I Got Lost in Japan Searching for Street Food… and Ate Something INSANE 🇯🇵

I Got Lost in Japan Searching for Street Food… and Ate Something INSANE 🇯🇵

I’m just out here trying to find my Japanese sugar mama. Bro, I just hope I run into her. Fingers crossed. Oh, good morning, Tokyo, puppy. We found a fruit market right outside my hotel. I guess a vegetable market. Oh, those don’t even look real right there. They look so nice and fresh. Everybody’s just shopping for their groceries at like a little Walmart type thing right here. Dude, we’re trying to find a restaurant to eat at. I’m freaking At this place, though, dude. It feels like I’m in a cartoon right now. This is not real. Look, they got the bar the barber pole right here. Let’s see what I can eat my first day in Japan, bro. I’m going to try a vending machine challenge tomorrow. But today, let’s eat some good normal food. Friendly protest going on out here. Whatever they’re protesting, dude, I support it. Look at this, bro. We’re about to try some funny street foods. I passed a couple restaurants, bro. Let’s give it a try. I Hey, I don’t know what they’re selling, but we’re about to find out. Uniforms, bro. That is so cool. Why don’t we do this stuff in America that I come over here and see? You would never see four kids with no parents walking around the busiest city in the whole country, bro. Never in America. They would get swooped up by somebody, right? Here is safe, bro. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect, perfect, perfect. This is the first place I’m trying in Japan, bro. Looks pretty authentic to me. Thank you. First meal in Japan. What do y’all rate it? I don’t know what that is. I don’t know what that is. It looks spicy. The gyoza looks fire. Only one way to find out, right? No spicy. Uh, no spicy. No spicy. Uh, this is spicy. Oh, I cannot handle it. Let’s try. We just got the Japanese concoction mixed together. We got our first guoza. You’re probably not supposed to eat with your hands, but cheers, Bobby. Welcome to Japan. Damn, it’s cooked to perfection. So, we knew the gills was going to be fire, but what about this right here? Can anybody tell me in the comments what this even is, bro? Oh, bro, this looks nasty. It’s salty. Bro, that’s fish eggs. Is this fish eggs? I need somebody to tell me what that was. Uh, ginger. Ginger or fish eggs? What was that? What the heck is this right here, dude? Oh, bro, that fish egg was so nasty. Whatever. Whatever that soup first has like onions or whatever. Take y’all on an adventure today. This is just the beginning. Enjoy the rest. We’re going to try some crazy foods in Japan. We’re going to try some new experiences. I might go rent a girlfriend, dude. Hey, I might rent, too. Let’s start that. No, I’m going to I’m going to eat this. I think it’s an egg, but I have no It’s It’s It’s an egg. But bro, this [ __ ] ain’t even cooked. Hey, bro. It’s cold. It’s cold. It’s cold. It’s cold. This egg is cold. This is cold. There’s no way I’m eating that. I can’t do that, bro. Cheers, mother. First meal is a success. Thank you. Thank you. Dude, I’m in Japan right now. I’m in Tokyo, Japan right now. We just had some gyoza. Thank you. All right, I just learned two things. Number one, that was octopus eggs that I just ate. Yummy. Number two, some places, some gyms allow no tattoos, and some gyms are cool with tattoos. So, I got to find one that’ll let me in. Bro, I’m trying to get a workout in, brother. We got a full night ahead of us. Fire food. The tempora. Isn’t this not tempora? Well, I’m noticing that every restaurant has like different Japanese food. Where in Thailand, they have all the same food. Like you got your pad thai, you got your sweet and sour chicken, cashew fried nut, fried rice. Like all the restaurants have the same food in Thailand. Here it’s way different, bro. Oh, they have Uber, bro. They don’t have Grab. It’s Uber. Trying to be like America. Okay, so I got lost again. But I’m not complaining, brother. It’s cool getting lost here. You go on these little back streets that are full of just like speak easys, bro. Like everything here is not so popular on me. Hello, bro. This is literally out of a video game. How do you describe this? Oh, there’s more