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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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Happy 4th and Thanks for the content
Why are 1/2 of the ramps blocked???
The G wagon in the salty ocean makes me cringe
Why do people keep using dock lines that are 10 times as long as they need? Keep long lines on board for when they are needed but use short lines to dock with !!
You sound like a sports commentator trying make a really boring match sound interesting.
Why are half the ramps blocked off ?
4:33; Just grab a handful of tangled up rope and toss it to the guy on the dock and let him deal with it.
The rear brakes on the G wagon are going to be a rusted mess within a few weeks!
Hey you're in my neck of the woods! Miami is special but it's fun seeing you guys up here too
Yo this man def grew up wanting to commentator 😂 probably baseball
If you can't back it, don't buy it lol
That hollering sure is getting old. What's the point.
06:15 If you step out of your rig INTO the water… you're just a bit too deep.😅
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." – Confucius
Watching paint dry
look like a few beers too many on the jetski.
Ahhh yes, the ole Brain Surgeons galore! LOL
One thing I learned over the years when I was boating is don't go out on major holidays. The unskilled boaters always come out then and the ramps can become a nightmare.
This place is live action version of Whack-A-Mole
The lower the sound the better it gets!
Exactly what you'd expect from a G wagon.
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I don't blame people for going around others and stuff. If people are F'n off, not getting S done, then get the F out of the way and let others by.
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Very nice video
No current at Boynton ramp!
Love this show! 👍
Does anyone ever do anything right to your standards? Always ridiculing boaters….you probably don't even have a boat… pathetic video as usual
I don’t own a boat and live nowhere near Florida but I love this channel. I love the narrators voice and vibe. He’s such a mood. I never thought this stuff would be entertaining. Good job.
wow is the g wagon guy dumb
Got really interesting at the ending 🥰🥰🥰🥰
1/2 ramps are closed due to the wind direction
That woman is so lucky that Crocodile wasn’t there… I would have shit myself bc those people would have been dead in an instant.
Why are some of the docks closed?
This guy talking SUCKS DUCKS
I DID!!
Its amazing how available boating and jet skiing is but yet the operators all look like they have never seen water. Some of these people are so horrifically bad at handling a boat they shouldn't be allowed on the water.