I Have To Get Out Of Osaka!

I Have To Get Out Of Osaka!

I’ll uh I’ll get back to you when I get to the hotel. I’ll do one like quick little tour if you haven’t seen the hotel uh yet in my previous videos. I’ll do like a quick tour of what it looks like uh for this video, but it’s so gross. And you know what happened? I think I might have mentioned it already in this video, but there’s a kennel on the first floor that’s right attached to the lobby. And uh it’s full of [ __ ] you know, and there was a typhoon the other day and it it washed all of the [ __ ] into the lobby. And the smell of this place, I can’t even begin to describe it. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a dead body in that building. like a dead body just in one of the rooms just rotting because the smell in that place is so so bad. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever smelt in my life. Um, when I was young, my mom had a garbage can full of grass uh beside our house. And during one hot summer, all of the grass started like com composting. And uh if you guys have ever smelt what like rotting grass smells like, it smells like that, but like 10 times worth worth worse. Um, and then somebody dumped on it. That’s what it smells like. It’s it’s absolutely god awful. Uh, so I’m excited to get out of there. Either way, I don’t know where the subway is. It can’t be that far from here. I remember there being a I remember there being a maid cafe when we came out earlier. All right, I’m going to get going. Talk soon. Hey, everyone. Okay, so I’m all done what I needed to do. Um, now I’m going to check out of this place. So gross. Um, let me give you a quick tour of what it looks like up to my room. But one thing that you guys can’t see or smell, in fact, is how [ __ ] awful it smells in here. It smells like there’s a dead body covered in [ __ ] in here. It’s awful. Awful. So, I’m getting out of here. I can’t spend another night here. Um, yeah. Let’s go uh take a look at what it looks like to get to my room. Okay, so this is the area that got covered in [ __ ] Oh god, the aroma is so [ __ ] bad. Bye, buddy. Oh, the stink. I can’t even handle it anymore. Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. I’ll miss you. I hope people take care of you better. I hope people take care of you better, buddy. Oh my god, the smell. Oh [ __ ] Oh god, the smell. I can’t. It’s so bad, you guys. It’s so bad. Oh god. Like, you immediately want to puke when you come in here. It smells like [ __ ] And dead dogs. And there’s rats all over the place in here. The other day, the poor dog had to deal with rats coming out of this hole here. Well, that makes sense. There’s a sewer right there. Oh, here’s a door opening. Oh god. Yeah, the the the elevator is [ __ ] Absolutely disgusting. This place will not get a good review from me when I review it online. Good lord. I would honestly say that it would be safer and more hygienic to sleep in the park than it would be to sleep here. This is my room here. Hold on. I got to get my keys out of my bag. Okay, hold on. Okay, so this is the room. This is the room. God, it stinks. It smells so bad. I haven’t been able to open this fridge since I got here because there’s like 80 [ __ ] centipedes inside of it. Yeah. So, let me turn on the light. This is the room. The walls are covered in stains. There’s black mold growing out of the corners. Um, there was a typhoon the other day and all the water came in through the through the window and pulled up on the bottom of the floor there. You can still see that the floor is buckling. Yeah, this place was [ __ ] so gross. And the toilet. Oh my god. Let me show you this. This toilet is just a squat. Oh, and the stink in here. Somebody pissed all over the the sign. Oh god. Absolutely. Absolutely the grossest place I have ever slept in. Ever. Ever. Not even just at a hotel. Ever. I’ve slept in the forest, you guys. and it was more hygienic than this. I’ve passed out on the street and it was more hygienic than this. The bed pad is literally just like like a piece of foam and it’s so flimsy that when you lie in it, you immediately hit the floor. Yeah. This is my room. Let me show you the view. There’s a dead bird stuck in the wiring over here. Can you see it? Just awful. And yeah, as I said, not to gross everybody out, but I haven’t been able to have a [ __ ] shower in 4 days. I’ve had to go through like three of these things, big body wipes. I have to use like 20 of them every night. Just gross. Either way, it’s now 6:30. Uh I should be able to get on the Shink Con stand by