vending machines. Hey, y’all tell me where are the ones with food in them? I’m trying to do the challenge where I eat, but look, all these just have drinks. Dude, I’m really in Japan right now, dude. I cannot have had that. O, this is so sick, bro. I highly recommend this place, dude. I always thought it wouldn’t be cool, but this is so cool. This is the coolest. All right, your boy is going to Tokyo Park or to Tokisho Park or something like that. Dude, there’s all these speak easys. I keep walking by. There’s like all these little bars that just open. Like that door right there is probably a bar. Oh, cool. We’re about to take the train ride out here. Look like that right there. The little speak easy, bro. Like that’s, bro. There’s unlimited of those. It’s like They don’t even have signs on them. Or maybe they do. I just can’t read them. I have the hiccups all day. I’m tired of it. We’re I’m about to take y’all boys to a night market. Let’s go. So, it has signs of all the different lines you take and your phone. You just put in what you where you want to go on maps and it tells you exactly what to do. So, I got this long mission. I’m going to freaking screenshot it and put it up on the screen. I’m going all the way across the damn Tokyo just to go to this night market. It’s an hour away. Let’s go. Like Tokyo drift, bro. Everybody got off the train. How do I get a ticket, though? Everybody has like these little cards already in their phone. I got to do it the oldfashioned way. It’s kind of difficult. You do it maybe over here. Please insert money or a card if you need a receipt. 260. 260. All right. All right. All right. Thank you. Thank you. 260. Yo. Yo. All right. All right. Boom. All right. Okay. How do I pay money? Thank you so much. Have a good day. Don’t forget I got you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye-bye. She met the love of my life at the train station, Bubby. Hurry. This car. Can I go this way? In a hurry, dude. Cha. I’m getting the hang of this, bro. I could be a city dude. Why is everybody walking so damn fast? Is everybody not walking fast, man? They’re trying to catch that train, Bobby. I’m about to be one of them. I’m about to walk. Where’s my train? Where’s my train? Where’s my train? Oh no, I’m lost. I was going the wrong way. Here we go. It’s this way. This is your train ticket. It’s very important. So, you got to keep up with this cuz when you exit, I think you need it. Oh man, I missed. I go to Yo Yogi. Yo Yogi. This one. Same as you. Thank you, love. This is a different train, bro. They got different seats. I’m all for it. Everything’s nice here, Bubby. Look at this. Hello, bro. Is this the bullet train? This one’s going freaking fast, bro. I’m about to take the bullet train tomorrow. I seen y’all in the comments. Whatever y’all say in the comments, I’m going to do it. So, keep giving me ideas. Damn, I missed my stop, bro. Trying to edit these videos now. I got to walk a long ass way, but we will find it. We’re in Shabuya. Shaboo. Shabuya. One of the most popular places in this whole Tokyo. So, we’re about to see the difference of where I’m at compared to this one. All right, dude. This is bougie as hell. This is uh the most popular. It’s for young young people. It’s for like I don’t know what this place is for. Y’all probably know better than me. But we were going to Tokyo or Takoyo Park. So, the main thing I noticed is there no homeless people. There’s no trash. Look, bro. Is this not the biggest Apple store in the world right here? Like, dude, this is just like a futuristic country. Honestly, dude, these people are living in the past and the future at the same time. Like riding their bicycles, like being in in person. It’s raining on my ass now, dude. Look at that boss. Hugo boss. Holy shoot, dude. This is like freaking This is America. This part right here. This is like very much so like America. I liked where I was better because it was so Tokyo. Like, bro, that’s freaking cool. That’s pretty Tokyo. We don’t got that. I’m just out here trying to find my Japanese sugar mama, bro. I just hope I run into her. Fingers crossed, bro. I’m about to go to Osaka, bro. We had this restaurant when I was a kid and we went there every freaking like big