it was going to be the C1X. It might be. No, it’s not. Sometimes they have that [ __ ] I think it’ll be an impressive trip though. The next Get out. I don’t understand why they’re comparing it to the e the iPhone 13. She open. The next station is the north. I know I know some I know how basic quantum computer computing works, but I’m not coming The dog was happy. What about what? What? What do you mean? My back’s been [ __ ] up since I was 19 years old. It’s the same one. Same one. This is This was for my back injections, not my weight stuff. What’s the narcolepsy awake thing? Thank you. How fast are we going? Did they sedate me? No. If I wanted to get sedation, I would have to I’d probably have to stay overnight. You know, they try to keep people away from it. I don’t know why. Well, maybe it’s so people don’t get addicted to stuff. You can’t elect to get sedated. It’s just they have to prep for it. That’s passionate about the next. There’s my speed. Now we can see the now we can see how fast we’re going. 11 sun. Wait, what? What? What are you saying? There’s 11 sons apparently. Oh, what the the fusion reactors. And just because they can get 100 million degrees centigrade in a taco mac or whatever the [ __ ] they’re called doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a sun. This is miles per hour, by the way. That’s 100 62 mph at 100 kph. I still have get up to what, like 105, which is pretty kph 62 kph at 100. I’m sorry, 62 mph at 100 kph. Right. So, I think it goes up to 120 km an hour on this line. The next station is right side. This train is slow, y’all. It’s impressive, though. There’s 15 cars and uh I think about what three three or 4 thousand people can ride this thing at once. It’s not fast. The express we were riding earlier was like that thing will go 160, which is like reasonably quick. Have you heard about the satellite that is a moon orbiting a planet called Miranda? Huh? No. 160 swift lead right slower and more expensive than driving fast. No, dude. I checked the [ __ ] taxi. It would have been a 3 hour 40m minute journey. This is 2 and 1/2 hours. It is 3 hours and 40 minutes to get to Shinjuku from where we were at. We’re really far out there. The next station is I said it’s really worth living outside Tokyo that fast. Wait, wait. If What’s the Wait, what? What do you mean? Is it really worth living outside Tokyo if you were that fast? There’s a lot of people. Most most people are commuting. I think the average commute time one way is like an hour and 40 minutes. That’s the average commute time for people that are working in central Tokyo. An hour and 45 minutes. One way people [ __ ] about LA traffic during rush hour are just crazy. So now the buildings are going to start getting bigger pretty soon here. Galvanized steel. No, no, listen. Listen, listen. So, there’s 38 million people in the greater metro right now with the tourists. There’s over 40 million or 41 million or something, right? So, if you really do the math on it, there’s about what 15 14 or 15 million people living in central Tokyo in an area smaller than the size of Singapore. Like significantly smaller than the size of Singapore. So, there’s a lot of [ __ ] people that are commuting during rush hour. It gets insane. Like LA traffic is a breeze. Not even in a big city. I think trying to carry three. No. No. Right now it’s not that many people cuz it’s not rush hour yet. Get a license. No, I’m straight. Once we move, I’ll I’ll probably end up having to get one, but again, for the time being, I’m good. The next station is JF24. They got [ __ ] orbits everywhere. And now they got drones. You can’t drive fast. Car culture is dead out here. Let me reiterate. It’s not dead, but you can’t go fast without really risk getting in trouble. And if you go 13 km an hour over the speed limit, which is like what, like 18 miles an hour, you lose your license, 18 m an hour can get you in jail. Back in the day when I was running my international driver’s license, it was always just a $1,000 fine thousand fine. $1,000 fine. Even if I was get if I got caught going like 5kph PH over $1,000 fine 100k PH over $1,000 fine didn’t matter. But now they’ll deport your ass on international driver’s license. Doesn’t matter either way. I mean I don’t have my uh I don’t have my American citizenship anymore. I forfeited it or what’s it called? I renounced it. I had to. I figured that Germans would be extremely punctual. That’s my image. They have road tracks and stuff. Not as many drag race like not as many drag racing tracks. As a matter of fact, I don’t know of any close by. I think they just use a Porsche portion of Fuji Speedways as a drag racing track. So, you could do zero, they call it zedon, right? 0 to 400 k or 0 to 400 m which is not exactly 1320 ft but yeah not a lot of 04 racing not getting license any excuse for not wanting to work um but you’re right I don’t want to work I’m quasi retired So, I’ll take that one. Lock and load. I’m not even moving. Why is it I think it’s just there’s a lot of people in the signal sh. Yeah, it’s 0 to 1,000 ft in the US now, right? For the top fuel dragsters. I think even the funny car is right. No, no, no. I mean, this is doing [ __ ] Apple collaborated with Donald with what? Oh, yeah. I want to see the Apple Watch [ __ ] Yeah. A while back because people were dying. If you want to see dra if you want to see the 10,000 horsepower uh top field dragsters still doing the official 400 m or the 1320 they do it in Qar in Qar they sell 20400 or 1320 Great. Going over 300 mph at the end of 1,000 ft is insane. Yes, there was a recent exhibition at the guitar racing club where a drag ran almost a full Oh, almost. Yeah, even in Qatar they’re 402 m and a/4 mile. Oh, that’s why they’re saying almost a quarter mile. Okay. 300 mph 11,000 horsepower. Yes. Another [Music] little Amazon package. 