I’m happy to report that the shoe buying cleanse went well. Two days at the Grand Canyon and zero shoes purchased.

-Brad

my name is Brad Hall welcome to the Grand Canyon I’m here I’m almost at the base and so far my shoe cleanse is going really well I’m proud to report that I haven’t bought a single pair of shoes I know the supreme 98s came out but I didn’t have cell phone reception when it happened and I probably didn’t have a chance anyway so I feel good the only reason I like coming on vacation without my wife is it gives me a chance to grow my beard she never lets me grow it I think it’s because she thinks I look way too dangerous for her but I like looking dangerous I’m terrified of heights I didn’t think I’d have to cross a bridge but I do and it’s a good time to grow it was stupid I left the camera forgot I had to bring it with me I say photos of the air max 98 on my phone I’m really just looking at the pictures John Daly’s shoes very funky quick internet check still no service going up is definitely harder than going down I’ve started to complex carbo load hmm I couldn’t fill out working on my body already I can’t lie the shift lens is going well but I’m still thinking about shoes Oh almost that was hot I did the tough thing but I did the right thing and I’m proud of myself two days no buying shoes I had to do it much better I feel like I’m starting to crash after that bagel so you need to fuel up hmm nutrition is so important on these hikes this is definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do I don’t know how people hold a camera up in front of their face for so long I hope I never have to do it a shoe buying cleanse again I just paced myself slow down with shoes I won’t have to take a long vacation the Grand Canyon again

26 Comments

  1. I want to know if this guy is actually like this of if he's a joke. I'm leaning towards the second one.

  2. You've outdone yourself on this one Brad. Very good! Only problem is what happens when you get back home, faced with all that temptation….

  3. the "nutrition is so important" bit as he's eating Oreos had me cracking up. that and combing your hair to put your hat back on. Gold

  4. My assessment is that your video character does reflect your real self quite well, but is an extrapolation of it. That's why you can display it so convincingly. Really fun stuff regardless, talented yung man. Glad I found you, keep it up!

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