event, bro. What up, bro? What’s up, man? What’s up, bro? What’s up, man? Where y’all going? Let’s go to to Yoyoki Park. What? Yoyoki. Yogi. Yoyoki. Yo Yogi. H Yo Yogi Park. Let’s go park. God bless you. Straight straight this way. Straight sketch. Oh, is there I want a woman. Where’s Japanese woman? Too much. Too much this way. See you. Love you, bro. They’re awesome, bro. Japanese. See how they weren’t even going to say nothing until I said something to them first? Oh, there is a lot of women here. Holy moly. All right, it’s time to find my sugar mama. I’m going to need it. Bro, this country is freaking expensive. A little bit, bro. The $35 a night for the room is a little bit too much, bro. Your boy’s funds are low. But I have hope and faith that this is what it’s going to take to push the my channel to the next level. And I’m willing to risk it all just like I did like 6 months ago. Y’all remember when I took that mushy trip? I took some dooies in Thailand in pie and I had a bad trip cuz I was like, “Dude, I’m about to go broke.” I had a lot less money than I do now. I’m still broke, but not that broke. And I dug myself out of that ditch. So, I can do it again, brother. Look at the Louis Vuitton store across the street. Uh, yeah. I don’t really like this cuz it’s too nice, you know? Obviously, this is not for me, but this is cool. Okay, so it’s full of hipster Japanese people. I just seen dudes with like shaved heads, neck tattoos, arm tattoos, and they’re hipster, bro. Like this dude right there, freaking long blonde hair. They got blonde hair a lot. Like they dye their hair and their hair is really straight, bro. Like no curls in their hair. It’s so But this dude I met today at the onen, he looked like he had like he looked like he was mixed with black and he said he did a perm. He permed his hair like that and he dyed it. And I swear he did not even look Japanese. Like they’re they’re good. They’re good at what they Oh, look at this. Just look at this. All right. Now, this is actually crazy to me. This just like something just hit. I These buildings are tall as [ __ ] bro. Dude, I got goosebumps just looking at this. That is wild, brother. I was walking across this street right here and then I locked eyes with a woman about my age and she was with a guy who’s into guys and he was like, “I’m not her boyfriend. I’m not her boyfriend.” And I was like, she she couldn’t speak no English, but she was cute. And I got her Instagram. She had no profile picture, only 49 followers. Exactly how I like it, brother. And now I still got to go to Yo Yogi Park, bro. But damn, dude. I When you see when you lock eyes with Oh, dude. They’re doing run club over there, bro. What the heck? I need to go join them, dude. I’m so down to join them. Let’s go. We’re doing a rug. We’re joining rug club, Bubby. I’m in slides, but uh Oh my god, there’s some hot Japanese women. I’m joining. We’re joining rug club. Just casually act like you fit in. Just act like you fit in. Oh yeah. Oh, that fast. All right, it’s time to talk to these cute Japanese women over. Hello. Where is Yo Yogi? Yo Yogi. Yo Yogi. This way. Okay, I come. I come with you. You’re Yogi. You’re Yogi. How old are you? 22 years old. 22. How old do you think I am? 22. 24. Yo, Yogi. This way. That’s where y’all are running to to the Nike store. Enjoy. Bro, I can’t I need to close the deal, bro. But they’re like too innocent and pure where I don’t even like Bro, what am I going to do? Text her about what? Like I need to learn Japanese to text that woman. Did y’all see her? She’s so beautiful. But uh I’m waiting. The one that I locked eyes with earlier, I want them to like the one I was just telling y’all about. I’m out of breath. But the connection was there more with those girls. The connection wasn’t there, but here we are. I don’t know what we’re doing. It’s still raining. I’m just trying to find this park, man. Another lost in Tokyo. Oh, look at this place. Bro, there is some beautiful Indian women. You see, when I’m sober, I’m focused on the right things, like finding a wife. I need to repopulate. There needs to be more of me running around. Is that a mushroom? I got the lip piercings on the Japanese women are just O. Dude, I think that I was going to try street food, but I think I’m not trying street food no more. Are y’all going to hate me? Yeah. Your boy done got rained on. I done went an hour away from where I’m at. Oi. Hello. This just street food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This? Yeah. Where? Station. No, here. No, here station. What time it closed? About time. Uh, soon or at 10? Close 2:00 in the morning. 