880 volt all electric dragster. But I still think that there’s no way an electric car is going to be ever as fast as a top fuel dragster. Just weight battery. Go to the car swap meetings they had once in a while. That’s pretty cool. Didn’t they have a jet car that went 400 miles or something? Like 400 miles an hour? That’s the actual fastest one, but it doesn’t it’s not a It wasn’t on nitromemethane. It was on jet fuel. The fastest quarter mile ever was recorded at 3.22 seconds at 42 42 mph by Sammy Miller in 1984 at the Xandford Netherlands. This incredible speed was achieved in a rocket oh rocket car not even jet car and surpasses the 3.5 mile the same year at Santa Pod Raceway in the UK dude 42 mph 402 mph at 3 and 3 and a/4 seconds or under 3 and 1/4 seconds we got shitty Oh, let me fix that real quick. Yeah, but the rocket cars are on another level. One second. Okay, let me fix this. Uh, or it’s going to go in just offline. Whatever. Let me let me give it some high resiliency. Oh my god. Oh my god. You ignore I don’t know. I speak a little bit little bit of Japanese. Little bit of Japanese. Which language is the better in English or Japanese? He is. They call me Maya because of you. Us. I don’t I don’t know. What? What does that mean? Us. Oh no. He is now touching my car. Doubt. We’re here. We’re on Udawa right now. So then over there. So three more stops. That’s nice. Yeah, it’s 15 cars for zushi. That’s this way. That’s crazy. But they do it. I forgot how many years ago they changed it to a,000 foot from a 1320 and it drastically saved lives. So this is this is Saitama central. This is where you would hear about people the Kurds or whatever the [ __ ] That’s an observatory and there’s a terrible place to have an observatory where it’s so humid. What was the year they changed it to a,000 foot? Yeah. It’s still insane how fast they are. 10,000 10,000 horsepower and it’s just a oh 2008 and they do it on a single gear right so there’s no gear shifting that’s insane and if you’ve ever seen a drag if you’ve ever seen a funny or a Topio Dragster, they’re using the tire and how much like they run them at a very low PSI or low pressure. So basically when they start spinning that changes the gear ratio over the course of the track as the tire spins faster and faster. So there’s no reason to have gears. That’s why when you hear there’s no it’s just if you’ve ever heard if you’ve ever heard a [ __ ] Nitro it’s so loud it’s insane. I think Topfield dragsters are the fastest accelerating vehicles in the world. Sand’s a rocket powered vehicle. We’re almost there. We can start seeing buildings are getting built up. It’s so cool seeing how big this f Oh, the key. The further we go in, the taller and taller the building’s getting, the more condensed, the more condensed they are. What’s going on there? I’m buying ice cream. I guess it’s reasonable to live out here. And by the way, Eddie, you remember the bartender, the Russian bartender? She lives in this area, I think. So, this is an express. It’s a bit more expensive than like a local train, but usually a local train is just an hour from Saitama to get to central Tokyo. On this, it’s half. It’s 30 minutes. So, you can just [ __ ] around on your cell phone or whatever. They changed this. No, no, I know, Whitey. But it’s not because it just killed one dragster driver. It was a lot more over the years. It’s surprising that only that many people died. Like there was a lot of precautions being implemented. But if you want to see a true 1320 or 402 m 1320 foot, which is a true quarter mile, they do it in Qatar. They still do it to this day in Qatar if I’m not mistaken. And we’re in Tokyo. That’s a super fast train go between Tokyo and Kyoto. Are you talking about the linear the mag levatu? Usually the engine blows up and catch everything on fire. Maybe they have fuel cut off systems on those things. You might be right though. Yeah. So the linear duo mag lev shinkansen which I think is a complete waste of money because if they really were inclined they could make the bullet train more resilient to higher speeds like even in China they copy the Japanese system and they’re traveling at like 250 260 maybe 270 mph and in Japan well maybe it’s the earthquake I’m a huge fan of I got to ride that growing up because I grew up in Yamanashi where they developed that and You know, they’ve been developing for the super the superconducting magnets for the linear chuosing constant since the [ __ ] ‘ 80s or actually the 70s even that they built a 10 km track to test it and finally they got the coils the superc conducting magnets efficient enough makeup on. You know that no makeup [ __ ] amazing. So, okay. Sorry, I didn’t answer. Um, the end result is is to be able to live in Osaka, which is a little bit further than the distance between Tokyo to like I’m sorry, from Vegas to LA. So, it’s a bit further than that, like 300 miles, right? A little more than 300 miles, 500 whatever kilometers. They want to allow people one day in like 2040 or 2050 to be able to live in Osaka and work in central Tokyo. And that ride only takes 40 minutes. Have I driven home? [Music] I’ve been driven to Kyoto. taking the bullet train or just flying down better. Actually, I fine. Nowadays, the bullet train is probably faster than [ __ ] flying if you don’t care about saving money. And they’re priced pretty competitively. The train between Osaka and Kyoto Osaka and Kyoto is super close. You talking about the You’re talking about the Nazomi, the Shinkansen or the the N800 or 700? I don’t think that train is particularly cool. The one that’s cool is the one that goes between Tokyo and um Tokyo and orto. That one’s cool. The green one because that has grand class. They don’t have grand class on the [ __ ] Osaka line cuz everyone’s too cheap. I guess they did a survey and it’s not profitable. We only got one station after this one. If we rip, sorry, because it’s about to hit rush hour. 45 minutes. Um, no, they want to do it in 40 or maybe it’s 45. I thought it was 40. Yeah. It’s kind of like an airplane cabin. I agree. They keep saying that even when I was living in the US and said they were going to have a pullet train going between Vegas and they should do something along the lines of Sire Rip here. By the way, that’s really bad signal in this area. They should do an autobond. Oh, I didn’t know. I