My Wholesome Lovely Day In Indore India 🇮🇳

I decided to leave Udaipur and I headed toward Indore. I heard it was the cleanest city in India and I was ready for a change of scenery, even though Udaipur is beautiful and easily my favorite city in India so far. But I felt it was time to get a move on. So I took a dreaded night bus from Udaipur to Indore which took around 9 hours. Those night buses are killer, I hate them. I can’t sleep to save my life on those things. So, each time i get to a city I’m completely drained and exhausted. By the time I got to my hotel, I was just ready to sleep, which sucks though because the day is just getting started and I feel like I’m wasting an entire day by sleeping.

So I get to Indore and snooze for a few hours. A friend from Indore told me they were celebrating Holi again and that there were going to be celebrations all throughout the city. I wanted to capture a little bit of it but I was in no mood to party and get all colored up like last time. Also, I wanted to go eat some Mcdonald’s because it sounded friggin amazing since I hadn’t had any Western food in so long.

The first time I went out I wore my clothes from the last Holi just in case I got dirty. Which I figured I would. I didn’t get too dirty but when I was heading back to my hotel, I got BLASTED in the face by some kids that were riding by on their scooter. I didn’t mind that bad because I was heading back to my hotel anyway and I could clean up.

The second time I got out I was trying to make my way back to McDonald’s because they were closed earlier. I was really hoping not to get dirty this time. I don’t exactly have tons of clothes and I didn’t want to wash them if they got dirty so, I tried my best not to get anything on them, but that didn’t last long… Some kids threw orange powder all over me and got me covered. Yay, Holi! So I had to head back and wash those clothes and then I just decided to put on my other clothes from before even though they were still wet.

In the end, I made it to the McDonald’s unscathed thanks to a funeral that was being held.