2 a.m. Let’s go. What do I look up? Shibuya. Shibuya. Shabuya. Shabuya station. station. Okay. No station. This way. That way. Ah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. God bless. Thank you. All right. Bro, Japanese people are lovely, dude. Oi. Hello. O mamaita desparito. All right. So, uh, we got to walk all that way. I just walked cuz that’s where they told me to. So, it’s in the rain. Hopefully, there’s food stand. This one opens till 2:00 a.m. The one I was going to closes at 10:00. So, it’s about 9:30 right now. The rain is picking up. I’m about to just jaywalk. Hopefully, I don’t get arrested. Um, look at that van, bro. I could live in that thing. Look at that. Oh my gosh, bro. I could live right in that thing, bro. Oh, shoot, brother. In the future, I’m buying one of those. And I’m living in that, D. Oh, you could live right in the back of that thing. Oh, hey, bro. I’m I’m buying that. I’m buying it. I should have walked up to him and asked him how much he Oh, there’s the Run Club. That dude behind me had Africanamean hair, dude. Like, how does a Japanese man get his hair like that? There’s so many questions and not enough answers. That dude’s got a freaking blue mohawk. How do you say hello in Japanese? Like, kadishua. Or is that Chinese? Kadishua. And I didn’t start saying that Kenisha. It worked. Let’s go. All right. I just found my soulmate. That girl that I met earlier, every time I see her, I just seen her again. She does this. Not the fingers. I’m throwing her fingers, right? She does this. Bro, that’s not the cutest, most innocent thing a girl has ever done for me, dude. I’m in love with this woman now. Like, I literally I’m going to have a baby with her hopefully tonight and I can get my 40k. Oh, they’re so wholesome, bro. Like they’re so cute and wholesome. Like, calm down, baby. Calm down. Calm down. Just day one. I’m going to find my sugar mama milk for one day. She don’t even got that woman back there is my age, and I will take that, bro. Oh, look at that. Just pedaling on that [ __ ] Look at that, bro. Everybody’s got the freaking They got the whatchamacallit. They got the um clear umbrella. Oh, I got to make the street. These little taxis right here. Believe it or not, I’m starting to get the hang of things and um my Japanese is getting better. I have a kishiwa and I have arato. Hello. Bro, I don’t know if I recorded that, bro, but I hate when that happens. when you say hello and they look at you and then they just go back to what they were doing. It’s all right though, bro. It’s all right. It’s all right. That one’s for the ego. All right. Somehow I spawned in here trying to find some street food. This is not what I’m looking for. But it’s pretty sick though. It’s super cool. Drifted in that thing. All right. It’s not food, but I am trying pretty damn hard. I walk This is Shabuyu. I’m officially in Shabuyu, the most one of the most famous parts of this city. But, uh, it’s all these stores out here are just the same strip. The same strip that we already walked down. It’s like a different version of that. It’s just luxury stores. It’s another Louis Vuitton store right over here. Wow. Look at this freaking place. Look at that beauty, bro. What the heck? Oh yeah. I guess we’re just going to cross the street here. Oh, hey. Hello. Whoa. What were those? Those are like those one. Uh, what’s that? What are those girls called? E girls. No, it’s called something else. Pop girls. K-pop girls. K-pop girls. Forget street food. This is better. Bro, I just found this underground. Like hopefully this is a restaurant, bro. I haven’t really eaten all day since I’ve been sober. I don’t have the munchies. Oh, brother, bro, this is Oh my gosh. I can’t read none of this. Oh, shoot. We’re not going to be eating here. We got to keep looking. Let’s go. Open. Open. Let’s go. How are you? How old are you? 25. Yes. How old do you think I am? 23. 