let’s see 7:38 and uh get out of this place. All right. All right. Okay. So, that is it for this day. Oh, and there’s [ __ ] all over the the door, too. Yeah. Would not recommend. Um All right. I’m glad they don’t let And look at the ceiling. The ceiling has like a wet spot all over it. It’s gross. Um, okay. I’m going to uh clean myself off with those wipes and then uh head over to the Shinkansa station. So, I’ll talk to you guys soon. Bye. Okay, so I’m out of there. Um, yeah, that was gross. That was the worst uh worst 4 days that I’ve ever experienced in Japan. Gross. Um, okay. So, now I’m heading to Osaka Station. I will talk to you when I get there. Just look at this area. This area is so sketchy. All right, I’ll talk to you soon. I’ve made it to Osaka Station. Man, this part of the city looks a lot different than the part of the city that I just came from. Very beautiful. Very neat. All right, I’m going to do a quick panorama and then uh I’m going to get going. I’m making good time. It’s uh 7:40 right now. So, I’m hoping to get on the on the train by like 8:15, 8:30. Um that’ll get me back in time uh to have a bath because I can only have a bath up until uh 11:45. So, yeah, I’m just having a quick smoke and then heading to the station. All right, guys. I’m here, but I just got so so so scared. So, I got I didn’t even check if there was any trains running um from Osaka to to Tokyo tonight. Uh so when I got here I pressed uh the trains for 7:00 and it said there are no trains or there’s no tickets. So I was like [ __ ] So uh I pressed for 8:00 and there was no tickets. And I pressed for 9:00 and there was no tickets. So I started to freak out, right? Because I now I don’t have a hotel at all. Um and then if I bought a nonreserve ticket then um then I could get on the train. So um I’m heading out. It’s about 8:00 now. I have a non-reserved ticket, so hopefully I can get a seat uh quickly before uh I don’t want to stand all the way from Tokyo to Osaka or Osaka to Tokyo. So, fingers crossed. But either way, I’m just glad to get out of here. Uh yeah, I’m just happy. I’m tired, but I couldn’t spend another night there, guys. I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t do it. Don’t call me a big baby, but this place was the worst place I’ve ever been in my life. Um, I’ve slept in like cracked houses before that were cleaner than that. And uh, this is crazy to me. Hopefully the train gets here soon and hopefully I get a seat. I’ll uh, keep you updated. I genuinely hope that I did not just make a huge mistake. Um, we got it. Excuse me. I genuinely hope I didn’t just make a huge mistake and was supposed to get off at that station. Um, yeah. I really don’t know. Uh-oh. So, basically, my ticket says from Osaka Station to Shin Osaka Station to Tokyo. And we just got to Shinosaka Station. And uh I don’t know if I was supposed to stay on the train or get off the train, but uh well, I’m on the train now. It didn’t look like a bullet train when I got on it. So, I’m really hoping that I didn’t wasn’t supposed to get off at that station and then wait for the bullet train. That would be embarrassing. I don’t know. I really don’t know. And it’s getting late, too. Like, it’s getting to the point where if I made a mistake, I’m pretty much screwed. So, fingers crossed. All right. Talk to you guys soon. Yeah, I am now like 99% certain that I messed up big time because I’m just on a regular train right now. And I don’t think that a regular train goes all the way to Tokyo from Osaga. So, I have a really bad feeling that I’m going to get to the end of the line and then that’s going to be it and I’ll be stuck there. Like, I don’t know what I’m going to do. There’s nothing I really can do now. It’s not like there’s attendants walking around. Uh, there’s nobody I can ask. I can’t ask any of the passengers. They all speak Japanese. I don’t know what I’m going to do. Certainly not on a bullet train, though. I don’t think I’m going to be having that bath tonight. I’ll keep you guys updated. Okay, guys. I just got kicked off the train. I have no idea where I am. Uh I’m definitely not in I just woke up. I fell asleep on the train. I don’t know where I am. Um, I don’t know if this is I have no idea what’s going on. I don’t know what’s going on, guys. I have no idea where I am. Okay, I need to figure something out cuz I’m in the middle of nowhere and I have no idea what’s going on. Okay, so I just looked um I just looked on the map. I’ll put a picture of where I am right now here. Um I’m somewhere in between Osaka and Nagoya. Um so I’m still