thought that it was supposed to be a Amtrak Union Pacific deal. So, it’s happening now. How fast is it supposed to go? Like at 60. The one that’s going up north is taking forever though. Thing is so behind delay. It’s amazing that Japan ever [ __ ] completed it. The sad thing is is that it’ll it’s on a seismic zone, right? The San Andreas fault. So all the infrastructure that [ __ ] Well, I mean, I guess they’re working with Japanese firms in order to develop it, right? I assume. Why wouldn’t they? Yeah, that one. They also did the one in Boston, right? Boston to somewhere. It’s like 140 miles an hour. The Amtrak one. That was pretty quick, but it’s not super long. These cars are capable of going I don’t know if autobond’s a good idea, but I think most cars can do like 100 miles an hour easy, right? Even a slow vehicle, not 100 miles an hour is not allow people to go between LA and Vegas at 100 110 miles an hour. You got SUVs nowadays, they can cruise at 180 mph, no problem. Which is the one the Boston the Boston highspeed? Maybe it’s 120 mi and not 140, but it’s super short the ride. Oh man, we’re losing. Hello. Hello. Hello. Look at all the engineering that goes in on the That’s so cool. I love it. I I love engineering that goes into these this rail. It’s impressive pentagramraph system that they use here instead of the third rail. Just look it up online. The the Boston highspeed or whatever. So, what I’m just saying is I they’ve been talking at least Magu knows what I’m talking about on the West Coast, right? They’ve been talking about doing a high-speed bullet train like they they’ve been doing in Japan for um over 60 Well, I guess it’s finally it’s been 60 years, right? 1964. This is when it first started operating. The Shinkansen, the one that looked like a boner. And it’s the safest form of transportation in the world. Has zero fatality record for billions of people riding in. Am track. Ah, that’s it. Where does it go? Is it Boston? But it’s 160 but it’s very brief. They they had fast rail in the US. It’s possible. Look at how different the scenery is all of a sudden. [ __ ] so condensed. I love I don’t love the area. I’m just saying I love Boston, New York City, and DC. I see. I see. And it just hits that 160 mph briefly. Right. Fire outside. In order to do something like the autobond in the US, they would have to employ a a DOT specification like they do in Japan or the UK where every single car gets, you know, how you almost never see cars broken down on the side of the road in Japan. There’s a reason for that because the check-in system that they have here where cars are mandated to get you’re legally required to get mod checked and uh make sure that your car is running up to par, you know, tires, all that stuff. Get your whole suspension redone. Japan does not have a autobond, but they do something similar in in Germany. Also, the maintenance of the road. The US has so much [ __ ] road. It is raining. [ __ ] Yeah. So, um the it’s really interesting how you go to Europe and you see there’s and you’re in Yeah. I mean, there’s just not enough they have to they have to it’s it’s completely different, right? Cuz there’s just not enough space to allow these cars to break down. Once in a while you see an accident, they are able to clean it up so fast. It’s partially the reason why they don’t they don’t want to go full EV here in Japan cuz one the infrastructure upgrades would be incredible. It would be insane. Two to put out a internal combustion engine. That’s why they want to go fuel cell, right? This fuel cell the, you know, the tanks to hold the fuel cell is relatively safe. They have like outgassing systems and all that [ __ ] So once a once a vehicle gets in an accident, if it’s an EV, like that battery could keep on igniting over and over and over and it’s high heat. So that’s probably the reason I don’t think it was being toxic or anything. Oh, it’s just Yeah, they want to do fuel cell because I I think the reason for that is is a good reason cuz with a fuel cell, you’re making electricity with a generator anyways. So, you get the performance of an EV, but you’re powering it via fuel cell generator. So every all the components of an EV is there in a fuel cell vehicle, right? Except instead of having batteries, you have a motor that’s charging a small battery, right? So you fill it up with the with the hydrogen and then it goes through an internal combustion cycle. It’s a four- stroke or maybe even a five- stroke engine. um that keeps the battery topped up and it’s lighter than a it’s lighter than a EV. It doesn’t have to rely on the infrastructure in the city as much cuz you just plug it in, fill it up with that [ __ ] hydrogen. The only thing is is that hydrogen I think hydrogen has higher BTU than gasoline as well. So you get really good range on hydrogen fuel cells. Yeah, the Toyota Marai was the first mass market quote unquote mass market example, but it was it was slow as [ __ ] that car. I think it was just a proof of concept. You really if you have that vehicle, you can only drive it to and from Vegas or something. Or not even that. You like it has really really good range. I think has 500 miles of range, but you could you can only realistically fill it up within like uh 140 mi radius. But yeah, it’s same with a gasoline gas powered car, uh an internal combustion engine where you can put the fire out Damn, it’s struggling right there. Yeah. Have you seen the tax credits you get from a Toyota Mariah? Even though the vehicle’s expensive is so much in tax credits. Yeah, we’re still This is the last finally last. It took a long time. This is why I usually don’t stream since I got to uh stream inside the cabin on the way there. It was actually worth Cool. It’s so humid. What is this? And I don’t know which way is the right way. [Music] Please Yeah, it’s humility. We can do the weather command. If it’s not raining too bad, I’ll get on the ebike and ride around. But holy [ __ ] is it 71% humidity right now? It feels like 103 point. God damn. I’m in Shinjuku right now. You could be looking for the whole Tokyo area. Feels like 103.9 in Shinjuku right now because humidity the wind. I mean Oh wow. Yeah, the wind. Yeah, it’s the most crowded train station in the world. It’s going to be it’s going to be loud. [Music] Cut right through. Home sweet home. Ooh, it’s muggy as [ __ ] Ooh, I can feel the jet blast. Ah [ __ ] Is it raining a lot? Maybe not too bad. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s not bad. It’s not bad. It looked really bad. Let me throw it on low latency mode for you guys. I’m going to go get my prescription filled. Uh and then we’ll go pick up Jean. See if we got enough battery. I still have the small extra battery pack on me. So, we’re good. We can pick one of these uh lime ups. Stress induced by my public space, my no space. No, no, no. J space. I love it because you know you’re a part of the cog. You’re a part of the machine. You feel alive. There’s over 40 million people in this [ __ ] city. And it’s double the population of Singapore in a smaller area in just central Tokyo. That’s [ __ ] crazy. They know like mentally speaking, everyone’s like Singapore’s tiny country, which it is. Uh it’s much more than the whole of Japan, but like in terms of like how the how condensed it is in the city. Um Tokyo is significantly more condensed uh with a lot more people in a smaller area by about double rate. They think Singapore’s population is close to 8 million and then central Tokyo is 14 to 15 million people who is 6 some 640 km of space for Tokyo and then 700 whatever for Singapore. They’re going to tear this building down. Oh [ __ ] dude. He knows. This isn’t my culture. And American culture is not even my culture either. I’m just in limbo. And out of all the uh places I technically don’t belong. I mean that’s it. It’s a meat grinder, right? I love it. Why is that not a reasonable idiom to use? It’s perfect. You feel alive. You’re a part of this organism, right? Is it not a bit endearing? I’m not saying it in a negative way. It is what it is. But it it’s so cool. Yeah. Hell yeah. I see it as a positive. You know why? I’ve explained it before, but whenever I’m like on top of my roof and I get to see all the skyscrapers or I go up on Sky Tree, um it’s it’s kind of it’s aching to Coruscant from Star Wars. It’s like this whole country is just a city. Let’s pick up one of these. O and my ass is wet now. Where are we? Huh? Let’s go. Where’s this MC’s at? NFT. What Okay. Connections. Connections. See how text No, no. New J says R r. Sufficient underscore Anihilation says if you would walk instead you wouldn’t be fat uh I mean sufficient_hation says sorry but with that comment I’ll do you one better shoot I walk if you walk as much as I did on a given on a given day I’m pretty sure you’d have a heart attack a fire inside says isn’t that widow was empus for ingenious charm says l apologize. You can’t fix stupidity. Ingenious John says timed out for 600 seconds. No, no, no, no. It’s fine. Mudana 2000 says, “Is that the same dude over and over again?” Uh, honestly, I have no idea. Jerk 2036 says, “What do charm says?” K. Y says, “I walked 30k steps in.” A fire inside says cash. You walk sometimes for like 12 hours or something. It’s crazy. A fire inside says crazy awesome. You know this dude would have a heart attack if he walked [ __ ] 40,000 steps. Man 2 Express says plus it’s bloody 30°. The 30° isn’t bad. It’s the two exclamation weather and you can see it feels like 104° F or some craziness. I don’t understand how that computes, but it does feel muggy as [ __ ] Like jet blast. High humidity for the somewhat high. Genius. John says weather Ingenious charm says, “Are you back in Shinjuku?” Yes. Central Park right there. Archite says it’s like electric heater when the wind blows. Yeah. It’s like jet blast. [Music] Wait, what did you say? A fire inside says, “Do you wear out your shoes often from walking so much?” Yes, I blow through shoes one uh pair about once a month. fools. [ __ ] Recently, it’s not so bad because I’ve lost a lot of weight. Mr. 11 says, “Say Lula 2026 for my friends in Brazil.” ing Ingenious Charm says, “Foru, a weird disparity between overlay weather.” BS weather 9° difference. Monoatu Express says, “How much these scooters cost to ride? Ingenious. It’s like half the cost of a taxi. Orais says Tokyo drift drift drift. [Music] A fire inside says, “Have you ever done an Aira slide on one of those bad boys?” No, it doesn’t have enough. It doesn’t have enough school. Large says, “R r i cce e.” Right. Mr. 11 says, “Do you like Brazil?” Uh, yeah, why not? It has a population that’s somewhat comparable to the whole United States. That’s pretty dope. The wealth disparity is absolutely mind-boggling to me, but also is the most Japan friendly country. There’s the most amount of Japanese people living outside of Japan. In Brazil, if you didn’t know, this is a cool little fact lady. Muda 2000 says, “Do you like Germany?” Yeah, my favorite cars in the world are from Germany. Oh, favorite internal combustion vehicle. Orabalis says 225. Ingenious charm says dah. The clicking you hear is the blue. E says, “I’ve never been to Europe or South America yet.” I’ve never been to South America, except for going to Tijuana, which doesn’t count. I don’t think this is Mexico or North America. Okay, let me do this. I got to mute you guys. So, I got to get private info. Thank you. How do you get those? Sorry. doesn’t okay to see you guys Brazilian. I don’t speak any Portuguese. If we if we Mr. 11ore says boa see you de. Ah my balls [ __ ] Oh, one sec. Ingenious Charm says, “Yo, Echolock says you need a script for Tylenol in Japan.” For the 500 mgram ones, yes. And it’s not branded Tylenol. It’s just a set of um I’ll show you when I get home. Oh, he’s a [Music] man. Why did I get so lucky today? Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. We’re going to go pick up my kid after my wife comes home. We’re free to go. Says I ping much. I don’t know what that means. Primo can get 650 millig Tylenol and USA over the counter. Yeah, here for 500 it’s up here. They’re super strict. It’s me. Mr. 11 says, “Do you like Neymar and Naldo Benny?” Dimit says, “I don’t know who Neymar is. I don’t know says melatonin a thing in Japan.” Yeah, I’ve been talking about it all morning. Give me uh I’m not impressed to do Elliot or Dula. What is that? Toto is says my cycle is up. So going to buy it. your psycho man. I think it’ll be fantastic except for the AI is going to be garbage, but for live streaming, it should be perfect. Dimit which says four years I change. Sufficient_hation says, “Would you stop banning me?” I’m not banning you. What the [ __ ] You’ve been using the same phone for four [ __ ] days. Mr. 11 says, “Come to Brazil, my friend.” Dude, I’ll get killed if I go to Brazil. I bet 021_2 says, “Hey, men say Lula 2026.” Sufficient_hellian says, “Who was banning then?” I don’t know. One of my mods. If you say stupid things, you’re going to get banned. But I thought it was unfair that you got banned for calling me fat. Chalenzia says, “Up time.” Vodric a says, “This stream started 9H9 minutes ago.” Sufficient inhalation says, “I just want to have an elaborate conversation.” That’s impossible. You’re too stupid to have one. A fire inside says, “It’s been a month since I quit smoking weed. I’ve been smoking for 15 years in cash. It’s weird, but I feel high 24/7 now without smoking. Do you think this is normal, man? Go to honestly if you don’t think it’s normal all the damn time. I would go to a doctor. Hustle says, “I got banned from Nina Dy today for saying naked camel.” Samuumaki says, “Don’t ride too fast.” Sufficient_ihilation says, “Oh, I did call you fat to make a point.” Sufficient_hian. A fire inside says, “No, man. I feel great.” Ingenious charm says at Seon Hustle AI moderation. Michael Manog says, “Hello Cash, you got incredibly thin.” I don’t know about incredibly thin, but there’ll be four. Thank you. Mr. 11 says, “Ban him again. He’s talking too much.” ingenious charm says it’s Seon Hustle. But that’s funny. Yeah. You know what? Um, yeah, you guys can ban him at will for being stupid. I can’t deal with this low IQ [ __ ] when I have low IQ after being awake for so long. Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it. And again, I am a fat [ __ ] and I vouched for you, but you still come in here and say low IQ [ __ ] So maybe let’s make it an hour on this one and then the next one will be two and then we’ll go four, eight, and then I assume you’ll make an alt account comeback. Anyway, you should go flip burgers at McDonald’s. They pay fair wages allegedly. I think I’m pretty fair. I literally go against my mods recommendations. I Sorry about the ingenious. I should have just let you do your thing. Uh, I’m not going to say yet because I want to make sure that it’s certain with my doctor, but they weighed me and I I lost a lot of [ __ ] weight again. But it wasn’t with the machine where it checks how much fat, you know, like how much fat or I’m sorry, how much muscle mass I lost. But this 3XL shirt, so this is already way too big. in just one, you know, what, a month and a month and a quarter. So, I’m definitely uh definitely losing weight still. I know, but still. I have been losing I was losing about 4.5 to 5 kilograms per month and then I stopped drinking alcohol in May and I stopped dropping like five to six. This month it’ll be seven per No, no, no. I’m at 3XL right now. I I can wear a 2XL easily. This [ __ ] is way too big. My pants are also huge, too. should know cash going from 4th to 18th. Where are you staying in Japan? There’s nothing you need to know. You speak just speak English, obviously. Um, most of the shit’s translated for you, Mr. Sorry, I don’t speak Portuguese. So primo primo uh [Music] I don’t know. So why why are you guys watching my channel? There’s so many more interesting channels except my non. I’m about to go pick up my kid. No. Porcado. P. No. Porcado is [ __ ] Italian. Avocado. [Music] What’s the up time? So, 8 hours and I got 30% battery or 35% battery still. That’s not bad for a tiny ass battery. Porco is Braz No, it’s not. Porto is Italian, I thought. Unless there are similar words. I know is it is Portuguese. You guys know Judy Judy Nha Toys. Junior Junior Song Junior Toy. She’s friend of mine. She’s Brazilian. The TH the THCA is I wouldn’t [ __ ] with the chemicals to be honest. Um that’s just my personal opinion. Porcio is Italian. I thought Yeah. Is it the same meaning as tore? There’s a lot of similarities between Spanish and Portuguese. Though I my understanding of uh of Portuguese and Spanish is that they have a similar basis in Latin. Latin. It’s your first solo trip. Wait, wait, wait. I’m sorry I missed. Did you say you’re going to um go to Tokyo? Don’t go to Kyoto. I know everyone kums over Kyoto, but it’s about the most overrated place in the world. I can say that I’m Japanese. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. How do you say water in Portuguese? Damn, my pants are falling down. My shirt is [ __ ] God damn, I’m sweating like crazy. Look at the cool fella dance. I have to pick up my kid. I have to wait for my wife to come home. So, you know, I got to watch over my kid. You’ll see. He’s a good kid. He’s two. I don’t know how to say two in or in Portuguese, but uno uno or something. Pav pavlla. Casolina. I thought you were very beautiful. Can you I have a friend who thought I was very beautiful in my ass. Michael Minaj, you can tell that I’m losing weight, but I still I have like skin I would say I’m the antithesis of beautiful, but it’s okay as I don’t need to really impress anyone anymore. China number one My wife’s fine with it cuz I guess she finds me to be like a big teddy bear. My kid doesn’t even give a [ __ ] cuz he’s two. And then for the most part and then the people that are calling me fat [ __ ] that’s fine. Oh, it’s a vape. Vape Lula co Yamaha bike. I didn’t know they made [ __ ] I didn’t know they made uh Yamaha electric bice bicycles bicyclist. Can I send a hug? How? What? What? You want to You want me to mail you a hug? And trust me, you don’t want my hug right now because I’m sweaty. Let me go pick up Let me go pick up Geneito. Everything turns into Spanish for me. Well, it’s not even