24. Oh, yummy. Single. Single. Enjoy. All right. Here we go, bro. It’s a nice little place. Hopefully, they got some. So, this was 500 yen. Like $3. I really don’t know what it is. Something. Some type of nuts. Oh, it’s got chocolate on the inside. They’re fire, bro. But I’m trying to order street food, so I’m still going to name that the video. I hope y’all don’t hate me. And I tried my best, bro. I think the rain stayed up. But I’m going to eat at different restaurants cuz I’m hungry and [ __ ] I’ve been starving myself all day for this video. But I spent too long in the sauna, so I think that’s part of the reason. And the train took an hour to get over here. Then it started raining, but I’m going to try a whole bunch of different snacks and we’re going to see what I think about it. This one I give it. It’s chocolate. I don’t know what’s on the outside. I don’t know what makes it that color. But it’s fire. It’s Japanese. This isn’t just any fried chicken. This is Japanese fried chicken. And it was 500. This is all $6 together. Like $3 each. So it’s a $1 chicken, bro. That’s way good, bro. Why is it so different? Okay. Why is this chicken so unique, bro? What makes Japanese fried chicken different? Somebody tender’s not working. It’s time to act confused at the station, Bubby. This is where it’s at. Mamaita sorita. Bro, it’s just unlimited people, bro. I’m just going to walk around, act confused, and ask people for help. Ask some women for help. Dude, I need like some Japanese game though, bro. My game is not strong here. But I’m about to go eat some food. Speaking of food, speaking of the freaking devil, bro. I mean, this is tomorrow’s challenge. Oh, off of this for a whole day. What the hell is that, dude? I’m about to buy everything in here tomorrow, then try to survive off this. There’s no way. There’s no way. We’ll see tomorrow, buddy. That’s the challenge I’m going to have tomorrow. Golly. Ain’t no way, bro. Ain’t no way, bro. Is this America? I’ve never seen this in Japan. I’ve only been here for 24 hours, but you okay? You okay? Oh, no. You’re smart, brother. You okay? You’re not okay. You about to blow up. Come on, bro. What do I do? Holy [ __ ] man. That man’s about to throw up. I’m getting on my train. So, I go one station. I just keep missing my station. Brother, that was crazy, bro. That dude had too much to drink, I guess. Uh, here’s another vending machine with totally different stuff. I’m not going to ruin the surprise. I’m not even going to look myself. Bro, I don’t understand this train system, though, bro. Like, I’ve been here for like 30 minutes and I haven’t I’m trying to get home, bro. I can’t get home. It’s already like freaking 11:00 now. Yeah, 30 minutes. And, bro, I don’t understand. There’s a dead end over there. I don’t understand, bro. I don’t like it. I’m ready to get out the city, bro. But I’m going to stay here and I’m going to tough it up and we’re going to have some fun tomorrow. Vending machine challenge coming soon. I’m riding the bolt train to Osaka or wherever the hell Where is the bolt train? Does it It goes to like other cities. It doesn’t go to Tokyo, right? It leaves Tokyo. All right, I figured something out. Each of the names, they have little symbols, numbers, so you don’t even have to memorize the names. I’m trying to find Cha Lane right here. Chada Lane C’s this way. Figured it out, Bubby. 30 minutes in one station. Holy moly. Oh, bro. Why am I so awkward? Why did I wave at them like that? China lane. Let’s go. Back on rookie mo. Buffy. Wait. I can’t wait till I leave the city. Like, what does Japan look like not in the city, dude? Does anybody know? Has anybody left the big cities ever in their life? I’m just going to hop on this train, dude. Where Where’s my train? Where’s Cha lane at? See, it gets confusing. There’s no chada lanes. That one says C. But like wa. See, this is like the part I don’t like. It said chada. Was that chada? Is it C1? Yogi. Y. No. Yogi is the other way. So I think it’s this way. Yeah. Yogi is where I just left. But that was the park. So I’m going to go with the other truck. All right. Freaking country boy out here. Bobby be trying to figure out