very far away from Tokyo. Um luckily I found somebody who spoke English and they said that if I get on this particular train and then go to Nagoya, I can get a train from Nagoya to Tokyo. Um hopefully I won’t need to buy another ticket. I I can just use the one that I’m already on right now. Um but yeah, I was supposed to get off at Os Shin Osaka Station. I don’t know why I’m so silly and I didn’t uh I didn’t realize that. Um it’s my mistake, you know. Uh I guess I just got a lot of stuff on my mind and uh yeah, I was just rushing. Either way, guys, good lord. Tonight’s uh tonight’s going to be crazy. All right, guys. Um I’ll talk to you when I get to Nagoya, I guess. All right. I really hope this is the right one because I’m in the middle of nowhere. Little spooky. Oh, very spooky. Yeah, this is a very spooky area. Very silent hill. Yikes. All right, guys. Wish me luck. Okay, I’ve woken up a little bit more. Um, you know, you would think that I would be like super upset even if like I miss the last train and have to wait in that train station until like the next morning. But, uh, I would much rather do that than stay in that hotel again. As I’m saying, I swear to God, um, I would rather stay in a park than stay at that hotel again. It was so bad. It was so bad. Um, yeah. So, if you guys ever have the option in the last place that you can book is uh the Hotel Diamond in Osaka, just just stay in a park. I’m telling you, it’ll be better. All right, guys. Um, I’ll let you know when I get to Nicoya. Something that is so spooky is uh the trains going through like a dark forest and there’s like nothing but forest everywhere. And uh if you guys have ever played Resident Evil Zero, it reminds me of that big time. Big time. Because it’s just a train going through a dark forest in the middle of the night. Very spooky. Very spooky. What a night this has turned out to be. Just crazy. But you know what? I can tell you exactly what’s going on back at the hotel. People are yelling. Um the lobby is just full of crazy crazy people. Crazy people. Um very weird. Very weird. I’ve never been more uncomfortable with a group of people than I was there. It was like I don’t want to I don’t want to sound like mean to anybody, but they were all very strange. They were all very strange people. Uh, sorry guys. Um, so right now we’re in somewhere spooky. That’s all I can tell you. Let me show you from the camera. Okay, hold on a second. Yeah. So, um I have no idea what I’m going to do because if even if I get to Tokyo, right, which I doubt I will. I doubt I will. I I’ll probably have to stay in like the Nagoya train station um until like I don’t know 6:00 or 7:00 in the morning and then catch the shinkans from there. Um, but even if I were to get to Tokyo station tonight, um, all the trains end at midnight and it’s like 11 o’clock now. So, I’m still about probably an hour away on the Shing Constantin. So, and I’m Yeah. So, basically, I’m going to get to Tokyo Station probably like 12:31 in the morning. And then from there, my options are walk, you know, just straight up walk back. And if it was just with my backpack, it wouldn’t really be a big deal, you know? Um, I’ve already done a shitload of walking today, but it wouldn’t be a big deal. But I’ve got my luggage with me, so I don’t know what I’m going to do. I don’t know what I’m going to do. It’s going to be an adventure, though. I’ll tell you that much. I just hope that there’s some kind of food open. Uh, like I said I wouldn’t eat McDonald’s again on this trip, but if that’s the only thing that’s open, then I’ll then I’ll get that. Um, oh, you know what? A 7-Eleven would be open. All of the um convenience stores, if you want to get like noodles or if you want to get um like the food that they have there, they can heat it all up for you. So, I might end up having to just do that. That that would make the most sense. Either way, tonight’s a I I would say it’s a nightmare, but I’m not even stressed out because I would literally rather be doing this than staying at that hotel. So, um I’ll get back to you, but my phone is at like 15% and I need it. Uh so, I’m going to stop filming until I get to uh Nagoya at least. So, I’ll talk to you guys soon. Guys, I’m in Nagoya and I think I’m going to make it. I think I’m going to catch the very last train. Oh, please, please, please, please. I’ll get back to you. I did it. I got on the train. Good lord. Okay, I’m going to go find a seat to sit in. I’m going to make it to Oh my god, what the hell is this? I’m going to make it to I need to freaking shave my eyebrows. I