The McDonald’s video will be in the next video…

Hello there, let me clean that off.
Hello there from a town called Indoor.
I arrived this morning and just waking up because I took one of those night buses where I don’t sleep at all
and I wake up and when I get here at like 8 o ‘clock they kick me off the bus and I have zero sleep and I
have to go check it to the hotel.
So I’m finally getting up and around and it turns out today here in Indoor they’re doing holy.
And like I said it’s already one o ‘clock so they might be already finished, happy holy, happy holy,
happy holy.
I’m really hoping I don’t get tagged,
I wore the same thing I wore that I was wearing in a dipole for that holy just a case but I think it’s about
over, happy holy.
Actually what I’m doing,
I’m walking to a McDonald’s because I saw them golden arches and my mouth started salivating.
I’ve been in India for over a month now and I have not had any fast food,
any American food in over a month and I saw them golden arches on the map and I could not resist myself.
So that’s the first thing I’m doing today is going to get a Big Mac,
maybe check out what they have here in India at the Indian McDonald’s.
But Indoor apparently is supposed to be the cleanest city in all of India.
They’ve gotten that award multiple times apparently.
Today it’s going to be colored in a bunch of dust color dust of it again hello sir hello it’s closed what
time four o ‘clock okay thank you oh man oh man they’re closed excuse me yes you are the take away no dine in
no you are the take away oh okay there’s a mcdonald’s over there too yes outside but not open it’s closed too
yes dine is closed got you because of holy yes okay okay four o ‘clock i’ll be back thank you now this dine
take away shit there goes my place okay still celebrating the whole week i did prepare and put some sunscreen
on just in case I got tagged which I almost did some some young kids driving by on a scooter I can see it in
their eyes I was like why they getting close to me and then next thing you know they threw the the dust on me
but it just when you throw it it just like goes in a million different directions or just like disintegrates
really quickly so I don’t think any of it got on me holy catam holy catam no hey hey hey watch out be careful
watch out please be careful it’s a video yes china china china name is Nick K Nick K yes happy holy happy
holy be careful little boy be careful yeah oh oh that old lady saved me back there I was walking down and
they were gonna attack me but she’s like don’t do it don’t do it you’re not on the back on me huh?
you’re not on the back on me happy on me hi happy holy how are you good how are you happy holy hello country
America yes sir yes sir I’m hungry so huh this place this place right here has a lot of people if we could
try it this place looks good paratha alu paratha I can do alu paratha america why is indoor doing holy today
ranga pantry after holy for they do two times?
holy ranga pantry every year?
yeah every year oh my goodness so two times holy color yeah wow So they do that twice a year,
like less than one week apart.
Interesting, okay.
How many days have you here?
I arrived today.
I tell you.
I arrived today.
Good day, good luck, yeah, hungry.
Oh, you’re not in there.
You’re not in there.
You’re not in there.
You’re not in there.
You’re not in there.
Okay, no.
This guy’s waving me over.
Yeah, there’s one in there, there’s three in there.
Yeah, what is this?
Yeah, what is it?
It’s egg sambosa.
That’s some.
Patis, patis.
Okay, I’ll try one.
One piece.
Yeah, one piece.
I did see these flaky looking, toasty things in here.
I’m gonna try one.
What’s inside?
Andar?
What’s inside?
What’s inside?
Potatoes.
Potatoes.
Okay.
What you got for me?
All right.
I wish I could have seen what he put on there.
Okay, so some potatoes, there’s some sort of like, red sauce, some, uh, some, some sort of like,
small chips that he put in there.
Notice him.
Some continental sauce right there.
Okay.
Let’s just give it a go.
It is actually nice and warm.
Ooh.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Mm.
That’s good.
That has a nice texture to it.
Nice and crunchy.
Mm.
Sausif.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Mazeda.
Sausif in the sense.
Not bad.
Bite it.
What’s heavy too?
Huh?
Bite.
Bite it.
Is it simply bite?
Asking you bite.
Mm.
Or simply, or delicious.
Bite.
All right.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That’s how it starts.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
That’s how it starts.
Do you come with me?
India or you got me?
India.
Oh, come here.
Come here.
Okay, okay.
I just met a new friend at the place I was eating.
I just saw a thing back there.
And he invited me to his place.
Any questions?
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
No, no, no.
I’m good.
People want to attack me so bad.
Wow, look at this.
Yeah, that is some really, really dark red too.
She’s enjoying.
Enjoying.
They look like they’re having fun, yeah.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Yeah, they’re having fun.
Hello.
No, no, no.
He’s like a friend.
He’s like a friend.
He’s like a friend.
He’s like a friend.
Just take a…
I know.
I know you’re asking me.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You ready?
I know from your heart.
I’m telling you, man.
I don’t…
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it.
I like basketball.
You like basketball?
I’m scared of one.
Kobe?
Kobe?
I love Kobe.
Rest in peace.
I am disappointed this guy came up to me and he was like be like Messi or Neymar and I was like,
I don’t like you, I don’t feel like Messi.
Be, be, be.
Just like Neymar.
Do you love Neymar?
I love Neymar now because of you.
Yes, thank you.
You’re welcome.
Alright guys, I’m going to keep walking man.
Thank you for letting me come to your house.
No, no, no.
Thank you brother.
I’m going to go eat alo prata.
I’m heading.
I’m going home.
Okay.
Thank you guys.
See you.
I like Neymar.
Neymar, go Neymar.
Alright, I got some color on me now.
It’s going to start.
I know, look at that.
I know.
Okay, okay.
I’m going this way.
I’m going this way.
See you.
I’m telling you.
Okay.
He’s calling me next time but he doesn’t.
have my number okay nice guy but i think he was a little toasted happy holy happy holy happy holy i knew that
was going to happen i just just got tagged big time right in the face about some youngins hey happy holy all
right i did put on sunscreen so hopefully it’ll come off a little easier but we’ll see we’ll see these kids
coming back for more i don’t think it was them but they got me from behind good stepping out again i still
have some of the red from earlier on my face this stuff is different here the coloring that they use here in
indoor It’s like paste or something like whenever it gets mixed with water I mean the people walking around
here and riding on their bikes man it is coated on their skin.
Hey look at these guys Happy Holi.
I gotta watch y ‘all I gotta watch my bag.
Don’t tag me Hey hey hey.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi bro.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
Oh please do not get tagged again.
Those boys just came back up to me.
I turned the camera off but they came up to me and were like hey uh they had their color on me.
I was like can we can we get you?
I was like no no it’s okay it’s okay It’s like oh it’s organic.
I’m like okay it doesn’t matter if it’s organic it’s gonna like stain your stuff it’s gonna stain your skin
uh it’s kind of messed up my glasses.
Hey hey I mean it’s there’s something in the bag.
Hey hey hey Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
No thank you.
No tag you.
No tag you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No thank you.
No thank you.
Please don’t tag me.
Please don’t tag me.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
That stuff is coated on their skin.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi.
Happy Holi from from Indore.
Hey, come on man!
I know, I know.
Shit.
Okay.
Alright.
Appreciate it guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
God damn it.
Come on now.
Alright, let’s try this again.
I had to put on my wet clothes from earlier.
Not quite dry yet.
I’m going to try to stay off the main road.
I’m going to try to stay off the main road, take the side road.
But I’m trying to stay away from these guys.
Happy Holy.
Happy Holy.
Yeah.
Okay.
this shirt doesn’t help because it kind of looks like I’ve been out playing all day right where if I get
tagged I’m gonna be so pissed like I’m trying to keep my cool even now like from earlier it really pissed me
off I don’t don’t throw it on me don’t throw it on me then boom it gets you the odds the celebrations like
all right you guys celebrate however you want dangerous over here we’ve got a danger see groups three like
that they usually have a bag full of the powdery stuff there you go yeah they always carry a bag of that
powdery stuff and they just tag people don’t run by stay away from them dude stay away from them I just want
to take a picture happy holy happy honey so you take a you take a shower it’ll come off one time how many
times four or five four or five times oh my goodness oh my good Wow three three two one happy holy all right
thank you so much kind of back on the street I think they’ll only safe place is this parade of people right
here because they’re following me high.
I don’t know if you can see it up there, but I believe this is a funeral possession here.
I can imagine there’s a body up there that they’re carrying and they keep throwing flowers right here on top
of the body.
I’m going to join in on the group because over there, I’m a sitting duck.
Don’t get me.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you?
I’m good.
How are you?
I’m going to the Golden Arches.
McDonald’s.
No, no, yeah.