this city life. Hey, let’s get some from the vending machine. Let’s do that tomorrow. All I still got to get some snacks for y’all, bro. I’m about to get some real Japanese snacks. I’m freezing cold, brother. Oh, it’s freaking rainy and the rain is ice cold. The air is cold. We got the Family Mart, dude. The one place I haven’t been yet. I don’t know, y’all. This is street food, isn’t it? I don’t know about that. Do y’all think these are better? Or the ones that are actually in like the these things right here? Holy moly. Is that fruit? This is the stuff. I guess it’s not the same as 71. So fire. Um, no. This is fresh, dude. Look at this dude. He is packed and engineing up fresh. What about this right there? Chicken, cheese, egg, and ham. Can’t go wrong with that, eh? Let’s try to get something a little more spice up the taste buds a little bit. Gas station sushi. Which one? I’ve been looking for sushi this whole time. I didn’t even know they had sushi in Japan. Egg, plum, and tuna. I’ll pass on that one. Tuna salad and imitation crab corn. O, I don’t know what to get, brother. All right, I’ve been doom scrolling for 1 hour. My food is probably cold. Let’s see. Bro, I got a taco. This kind of street food. Oh, y’all. Yeah, you clickbait. You clickbait. I’m tired. I’m not even going to lie to y’all, bro. I’m freaking tired. And um I want to smoke, but I’m not going to. This is a toothbrush, not a freaking fork. And uh I love y’all, man. And I’m sorry I I had clickbait. I had the title and I tried to make the title happen, but uh I slept I stayed up all night to make that video yesterday. So I went to bed at like 7 in the morning and I was sober, so hard. I slept for maybe 2 hours and now it’s 1:00 in the morning. I’m about to have to edit this whole video and hopefully I go to sleep by like 4 in the morning. If that doesn’t show your dedication, man, I love y’all. Thank you for supporting this last video like you did. Your boy is in the onen. It’s 3 in the morning. I just finished editing this video. Another hour to upload it and all that good stuff. Going to sleep at 4:00 in the morning. These are the days that the grind really counts cuz then I’m going to pick up momentum and then y’all are going to start loving the Tokyo series. Then we’re going to move to another city. And then we’re going to move to another city. We’re going to see the snow monkeys. We’re going to see the deer. We’re going to Tokyo Drift. We’re going to see suma wrestlers. Just one day at a time. And tomorrow, let me know if it’s a good idea to do the vending machine challenges, my friends. Um yeah, bro. Tokyo is uh challenging for me cuz I’m not a city boy. So I’m I’m going to try to do other stuff that don’t involve like what I did then walking around the city. Like I don’t feel like that’s just not me. But it was cool to do it for today and now it’s walked around another city tomorrow. Like there’s like seven different cities inside Tokyo. At least like five. And it’s like bomb bomb. It’s like a whole state, a whole country Tokyo is and the rest of Japan is the rest of Japan. So let’s go explore it, man. Uh there’s nothing better to do, bro. Believe in yourself, bro. Believe in the higher power. Believe in the universe. believe in the the good of humanity that it will rise to the top and you’re a part of the good. And as long as you never give up, as long as you never give up, bro, I swear you’re going to figure it out. It’s just going to take long as hell. You’re going to want to give up a million times. You’re going to cry. You’re going to just want to take the easy route, want to settle. But, bro, as long as you never do that, you will figure out the harder route. But it’s not going to be on your time. And bro, just don’t give up, bro. Don’t give up. Believe in yourself. Do something today that makes you a better person. Man, I love you. Thank you for believing in me and supporting this page. Bro, fanboys to the moon. Day two complete.

First day in Tokyo Japan was a success. I might’ve got lost and I didn’t get the street food but I had such a fun time and I’m getting better. Thank you for supporting. I’m gonna try a challenge tomorrow. Give me more ideas.

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