need to shave my whole face. Good lord. All right. Um, I’m so happy. But yeah, I’m definitely going to get there when all the trains are done. So, I’ll have to figure out something uh from Tokyo. Talk to you soon, you guys. I can’t even begin to tell you how stressful that was. But it it seems like the longer I stay here, the quicker. Like, I’ve been here for like 4 months now, and this month has just been a nightmare for me. I keep I keep messing up things, and I keep forgetting things. It’s because my memory is getting so bad. Um, yeah, it’s it’s pretty crazy, but I’m so glad that I’m on my way now. Um, and I can finally have a smoke. I haven’t had a smoke in like 5 hours. So, I’m going to do that. Uh, I can plug my phone in, too, so I can talk to you guys a little bit more. Um, I’m really grateful that I got here. Really grateful. All right. Um, thanks for sticking with me. I know this vlog is long and it’s definitely different than the beginning, but uh yeah, I really appreciate you sticking with me. All right, I’ll talk to you soon. Hey everyone. So, we’re basically in Tokyo now. We’re in Shinagawa. Um, one thing I didn’t know which is really cool, but uh it’s like 1:30 in the morning right now and if you take a if you take the Shencon late late at night and it gets to the station before like the city trains begin, um, you’re allowed to stay on the train and like sleep on the train and uh What they do is they let you sit in first class. Seats go all the way down. So, um I could crash here tonight. I could crash here tonight, but I need to shower and I um I need to shower and I need to eat something and I need to shave. My facial hair is driving me up the wall. Um it really bothers me to have facial hair because um I’ve talked about it before on my channel, but I associate having facial hair with um not taking care of myself because of uh how uh ratty I looked when I was a when I was a drinker. Um it’s just it’s just frustrating for me. So, um I’m going to uh I’m just going to walk from Tokyo Station to my to my hotel. Should take me about an hour, maybe an hour and a half. Um but I should get there around 3:00 in the morning. And then uh I can stop by Family Mart, grab something to eat, and uh have a shower. I desperately need a shower. All right. So, I’ll get back to you when uh when I get off the train. Back in Tokyo. I have made it. I have made it back to thinking. Guys, I messed up big time on the way here. I could have been here at 10:15. It’s now 2:00 in the morning. I’m 4 hours late. Um, I got really lucky though because uh honestly when I got onto the train, all I needed to do was take like the local train to the very next stop and then get on my train. Um, but I didn’t realize that at all. And I ended up staying uh on a train that brought me all the way to Nagoya. Um I I posted the picture before. I’ll post it again. I’ll show you where I ended up, you know. And uh by the time I end I just fell asleep on the train and by the time I ended up there, it was already like 10:30. Um so the fact that I was able to catch the very last train, um it was it was just it was so lucky. It was so lucky because when I got on the first train, there was nobody there for me to ask for help. Like there’s on the Shink Consin, there’s people that work on the train, right? But on the local trains, there’s nobody there. Um, and everybody spoke. I tried to ask somebody if I was on the right place, and he had no idea what was going on. So either way, I’m very lucky to be here. Um, again, I would have much rather done this than stay in that [ __ ] hotel for one more night. Um, so I’m at Tokyo Station now. Um, I’m going to start walking home. It’s going to take me probably about an hour to get there. Um, hopefully not much longer than that. Um, I’m going to swing by Family Mart and grab a quick bite to eat. Maybe some uh ramen noodles or or something. I don’t know. I’ll grab something to eat. But guys, I’m going to sign off for the rest of the night. I’ve got a lot of stuff to do. Um, thank you so much for watching this vlog. I know this vlog turned out to be very strange. I mean, at the very start of it, uh we were going video game hunting. We were going up a mountain. We were having a good time. And then, uh I just said, “Fuck it. I’m leaving this this this city.” So guys, thank you so much for watching. I really appreciate it. Um I’ll talk to you again soon. Tomorrow, I’m going to do something fun. I’m not quite sure what [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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