real Spanish, but yeah, I like Shibuya, but we’re moving to Chiod. I think my favorite Shibuya word. It’s so condensed. There’s so much [ __ ] going on all the time. We’re in Shibuya right now. So, all right, let me go pick them up. I’ll give you guys some channel points. Give me 3 to 5 minutes. Time to get the baby and that all your friends are literally online. Just cop to it. His main channel is X3 Comp. That’s all you got to cop up to. Like I just want honesty, man. He could be a bozo, but maybe maybe he’s willing to join a new lead. Yeah, he did. It was mostly on Suss’s Discord. All right. Um, does such, man. All right. We’re going to ban him. Yo, [ __ ] your mother, dude. Ban him. Make sure you clip what I said. X3, get a life, [ __ ] [Music] Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do it’s on. Yo, yo, yo, yo, take that to the police. Is that yours? No. You got to take it to the police. Really? It’s on stream. Oh, bummer. I’ll take it. I’m a Japanese. You guys take it easy. Sorry about that. I am [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, man. Oh, what’s happening? What’s up, Ellie? What’s going on? Uh, something’s going on. I was eating a Danish and these guys. Hey, at least the ambulance is on hand. Should anything happen. 777 billion 777 very 1 million is $10,000 US not a lot of money now. They want Do you have a Instagram? Yeah. Oh, [Music] yeah. [Music] He drank the most vodka. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Yo yo yo yo yo yo. Yeah, man. Yo, put it on live. Put it on live. Don’t mess this [ __ ] up, man. Okay. This is my boyfriend. He’s good. So, I was wondering, can you is it okay if uh if you follow him and then he’ll message you back? Is the PJ J on Instagram? Thank you. He’s a very good boy. He’s a very He’s so handsome. Oh my god. It’s okay. It’s okay. You’ll get better English because he speaks Japanese and English. That’s nice. God. [ __ ] The next JY 17. The doors on the left side will open. Please for the 20 line and the subway line. You guys like that? Yo, thanks for the deer ramy. Cheers to an end of an era. [Music] Come by, [ __ ] Today, today’s like every day like before damn good. Yeah, they are. The 9%s were better though cuz they weren’t as sweet. Yeah, she has a boyfriend. Oh, my I I’m single. I’m single. I’m single. Go. What’s up, Kat? Wait, wait. Listen, listen, listen. Chua chua. Chua chua choo choo. He loves that book. Chua chua chua chua. [Music] Chua chua boing boing boing boing boing boing. Yeah, he’s been reading it like sleeping next to it. I don’t know. You know how kids are. It’s so humid. A powerhouse. How so? Dude, he’s a little terrorist. terrorizes my balls. [ __ ] jumps on my balls. Hurts. Oh, highly educated. I don’t know that one. Just because he’s learning two languages at once don’t make him highly educated. Look at me for example. I didn’t even graduate college. [ __ ] It’s hot. Oh wow. They’re driving a commander in Japan. [ __ ] Oh, that’s dope. Look at that. The defender. Very cool. Is that a mansery defender? What the [ __ ] is that? Two. Red. Red. White. Blue. Hello. Hello. Green. 1 2 Jean, count. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. 10. He can count in both languages now. I put in a little bit of elbow grease there. Oo, this humidity is not nice to my eyeballs. Oh my eyeball. Ow. He can. He can. Sometimes. I can I I can get him to do it the other way around. Yeah. [Music] Heat. Heat. Oh my eyes. Hello. What’s up? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? What do I do to deserve? Ow! Ow! Ow! Jean, please. No! No! God damn! [ __ ] off! I’m not a toy. I’m not a toy. Yuck. [ __ ] I shouldn’t react to these things. What? What the [ __ ] dude? Oh, that kind of hurts, dude. That actually hurts your nails, dude. Jean foot. Jin, go back. What? What’s your problem with this? I know it. I do it. I know. It’s the cutest [ __ ] ever, but he’s nose. Where’s your nose? Oh, here. Oh, no. That’s the wrong one. No. Well, clearly it’s something that I taught it cuz it’s English. Nose. Nose. Nose. Nose. Nose. Mouth. Pick your nose. Eat your boogies. No. A nose. A nose. sufficient. This is that [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] man. He’s just excited to see daddy. You want to see mama? Damn, that’s a taxi you could have ridden. Do you sit down? H. His pants are on backwards. Backwards. Yeah, I noticed. I’ll fix it for you. Look. Look. He’s backwards. Oh no. Do you sit down, dude? Like just just one or two minutes and then I’m sweating. Jean’s sweating. He’s starting to sweat. Freaking freckle. Jean. Ouch. Stop that. Stop doing the blackface thing, man. That’s not cool. He He gets dirt and he puts it on his face. He does it to me. So everywhere, you know, like there’s dirt. He’ll he’ll start putting it on my face. It doesn’t look good. The optics are terrible. Yeah, he’s already cancelled. What is he doing? Man, I hate how the Oh, see how like the the reserve taxis are like slightly orang-ish red whereas open means or like full red is the open. So you confuse the two. I used to pick the gums on the bottom of Loy’s tables. Oh, ew. Yeah, that’s kind of gross. But kids, you know, we do that [ __ ] You know what I like doing? What I like doing as a kid? Pulling fire alarms. And the worst damage that I ever inflicted was in LA up near Korea Town or like Little Tokyo. There’s a humongous [ __ ] hospital up those hills and I pulled the fire alarm and I guess something like 1,500 people needed to be moved out just because I pulled it. Yeah, that was the that was the worst damage I ever inflicted. My mom was so pissed. It costed a [ __ ] ton, too. He knows. Let’s You want some ice cream? Ice. Say hello. Oh, [Music] sit down. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. No. No. No. Little terrorism. Stop pushing the button. You can play with that. Yeah. down. I didn’t know about 2, up. You’re a good boy. Look, look, look. Jean, look look look. That’s it. boing. Sit down. Bing boom boom. Sit down, June. Sit down. Slept there. is almost he’s almost there. He can almost speak. shop. QQ ambulance. Ambulance. Ambulance. He is amazing. I love I love taking care of At this point, most interesting. You want to know who the most interesting UFO with the most consistent story is for me? Bob Lazar and he’s alive and he goes on podcast and talks about and he’s intelligent. Sit down. You sit down. I’ll teach him how to do all this stuff. They do it right. You know that smell, huh? Can you make a poo poo? Yeah. Oh, it smells so bad. Oh my god, this kid just broke his [ __ ] leg. It fell from heard the crunch of the screen. Push the button. Okay, push the button. Do you hear? Smell like [ __ ] dude. Oh, it smells so bad. There’s like a gap somewhere. You know that gap? Every time he moves, there’s there’s like an open gap. Smells so bad. Yes. Bazar is has the most fascinating and most consistent over the last 40 years. 40 40 years cuz well almost 40 years cuz I think it was an S for till 1988 or something. I want I want to get ice with it. He smells like little terrorist dude. E, you smell like [ __ ] Yeah. Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing. He knows the dance. No one taught him that how to do the boing boing dance, the big titty dance, but he somehow figured it out. Yes, it’s very child-friendly especially in this area. There’s some where like Okay, so the wealthier areas, you’ll notice have these wide sidewalks and stuff on the main roads, right? So, there’s a bit more room. Um, it gets a little bit scary. You go down, you know, towards Nano and the sidewalks aren’t any like there’s just asphalt, you know, like regular pavement. Guess we’re in Shibuya. If we cross the street, it’s Shinjuku. Well, across the street plus like a I think 50 m of Shinjuku. So if you can see that sign up there, it says Shinjuku and the sign right here is Shibuya. So this side is Shibuya and that side is Shinjuku. TS we are in Shabuya and there is a difference when once you pass into the wealthier districts like Shibuya or Chioda Minatoku for example there’s a tremendous difference in the way uh the city reappropriates infrastructure if you want to talk about the safest area to live in to get That’s why they can build so many skyscrapers. It’s all granite, right? So, when 311 happened, we had no uh power outages in Shabuya. We didn’t even have planned power outages cuz they pull there’s a majority of Tokyo runs on 50 Hz, the infrastructure for light. And for whatever reason, Shibuya pulls 60 and 50 Hz. like they have 50 they have 60 Hz transformers just in case. So from like an earthquake perspective there’s this is the the safest and it’s you know top three wealthiest with top three income per capita. See, now we’re G. You smell like poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Smell like poo poo [ __ ] It’s so humid out here. What’s I don’t know what what is up with this [ __ ] crazy team. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don’t splash. Don’t splash. Come on. Facial recognition. Go, go, go, go. Come on. [Music] Jean, come on. Jean. Jean. Bye-bye, Jean. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. God damn it, Jean. Good boy Jean. Okay. Okay. Up, up, up. Go up, up, up, up. You smell like poo poo. [ __ ] Go. Yuck. You smell like poo poo [ __ ] Wow. Ow. You okay? You got to be careful. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yuck. Yuck. Be careful. Push it. Soon we will be able to see the Fuji of Mount. Go go go go go go go. Those calls I got earlier. It looks like you got a diaper uppercut. Oh, Jean, you hear that? That’s for the kids to go home. All right, Jean, come on. The 5:00 bell. It It go This is ubiquitous for Japan. Oh my god, it’s so f Oh my god, it’s so nice in here. King shoes. Shoes and socks, bud. Oh, nice, huh? Whoa. Oh my god, it’s so cold in here. No, don’t sit on the bed. Don’t sit on the bed. Don’t sit No. No. You’re poo [ __ ] You’re poo [ __ ] Jean. Oh, [ __ ] Dude, I can see your poo [ __ ] You’re poo [ __ ] You’re poo [ __ ] All right, let me switch. Gun poop [ __ ] all over the [ __ ] bed. Supply fly fishing. Hold up. Let me let me switch over to cell phone. I’m going to change your [ __ ] Oh my god. [ __ ] little terrorist boy. Jean, get out of there. Oh [ __ ] Shoes. Yeah, that’s why there’s that big ass box of Pampers out there cuz we bought one side. I guess I bought one size too big. I’m putting that on her cuz I’m paying for them. Um, what was I missing? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that’s right. Oh my god. Smells like bubble [ __ ] I can’t see anything. Oh, Dean, can you take your shoes off without putting the pooperoo shirt all over? I can smell it and I can Well, I can’t really see it anymore. I could see it briefly on the bed, but luckily he didn’t leak it out onto the bed. As far as I’m aware, it doesn’t smell on the bed after he got off. Okay, Jean, we’re going to change your poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] I love this kid so much. He’s a good boy. No matter what he does, he’s a good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Okay, let’s go change his [ __ ] though. I was still play paying for how many terabytes of Dropbox? What the [ __ ] [Music] It’s muted. You sure? Oh, it is. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. It was muted. You’re right. Dude, you smell like poo poo [ __ ] man. Come on, Jean. Come on. Poo poo [ __ ] boy. Poo poo [ __ ] Poo poo [ __ ] Oh, yuck. [ __ ] yuck, dude. He already knows what’s up. [Music] Yuck. Um, you’re a poo poo [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] did the You smell like poo [ __ ] Jean. Hold up. I’m going to put the this thing on. Stop moving. Yuck. He knows it smells like poopoo [ __ ] God damn, dude. How big did you make poop [ __ ] Jean? Look me. Okay. Okay. Jean, let’s be very careful. Surgical, you know, surgical. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Are we Are we in mosaic mode? We are. Okay. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Okay. Jean. Ready? Okay. God. Okay, it’s just spread. It’s not too much poo poo [ __ ] Okay, the TTS should be working though. Just type some random a fire inside says my god. Yeah. Peekful gangster 374 says like butter. God damn, dude. What is that? Oh, okay. So, it’s pretty good shape and size. It’s just a lot. What’ you What the [ __ ] is this amount of poo poo [ __ ] Fly fishing. Rick says garnar. Gar. A fire inside says, “But butter.” Peakful gangster 374 says, “But buttery.” Ouch. Jean. Ouch. Ouch. Does it is it ouch? Jason B_s2 says, “When does he learn to poop in a toilet?” He’s learning right now. Uh, I can I can show you the thing. He’s got a little seat. Okay, Jean, spread. Spread. Okay, good boy. Yep. Yep. Yep. You’re Gucci. Okay. All clean. Okay. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] It should stop raining as well. Like, not that it’s raining horribly. I mean, Jean, put your put your right foot. 374 says nothing like hanging one into the W. Whoa. Okay. Okay. All right. Yuck. Yuck. Jing. Can you smell that? Uh-huh. Yuck. A fire inside says, “Is there like of a day for kids one can use?” Uh, no. Not that we have, but I’m sure they sell them. Jean, lay down. Jean, did you smack the teacher in the face and then they left me a gift for Jean, sit down. Stop playing with O’Neal. Ouch. Ouch. O’Neal is crying. O’Neal is crying. O’Neal the Onion is crying. Fly fishing Rick says, “Did you see that promo red eyes black dragon?” Whoa. Okay, Jean, sit down, please. Did I see the what? Promo red eye. What is that? O’Neal. Peeka 374 says, “I like the way you poo. You’re so smelly.” Fire inside says, “I’m pretty sure he did smack a teacher in the face.” Yeah, I felt that energy. O’Neal, that’s not O’Neal. That’s What is that? Which which is this? This is Mushkorn. Only O’Neal looks high and has a [ __ ] gangster attitude. Says, “Did you like Yu-Gi-Oh?” Monsure corn. Okay, Jean, look at your poo poo [ __ ] Look, look, look. You made this, Jean. Jean, you have to look at it. You made this. Okay, fine. Next time, Jean, look, look, look, look, look. You roll it up. I don’t want you to like eat it or anything. I want you to roll it up like this. Look, look, look, look, look. You roll it up. You roll it up. You roll it up. I’m just teaching him how to do like basic stuff. Jean, stop it with the balloon. Do you roll up your poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [ __ ] Your poo poo [ __ ] He said, “No, you roll it up.” Look, look, look, look, look, look. Wow. Says, “I looked. Why did I look?” There’s nothing to see. Ga 374 says, “Yes. Check for worms.” Oh, no. I just want him to roll it like a like a bushel. Okay. All right, Jean, can you put the poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in the poo poo [ __ ] shoot? Poo poo [ __ ] shoot. Okay, here. Put it in the poo poo [ __ ] shoot. T says I knew not to even with THW screen blurred and distinctly s a www the color. Peakful gangster 374 says asterisk asterisk asterisk l i n rolling. What? Open it. Chi says it was very wet tan. Push. Push down. Push down. Jean, you have to push down. Unlock it. Push it. No. Push. Push. Yeah. Boom. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Say bye-bye to poo poo [ __ ] Bye-bye, poo [ __ ] [ __ ] poo [ __ ] Think I got to wash my hand now. [ __ ] Jean made a mess. Yuck. Jean, come here. [Music] Jean, come here. Here. Wash your head. Shoot. Oh, [ __ ] See, this is this is what he uses to get on the toilet. Dan, here. Here. TV says that’s one of the worst parts of having to parent. What? All the [ __ ] It’s all right. I mean, it’s gross, but I mean, what is he not going to [ __ ] Okay. Not not so bad. Where’s O’Neal? Bring O’Neal. What is that? It’s clearly like a like a black character with like a urban hip-hop attitude or whatever. [ __ ] racist Japanese people making racist trading cards. [ __ ] QP vegetable. Qy vegetable friends. Racist trading cards. It It’s so blatant. It’s funny as [ __ ] There’s no delicacy whatsoever. Euga 374 says, “Sometimes gets right in under the nails big, I tell yah.” Ah, he’s fine. I have a feeling he’s going to want to watch his Disney stuff. When is that tablet? Did it come today? Oh, here. Look, look, look, look. Where is it? I don’t want to open this new pack cuz I still have the See, my back is actually all better. But yeah, look, it’s called Konaru. And this is a set of medicine, which I have one left. So you this is what we what I got as a pain reliever. Boom. Cash says Coronaru. Yeah. Cash meow says car 500 mg acetamin. Yep. Jing, are you hungry? Maybe not. If he’s playing over there, I won’t bother him. Let’s call mama and see what time she will be home at. I think she’s going and getting her hormone shot_2 says, “Is there a loose cable?” No, but a fire inside says Coronaru. Oh, but it’s [ __ ] up. No, there’s no loose cable. I think it’s just the server is [ __ ] up here. I see that though. Yeah, there’s something up with this. Yeah, I see it. I see it. I see it. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. That’s server side. That’s not my end cuz I’m on cell phone right now. Look at that. That’s wild. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Let me let me see. How long has it been doing this for? Just Just now. Whoa. Jasonb_S2 says, “Since you switched?” Since I switched to cell phone, it’s been doing Oh, okay. I wish I knew. That’s wild. That’s really bad. Just let me know if it does it again and then uh I mean I’m going to switch over to desktop here momentarily. It looks all right for now. Jasonb_S2 says looks good now. I didn’t do anything. That’s the thing. It had to have been server getting attacked or something. They’re still they’re still getting attacked here and there. And they’ve been pretty good about it because they I think they changed out a lot of stuffs. Let me let me see. [Music] Let’s see if there’s anything. My stream dropped and then came back. Black screen. I camera control. Okay. So, people are having issues. That’s this morning though. Midstream crash. 9:41 9:44 That’s this morning. I’m surprised I’m getting there right now. Do you want to sit here? Okay, you can sit down here. Let me I’m going to kill the YouTube real quick. Yeah, go clean up. Clean up.
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